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08-16-2024, 06:42 AM
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RUSSIAN gets GORED by a cow trying to RAPE it (On Cannabis)

That's why I'll never touch weed. Fuk that..if the dude was on Pepsi he woulda been in and out in no time and not hangin out like a typical stoner. On pepsi you get schit done

A Russian tourist who allegedly tried to rape a cow was gored by the animal and had to be rescued by Thai police.

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in a field in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.

The holidaymaker allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to react violently - pinning him to the ground and goring him.

Concerned locals, who suspected the Russian was up to no good when they saw him prowling naked, had already called police. They also heard his cries for help while being attacked and stood next to him as they waited for officers to arrive.

Shocking footage shows Kuvshinov lying on the ground without any clothes as the brown cow attacks him.




A paramedic from the Ban Na Doem Foundation who treated Kuvshinov said they suspected he had been trying to have sex with the cow.

They said: 'We found cannabis in his car so maybe he was high. The way we found him, his actions suggest that he was trying to do something dirty with the cow, that he was trying to have sex with her.'

Police Lieutenant Thongchai Chaikit of Ban Na Doem Police Station Kuvshinov said they received reports of a foreign man in an 'altercation' with a cow on August 15 at 5.40pm.

The officer said the cow charged at the suspect when he was trying to restrain it by holding its head and he was 'lucky that the rescue team arrived to save him'




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08-16-2024, 06:45 AM
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What did the cow gore him with? Females dont have horns. Also dont see any blood on him.

Looks more like the cow was just lickin them groceries.
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08-16-2024, 06:47 AM
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What did the cow gore him with? Females dont have horns. Also dont see any blood on him.

Looks more like the cow was just lickin them groceries.
Good point. Maybe he did the ol peanut butter on the balls trick?
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08-16-2024, 06:56 AM
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What the actual f

Prob has a gf too
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08-16-2024, 07:07 AM
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They missed.

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08-16-2024, 07:09 AM
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only a sik and twisted fugg would have sex with an animal
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08-16-2024, 07:35 AM
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Why did he travel from Russia to swim in cow walls?

Does he know something about Thai cows that we dont?
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08-16-2024, 07:37 AM
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what the ****
how many marijuanas did he have
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08-16-2024, 07:39 AM
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That is definitely insidemane. He was trying to get inside but failed as a man.
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08-16-2024, 07:55 AM
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What is it about Thailand that makes foreigners want to fuk everything there?

Must be something in the water.
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08-16-2024, 07:58 AM
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Nah. he's not blaming weed for this one. This is all him.
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08-16-2024, 08:01 AM
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What did the cow gore him with? Females dont have horns. Also dont see any blood on him.

Looks more like the cow was just lickin them groceries.
Some cows have horns, but they are typically not as nasty tempered as the males who kill a number of people per year just for chits and giggles.
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08-16-2024, 08:14 AM
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There are better ways to bang a cow

Just go to walmart
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08-16-2024, 08:57 AM
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If you can't get laid in Thailand and need to resort to livestock, then you are really really really pathetic.
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08-16-2024, 09:01 AM
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What did the cow gore him with? Females dont have horns. Also dont see any blood on him.

Looks more like the cow was just lickin them groceries.
Right this whole thing doesn’t add up. What dirt did he have on Hillary?
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08-16-2024, 09:10 AM
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God damn. Russian test must be thru the roof.
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08-16-2024, 09:17 AM
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that dude was on here posting about NO FAP a few days ago

look what happened to him

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08-16-2024, 09:41 AM
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Dude needs to learn to handle his drugs

Can't be graping farm animals every time you smoke a little weed smh
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God damn. Russian test must be thru the roof.
I thought that too, being the King/CEO of Hi Test Crew, I just didn't want to state the obvious. That this motherfuker just crushed me in the T department with that one bold move.
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08-16-2024, 10:17 AM
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"Raped" the cow


Bold of them to assume it wasn't consensual
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