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08-18-2024, 11:31 PM
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Can Ibby pull sloots for free in the US?

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08-18-2024, 11:58 PM
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No. UK sloots are the easiest on the planet if u can't fuk them for free I got some bad news…
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08-19-2024, 01:18 AM
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All depends on the logistics tbh.
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08-19-2024, 01:22 AM
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I’m sure there’s someone out there with a retarded midget Arab fetish.
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08-19-2024, 01:55 AM
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i think he'd be too distracted by the overwhelming amount of big booty brazilian escorts

they are probably above his pay grade tho especially considering we dont have railroads
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08-19-2024, 02:20 AM
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i think he'd be too distracted by the overwhelming amount of big booty brazilian escorts

they are probably above his pay grade tho especially considering we dont have railroads
Ibby gonna build high speed rail in the US and fook american hambeasts
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08-19-2024, 05:58 AM
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I’m sure there’s someone out there with a retarded midget Arab fetish.
Yeah I’m a massive niche when it comes to women.
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08-19-2024, 06:20 AM
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Probably. Accent goes a long way in the states. I spent a few months in Cali/SD at one point and was pumping all round me. Probably got a few mini cellytech's running about causing havoc over there now.
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08-19-2024, 06:31 AM
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If Ibby went down to the Southern US or Cali, he could probably pull. I personally know decent looking guys who had a UK or Aussie accent who absolutely crushed it with regular blonde girls.

There's a certain UK/Aussie Charisma that is different from how US guys act. And the sloots absolutely eat it up.
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08-19-2024, 06:33 AM
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Probably. Accent goes a long way in the states. I spent a few months in Cali/SD at one point and was pumping all round me. Probably got a few mini cellytech's running about causing havoc over there now.
Yeh but Ibby sounds like he is gargling balls when he talks
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08-19-2024, 06:36 AM
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There are US sloots who participate in beastiality…….and I am still not sure Ibby could pull. Especially if he brings his golf cart car over here. Srs, vry srs.
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08-19-2024, 06:39 AM
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Yeh but Ibby sounds like he is gargling balls when he talks
It's just too deep for the human brain to understand and super masculine

They also tell him he's handsome has a big dick and his fashion sense is "on fleek". There's no way escorts would tell him all these things if they weren't true.

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Yeah I’m a massive niche when it comes to women.
And a massive niche!
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08-19-2024, 06:40 AM
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Would be brootal for him. Especially since he wouldn’t have escorts to run to as easily during dry spells.

Give me a couple weeks of hinge in the uk, a vw polo, and some logistics I d be pulling left and right, probably even flaking on chicks.
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08-19-2024, 06:58 AM
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All depends on the logistics tbh.
I have to ask;what exactly are "Northern England Standards"? I see it mentioned often.
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08-19-2024, 07:08 AM
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It's just too deep for the human brain to understand and super masculine

They also tell him he's handsome has a big dick and his fashion sense is "on fleek". There's no way escorts would tell him all these things if they weren't true.


And a massive niche!
Oh, fair enough this changes everything
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08-19-2024, 07:10 AM
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Maybe just based of his stupid accent. But they'd all have to be race traitors.
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08-19-2024, 07:11 AM
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His British accent isn't the one American women find attractive.. his accent makes him sound drunk. Plus the average American women without him speaking would assume he's Latin. Which isn't rare in the states, depending on where he lands. which i would assume would be NY, FL or Cali. Maybe in Cali he would stick out more since Cali has more Mexicans and Central Americans but in NY and FL. He wont stick out as they have a higher non-native looking latin population.

So in short…

All depends on the logistics tbh.
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08-19-2024, 07:21 AM
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His British accent isn't the one American women find attractive.. his accent makes him sound drunk. Plus the average American women without him speaking would assume he's Latin. Which isn't rare in the states, depending on where he lands. which i would assume would be NY, FL or Cali. Maybe in Cali he would stick out more since Cali has more Mexicans and Central Americans but in NY and FL. He wont stick out as they have a higher non-native looking latin population.

So in short…

All depends on the logistics tbh.
I sound like a masculine Northern English chav who batters everyone at the kebab shop at 4am so it would be hyper niche in Murica especially since my accent doesn’t match how I look lmao.

Might set my hinge/tinder profile to all the US states, I doubt I’d pull anywhere like Miami/LA/New York though due to the mad competition.



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08-19-2024, 07:23 AM
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I sound like a masculine Northern English chav who batters everyone at the kebab shop at 4am so it would be hyper niche in Murica especially since my accent doesn’t match how I look lmao.

Might set my hinge/tinder profile to all the US states, I doubt I’d pull anywhere like Miami/LA/New York though due to the mad competition.


"Late night drives to big Asda"

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08-19-2024, 07:26 AM
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"Late night drives to big Asda"

Lmao
Lmao this guy.

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08-19-2024, 07:28 AM
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Lmao this guy.

"What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?"
"Ehhh I do quite like a drive round to tescos now and then"
Kunt makes me laugh. Post a vocaroo OP of that deep hyper masculine voice (no homo)
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08-19-2024, 07:30 AM
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"Late night drives to big Asda"

Lmao
explain what that means to us non-c u c ks
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08-19-2024, 07:31 AM
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explain what that means to us non-c u c ks
Asda to us would be like walmart to you.
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08-19-2024, 07:34 AM
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Ibby let us hear your voice
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08-19-2024, 07:39 AM
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Asda to us would be like walmart to you.
So you guys go hang out at super markets? you don't have malls? also isn'y ibby in his late if not early 30s? the ****
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08-19-2024, 07:39 AM
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Ibby let us hear your voice
I've heard his vocaroo's it's 5 octaves deeper than the average male just a little higher than Tim storms the current world record holder.

It's super masculine too and a massive niche.

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So you guys go hang out at super markets? you don't have malls? also isn'y ibby in his late if not early 30s? the ****
We're not all ibby m8, that's not normal behavior.

I go hang out at the super market to get my groceries then I go take them home… as for "malls" I don't think we have any. They're called shops here.
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08-19-2024, 07:42 AM
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"Late night drives to big Asda"

Lmao
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Ibby let us hear your voice
The logistics of it all.


https://voca.ro/18FJVoqoJcI8
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08-19-2024, 07:44 AM
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Probably.
Not in the AM
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08-19-2024, 07:46 AM
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The logistics of it all.


https://voca.ro/18FJVoqoJcI8
2 minutes is too long. Can you provide cliffs?
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08-19-2024, 07:46 AM
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The logistics of it all.


https://voca.ro/18FJVoqoJcI8
that accent is not it m8.
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