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08-19-2024, 12:39 PM
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Any watermelon enjoyers?

I just enjoyed a dish of super cold and tasty watermillion. It was sooo goood right down from Heaven.

Should have taken a pic but it looked something like this but with a lot of ice around it, freshly sliced:

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08-19-2024, 12:40 PM
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The cost is what stops me, would eat it everyday if I could.
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08-19-2024, 12:42 PM
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If i eat too much I get a boner and even after I fap it stays semi-hard for hours. ****s like viagra
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08-19-2024, 12:49 PM
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If i eat too much I get a boner and even after I fap it stays semi-hard for hours. ****s like viagra
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08-19-2024, 12:51 PM
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just bought one for the week. gonna chop it up later and use it as a midnight snack
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08-19-2024, 12:59 PM
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that GI index though..
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08-19-2024, 01:02 PM
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put some salt and lime on it…
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08-19-2024, 01:35 PM
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08-19-2024, 01:40 PM
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Love watermelon

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08-19-2024, 01:47 PM
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Just found out two weeks ago that there are yellow watermelons. They're sweeter than regular watermelons.

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08-19-2024, 01:55 PM
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****.. will buy one juicy because of this thread tomorrow.
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08-19-2024, 02:23 PM
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Black mamba watermelons

They have a subtle alcohol flavor that fits really well
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08-19-2024, 02:38 PM
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youve got to eat it with feta cheese

its goner blow your noggin srs
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08-19-2024, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Just found out two weeks ago that there are yellow watermelons. They're sweeter than regular watermelons.

Yep, I had these a month or so ago from a Korean market. Hidden gem.
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08-19-2024, 02:55 PM
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I eat a lot of watermelon. I love it. I even juice them.
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08-19-2024, 03:22 PM
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Ate half a watermelon yesterday. Repped for watermillion
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08-19-2024, 03:23 PM
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i get mine at the Amish market, both yellow and red, sweet!
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08-20-2024, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
youve got to eat it with feta cheese

its goner blow your noggin srs
But who was calories broseph I have not had cheese in so long now.
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08-20-2024, 02:24 AM
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that GI index though..
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does it fuk u up?
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08-20-2024, 02:26 AM
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Been eating watermelon everyday since mid-june srs

Skin is clear as fuk so much glow

Dink gainz is fkn wild

watermelon is the GOAT
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08-20-2024, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
that GI index though..
So low in calories watermelon hardly touches sides despite the sugar
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08-20-2024, 02:38 AM
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love watermelon

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08-20-2024, 03:57 AM
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Just found out two weeks ago that there are yellow watermelons. They're sweeter than regular watermelons.

Holy fuk look at that badboy.

I'm hunting for that chit this weekend.
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08-20-2024, 04:24 AM
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Just found out two weeks ago that there are yellow watermelons. They're sweeter than regular watermelons.

Got one of these suckers in the fridge rn
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08-20-2024, 04:55 AM
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It's one of those things I usually don't even think about or go out of my way to get. But whenever the wife brings one home after grocery shopping, I'll devour at least half that chit in an hour or two.
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08-20-2024, 10:38 AM
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It's one of those things I usually don't even think about or go out of my way to get. But whenever the wife brings one home after grocery shopping, I'll devour at least half that chit in an hour or two.
I always go out of my way to get watermelon. The health benefits are nuts, although watermelon is not officially labelled as a "super-food" I deem it as such. It is so good for the skin, tastes great, low calorie (so if you are cutting you can slam a ton, feel full field and stay on the cut) and so much more.

I am now incorporating both watermelon and berries daily into my diet.
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08-20-2024, 10:47 AM
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I eat that chit until I'm sick

Not sure about the use for cutting tho. Did any of you fgts ever track your calories? Watermelon has a chit load of calories.
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08-20-2024, 11:25 AM
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