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08-19-2024, 09:06 PM
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You're diagnosed with cancer….which of these cancers would you rather have?

1. Prostate cancer

2. Colon Cancer

3. Pancreatic cancer

4. Melanoma
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08-19-2024, 09:22 PM
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Pancreatic because fuk it
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08-19-2024, 09:54 PM
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08-19-2024, 10:28 PM
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Pancreatic because fuk it
Strong 1rd reply. Same tho. Gonna go out like Bowie. (with Pancreatic cancer).
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08-19-2024, 10:35 PM
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if Advanced Stage, most all cancers probably suck about equally
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08-19-2024, 11:40 PM
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Melanoma is like the beginner cancer unless it spread
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08-19-2024, 11:44 PM
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Prostate means if treated you pee all the time and can't get erect.

Colon means sometimes a colostomy bag.

Pancreatic is a death sentence.

So I'll take melanoma. Maybe an excise surgery/radiation and pray it hasn't spread.
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