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08-26-2024, 04:55 PM
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Some of these “romance” novels these bitches read are as graphic as porn
Just lmao
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08-26-2024, 04:58 PM
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Fookin hoors
08-26-2024, 05:15 PM
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Expected textual porn, got nothing
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08-26-2024, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By C1SCO⏩
They get off more on romance novels and **** tho very srs.
Well in today's world women watch a lot of actual porn as well.
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08-26-2024, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I want you to get somw trashy romance novel and read the erotic parts on vocaroo…preferably while tipsy
They get off more on romance novels and **** tho very srs.
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08-26-2024, 06:04 PM
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Women are just as sexual as men. That's why when married men complain they ain't getting any, I just know they ain't hitting it right and need JuicePro to come in and get the job done
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08-26-2024, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
Gurl, you go get those romance novels and don’t let anyone tell you you’re a
Just lmao
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes … Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
08-26-2024, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
in 4 this
I want you to get somw trashy romance novel and read the erotic parts on vocaroo…preferably while tipsy
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08-26-2024, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
https://www.amazon.com.au/This-Hoe-G.../dp/B07FLRZLS4
Expected textual porn, got nothing
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08-26-2024, 06:52 PM
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I'm soo here for this. Here are some of my favs (and FYI I listened to the audiobooks so the scenes were 10x hotter)
>!“Are you gonna come for me, baby?” he whispers, staring down at my wet ****. “You gonna come all over my cock? Are you gonna be my good girl and gush so much that it’s gonna drip down your ass so I **** that too?”!< - Crew Matthews in {Knot so Lucky (a holidate "ish" series) by Trilina Pucci}
>!“So goddamn hot.” I squeeze her ass and then give it a light slap, pulling a moan straight from the depths of her throat. “If I were to reach between your legs right now, would I find you wet, ready for me?” “Yes,” she groans, pushing her ass into my hand. “Then spread wider for me.” She does just that, spreading her legs and then sticking her ass higher in the air. I glide my thumb down her crack to her arousal, where I’m rewarded with her slick pussy. “Such a good girl,” I say, smoothing two fingers over her clit.!< - Huxley Cane in {A Not So Meet Cute by Meghan Quinn}
>!“I love when you beg so sweetly for me.” He buried his face in my neck and nipped at the skin. “Do you need to come, hmm?” “Yes.” My answer spilled out in a sob. “Then be a good girl and push that pretty little **** back on me.” I obeyed without thinking. I arched my back so I could **** back at him while he gripped my hips with both hands and slammed me onto him. Broken squeals and whimpers fell out as my body shook like a rag doll’s from the combined force of our efforts. “Just like that,” he groaned. “You look so beautiful like this, spread wide with my cock buried inside that tight pussy.”!< - Christian Harper in {Twisted Lies by Ana Huang}
>!“Just like that,” Dante growled. He grazed his teeth across my nipple, his breath raising goosebumps all over my skin. “Ride my cock like a good girl.” An embarrassingly loud moan climbed up my throatwhen he closed his mouth around the pebbled peak and sucked. Wetness gushed down my thighs, over his leg, and onto the seat. “You’re making a mess, sweetheart.”!< - Dante Russo in {King of Wrath by Ana Huang}
>!“Mmm. Such a good girl. Do you feel your **** milking my cock?”!< - Jeremy Volkov in {God of Wrath by Rina Kent}
>!“Are you gonna come for me, baby?” he whispers, staring down at my wet ****. “You gonna come all over my cock? Are you gonna be my good girl and gush so much that it’s gonna drip down your ass so I **** that too?”!< - Crew Matthews in {Knot so Lucky (a holidate "ish" series) by Trilina Pucci}
>!“So goddamn hot.” I squeeze her ass and then give it a light slap, pulling a moan straight from the depths of her throat. “If I were to reach between your legs right now, would I find you wet, ready for me?” “Yes,” she groans, pushing her ass into my hand. “Then spread wider for me.” She does just that, spreading her legs and then sticking her ass higher in the air. I glide my thumb down her crack to her arousal, where I’m rewarded with her slick pussy. “Such a good girl,” I say, smoothing two fingers over her clit.!< - Huxley Cane in {A Not So Meet Cute by Meghan Quinn}
>!“I love when you beg so sweetly for me.” He buried his face in my neck and nipped at the skin. “Do you need to come, hmm?” “Yes.” My answer spilled out in a sob. “Then be a good girl and push that pretty little **** back on me.” I obeyed without thinking. I arched my back so I could **** back at him while he gripped my hips with both hands and slammed me onto him. Broken squeals and whimpers fell out as my body shook like a rag doll’s from the combined force of our efforts. “Just like that,” he groaned. “You look so beautiful like this, spread wide with my cock buried inside that tight pussy.”!< - Christian Harper in {Twisted Lies by Ana Huang}
>!“Just like that,” Dante growled. He grazed his teeth across my nipple, his breath raising goosebumps all over my skin. “Ride my cock like a good girl.” An embarrassingly loud moan climbed up my throatwhen he closed his mouth around the pebbled peak and sucked. Wetness gushed down my thighs, over his leg, and onto the seat. “You’re making a mess, sweetheart.”!< - Dante Russo in {King of Wrath by Ana Huang}
>!“Mmm. Such a good girl. Do you feel your **** milking my cock?”!< - Jeremy Volkov in {God of Wrath by Rina Kent}
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08-26-2024, 07:39 PM
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08-26-2024, 08:18 PM
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if you could read my mind love, what a tale my thoughts would tell
heart also wants what the dick wants
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08-26-2024, 08:25 PM
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08-26-2024, 09:13 PM
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08-27-2024, 02:46 AM
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Do it Midget brah
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08-27-2024, 03:59 AM
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Can confirm as an author myself. And some of the books are downright rapey and there's a ton of BDSM stuff that women enjoy. It's called fantasy, and it's literary porn for women. It's also been around for a long time. If you ever read the old Harlequin stuff it's old fashioned language but it's still about aggressive sex. There's a reason they call them "bodice rippers".
Funnily enough, that's also what women actually enjoy in the real world when they're in bed, even though most won't tell you.
Funnily enough, that's also what women actually enjoy in the real world when they're in bed, even though most won't tell you.
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08-27-2024, 05:29 AM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/RomanceBook...lmost_choking/
Negged for reddit etc, but all these women are searching for and reading book after book with rapey throat****ing and gagging scenes.
They even have established abbreviations for terms they use all the time, like dubcon (dubious consent) and noncon (non consent)
Negged for reddit etc, but all these women are searching for and reading book after book with rapey throat****ing and gagging scenes.
They even have established abbreviations for terms they use all the time, like dubcon (dubious consent) and noncon (non consent)
08-27-2024, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
leaving disappointed
Expected textual porn, got nothing
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08-27-2024, 06:34 AM
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Beauty and the beast is what hooks women on this ****.
The ultimate female fantasy is her being an average girl, when some dangerous, large, menacing, rich guy that treats everyone else bad, treats her like a queen, and she is the only one that gets to see his soft side.
You can substitute dangerous for werewolf/vampire/beast/hitman/felon.
The ultimate female fantasy is her being an average girl, when some dangerous, large, menacing, rich guy that treats everyone else bad, treats her like a queen, and she is the only one that gets to see his soft side.
You can substitute dangerous for werewolf/vampire/beast/hitman/felon.
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08-27-2024, 07:18 AM
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“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ****ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ****ing I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, ****ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your ****, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s ****. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your **** is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little ****bird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
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08-27-2024, 09:36 AM
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This dudes goes into a few of them and reads some excerpts. Fukkin nasty
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08-27-2024, 10:11 AM
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phukking whores
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08-27-2024, 11:00 AM
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Can confirm, had a conversation with two other women in my office about romance books. Fantasy romance is very popular with them in general. I actually enjoy romance books, it’s a good way to stimulate the mind in that direction. But I like the more sappy type stuff, srs.
08-27-2024, 12:23 PM
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the big difference is that it's Guilty Pleasure FICTION. No one is exploited and no one is hurt by what's on those pages. It's like watching a fantasy movie featuring some WAR but no one is actually hurt and everyone just enjoys a fantasy escape with no harm done to anyone
08-27-2024, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By NMS3⏩
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Can confirm, had a conversation with two other women in my office about romance books. Fantasy romance is very popular with them in general. I actually enjoy romance books, it’s a good way to stimulate the mind in that direction. But I like the more sappy type stuff, srs.
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08-28-2024, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By theraskal⏩
Jokes on you coz I only watch cartoon and AI porn.
the big difference is that it's Guilty Pleasure FICTION. No one is exploited and no one is hurt by what's on those pages. It's like watching a fantasy movie featuring some WAR but no one is actually hurt and everyone just enjoys a fantasy escape with no harm done to anyone
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08-28-2024, 02:59 AM
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female novels are mostly text-porn.
08-28-2024, 03:06 AM
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08-28-2024, 03:10 AM
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I think a lot of women get more pleasure from reading romance novels….like men do when they watch porn. It stimulates their brain.
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08-28-2024, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
For sure, why they love them being adapted for the screen-Emma, Lady Chatterley, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Mansfield Park etc. Most men think they are awful films & tv series-but women love them.
I think a lot of women get more pleasure from reading romance novels….like men do when they watch porn. It stimulates their brain.
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