LOL…



"A Norwegian princess marrying her Hollywood fiancé — it sounds like exactly the sort of fairy tale to charm a world beset by war and political strife.

But the wedding on Saturday of Princess Märtha Louise to Durek Verrett, an American spiritual healer and self-professed shaman, is mired in controversy and criticism.

Verrett describes himself as a “sixth-generation shaman” who has “studied extensively” to extract “the best from all the world philosophies, religions, spiritual teachings and theories.”

In his 2019 book, “Spirit Hacking: Shamanic Keys to Reclaim Your Personal Power, Transform Yourself, and Light Up the World,” he says that children get cancer because they “want” it and that doctors only administer chemotherapy to make a profit.

In another chapter, he writes that casual sex “attracts underworld entities” that are “the origin point for all sexually transmitted diseases.” He also says that overpopulation is one of humanity’s greatest threats and that women struggling to conceive is a sign that the “Earth is attempting to self-correct.”

He claims his clients have included celebrities, but he also runs an online “shaman school” where people can pay up to $110 for webinars on everything from how to speak with their dead ancestors to becoming financially successful.

For $222 he sells a “spirit optimizer” that he says boosts the immune system, “strengthens the organs” and helped him recover from Covid-19 in place of traditional medical treatments.

All of this has not gone down well in Norway."

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/31/the-...any-other.html

I am just asking….

But for their reception you think they served their guests fried chicken?

Again, just asking.

Totally normal, totally straight post about the size of a black dudes ding dong on a political forum.

LOL I'll give the title the benefit of the doubt. Here on the misc, if they're not calling black people "astronauts" then we're just given the title of "bbc" regardless of our penis size.

“It was fantastic! It was Hollywood meets Geiranger,” Norwegian TV personality Harald Rønneberg described the colorful ceremony to public broadcaster NRK. “It was gospel and love. We laughed, we clapped, and we were touched. It was absolutely beautiful.”

First, she's 52. She's old.



Secondly, as a child of God and able to see… this is witchcraft. That shaman made a blood covenant with the demonic, in order for this to come to pass. He's in some hot water spiritually, but for now he will reap the benefits… however… the devil always comes for their property.


Their future is not going to be very good.

I don't know if you were ever familiar with the poster named threadbomber. He used to lurk in main misc and had a slew of dudes convinced he could summon demons and cast spells. I called him out once when I discovered he'd been stealing his writings from some random woowoo website.

You kind of remind me of him when you post these schizophrenic ramblings about boogeyman at the threshold.

If you'd ever dare to read the literature you vehemently oppose, you just might find it's only poetry.

Imagine being a country that still has royalty.

Vardoger :

- reads post he doesn't understand with a worldview he doesn't like
- brain processes information through the "False analogy" fallacy
- compares a stranger to some online troll, so it all fits nicely in his head
- proceeds to cement the idea of crazy, by calling him schizophrenic
- then wraps it all up with some superiority complex, where Vardoger knows things and actually looks into things, while the crazy person doesn't


Thanks for your post, have a nice day.

Why do these countries in Europe bother still having royalty around since they have no say in anything, and are just rich off the citizens' dimes? Can't let go of the pageantry?

I hope so, anyone that doesn’t like fried chicken I can’t fuk with.

How do you get blood pact demons worship out of lighting sage, drinking tea, and meditating?

That's the only Shamanism I see in the groom of this story.

Cuck/BBC fantasizing misc (aka regular misc) ———>

I've really no desire to sit here spending my time explaining all of it to you.


What I will do, is just leave you with the good news of the Gospel. Jesus loves you, and Father wishes for everyone to be saved, including you. If you're ever in despair and in need of help, pray to Jesus.


Have a nice day

The dude that routinely disparages anyone for any reason tucks tail when pressed. No, I genuinely want to know what grimoire you've encircled to elicit the enochian scriptures, disciple of Dee.

You thought I wasn't prepared?

Think you have the wrong poster, you have me confused with someone else.



This doesn't work on me.



Anyway,

Jesus loves you.

Youre gonna have to grow up and understand that you have to live and communicate with people who think nothing like you.

If you can't do that youre going to be miserable the rest of your life living in the USA. If youre more of an ethnocentric mindset, which is fine, you have to find another place to live or isolate yourself to a community that doesnt vary outside the lines of your ideology.

I even agree with the sentiment of the autism of pushing DEI anywhere but you arent helping that cause.