At my job early in the morning, dude walks in. It's a reg he is always super positive/nice, we always talk chit for a bit and laugh.

Anyways he usually wears long sleeves, but today he had them rolled up. As we're talking I notice he has full sleeves on both arms. He had swastikas symbol and white pride tatted all over. And bunch of other racist tats.

He saw me looking and quickly rolled then down. Got pretty weird, I guess since I'm brown lol. He left quickly after that.

Crazy thing is he is always cool. Not only that I work with 90% black people. And he is always super nice to them to. One time he defended this black chick, from this white guy that was being a dick.


Cliffs

-white power

Curious to here your experiences for the lols.

Try to not be too racist though, not that I care, I just don't want the thread to get shut down.

Go.

Like they will do doggy np even though you can see her butthole, have they no shame?

I wouldn't let any girl see my butthole, awkward as fuk

not gonna lie porn has got me paranoid that's why I do and do jelqing from time to time

irl though I get told I'm big when its at full pelt

I tape measured it when I was 100% and I got

7.2 inches length

5.1 inches girth

(not bone pressed/cheating)

is this okay should I not be worrying

I cant help but worry because of the dicks I see in porn

any of you had any funny or memorable incidents with tall beeches?

I'll start, in high school I got rejected by this one girl and we followed each other on IG so I paid a super hot model $80 bucks to take a picture with me for IG to make it seem like I got the chicks

phucking cringy brah

I was browsing misc and going thru a thread about female miscers. I'm scrolling thru and come across this pic just as my husband walks by...

Spoiler!

He didn't say anything. He just stopped, did a 360, and went out to the garage. For what, I don't know. He's been out there for a while. Wut do?

man i love that sht

women are inferior to men they need makeup dude.

they look like **** without makeup man duh

no1 would **** these hoes if they look like ****

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/10/ny...city-says.html

your goal physique wasn't even natty LOL

Not guna lie, I was mad and immediately went into a denial phase which lasted about 6months where I was convinced I could look awesome with enough hard work.


Any other miscers here who used to be dilusional about gains and then had an "aw phuck bye" moment?

I started bulking around January 2016, and all of the excess fat has gone directly to my ass. I'm not complaining but I've seen muscle growth in all areas of my body, especially my ass, but my quads and hamstrings are tiny compared to it. I do compound exercises, such as barbell back squats, all the time and theoretically my quads and hams are suppose to grow together with my glutes right? I look so out of proportion and people stare at my ass all the time, I swear my butt is bigger than all of the Kardashians combined!

I have two leg days during the week, usually Sunday and Thursday.

Sunday:
Barbell Back Squat
Front Squats
Split Squats on smith machine
Narrow squats on smith machine
Leg Extension
Seated Hamstring curl
Finish with dumbbell walking lunges

Thursday:
Barbell Back Squat
Barbell Hip Thrusts
Kneeling Squats
Leg Extension
Laying Hamstring curl
Finish with kickbacks

I also don't half ass my workouts. I weigh 160lbs at 5'7 - 20 years old. The best squats I've done is 315lbs for 4 reps / I go ATG.
Dumbbell walking lunges I usually use like 50's, but it usually just depends how I'm feeling at the end.

Can anyone give me some insight as to why my quads and hams are lacking in comparison to my glutes?

http://www.friatider.se/festade-med-...ars-i-ansiktet(TRANSLATE)

cliffs:

- two swedish girls (16 and 17) visit childrens asylum center
- 27 year old child attempts to kiss/grope girl
- girl resists sex
- girls escape through window
- 27 year old child refugee pulls knife and slashes girl in face
- calls her "kafir"






...

what is going on guysthings seem to be heating up in Europe again

2 things.

1. His garage spot is fukin open
2. Fine, park outside my house but he purposely parks it where the red line I drew is so I can't fukin fit my car OUTSIDE my OWN fukn house


http://imgur.com/sBRhXZ9


I'm planning to buy a cheap metal bat and swing it right thru the windshields in the AM's

Or stuff a banana into his exhaust, it's supposed to give him ****ty mileage.

Reps for ideas.


Inb4 why don't u talk to him.
No, I'm not gonna fuk talk to him. Every car on my block parks in the same spot everyday except for this fukn piece of sht car. Always parking in other peoples doorstep spot and leaves his own fukn open, why can't he fukn park infront of his own doorstep??

Honestly Misc, my life is pointless. It's worthless. And i'm like 90% sure I won't make it past 40.

I'm starting to sympathize with used car salesman brah. Guy has everything like me; a good job, good savings, gets to go on vacations, some good brahs, no debt - but without a woman, it's meaningless. You're constantly lonely and life is pointless. I'm not even talking about marriage, but I don't talk to women. I have Tinder matches but don't know how to converse with women. I don't have ANY hope of getting a GF. Just like used car guy, I work in a male dominated environment so I don't have any female companionship at all. I'll probably never have sex again unless I pay for it. And it's just led to a massive FA hole in my life.

I want kids. I want something to look forward to. I want someone to tell me they love me. But the way my life is going, i'm thinking it's going to end in depression and suicide just like most corporates who never marry.



However, what if I think phuck saving and just make the most of my life from 25 to 40? If I know i'm going to call it a day when i'm single and there's nothing to live for, why waste my prime years not enjoying life and being a frugal kunt who saves for his wife to live in a 5-bedroom house? What if I fly business class instead of premium economy? What if I buy a Breitling as my daily wear instead of an Armani? What if I finance a $200,000 AMG Convertible Mercedes or a bit more and get a candy red Ferrari 458 on my poverty $75K salary with no phucks given, even if it's "beyond my means"?

There's no point me buying a house. It will just go to charity as i'll have no wife or kids to pass it to. Phuck paying mortgage for my remaining 15 years. I may as well move out of my parents house, rent a nice bachelor pad, buy the hnnnnngggggg watch I always wanted and saw the MD's wear in Investment Banks, drive a car that only a board member can afford and start living.



Rather than just rotting because my life is lonely, i'm an FA with no hope or saving hard to start a business and become a fund manager, why not just blow away any savings and inheritance I have on watches, cars, renting a nice pad, drinking goat alcohol everyday, partying with hookers, and then just die once all the money runs out?

Btw, i'm legit not even doing any of this to show off on Insta (I don't even have IG); i've honestly been contemplating that there's no point to my life and I may as well just go all out and enjoy it. I'll start small with a Breitling and see if that makes me feel better about life, and if so, i'll slowly add the rest in!



Thoughts Misc? Inb4 go see a counselor, go get an accountant and go hire an escort before you piss away all your savings and life in 3 years

title

>24 y/o
>kissless hugless virgin
>no social circle/friends/whatever
>NEET
>living with mum and dad
>pretty sure I'm autistic or not far from it
>sub 5 face (hideous as fuk)
>cancer tier genetics
>low IQ
>no future prospects
>below average penis size

How ****ed am i?

I'm planning to visit Gandy in my early 30's if nothing changes, this is no life to live obviously. The lack of intimacy/friendship/love/etc eats away my sanity, especially in an age where social media is so present

**** man this life is such a scam

It was the 6 month performance review, dudes been alright, nothing special but i wanted to keep him around so I offered him a raise from 51k-53k (3.9%), thinking that was pretty good.

Then this entitled kunt starts yabbering that he deserves at least 55k and hows hes not going to take any BS(wtf? I've been friendly as a boss, not too friendly, but an okay boss), not gonna take anything less than 55k. he's acting like that guy birdman, "put some respek on my name, i aint gon say it no more", arms crossed and everything like hes about to cry.

I was pretty stern with him and I guess he felt triggered because I never talked to him that sternly, so I said that now I'm only offering him 52K (only a 1k increase LOL) and he can leave if hes not happy. Shoulda seen the look on his face it was gold.

Anyway, I said I he has to make a decision before he leaves work but I'm going to fuk with him so he understands that i want his ass gone, he's easily replaceable. So at lunch time now, I was walking towards the microwave to heat up some of my lunch when he I saw him in there about to put his food into the microwave, decided this was a good time to fuk with him, he was just about to open the microwave when I intercepted that chit right in front of him and puts MY food in first...

I made him legit just stand there and wait 2 minutes for his food to be done, he couldn't even make eye contact with me, was looking at the ground the whole time lmao

lmao, entited millenials lmao

What's better GLOW or LDAR

I never paid much attention to this guy but I just lost it when i saw thishttp://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/09/po...inkId=24281059


Does this fat fuk even have a brain? Holy fuking ****. How can anyone support this ignorant cuck?

I'm a boy and my hair is pretty fcking bad, I despise it. its dry, hard, coarse, impossible to style with gel/wax and it seems like no matter what I do, I cant get that soft silky hair I've always wanted. my brother on the other hand rarely washes his hair, but he got soft silky hair. I think this is genetics because he got my moms hair genetics (she has soft silky hair) and I unfortunately got my dads horrible hair genetics (he has bad hair)

so is this purely genetics and am I doomed or do I have a chance to get rid of this hair I despise? I want that soft silky hair

I'm a boy and my hair is pretty fcking bad, I despise it. its dry, hard, coarse, impossible to style with gel/wax and it seems like no matter what I do, I cant get that soft silky hair I've always wanted. my brother on the other hand rarely washes his hair, but he got soft silky hair. I think this is genetics because he got my moms hair genetics (she has soft silky hair) and I unfortunately got my dads horrible hair genetics (he has bad hair)

so is this purely genetics and am I doomed or do I have a chance to get rid of this hair I despise? I want that soft silky hair

why are you *******s mentioning teen misc? how the fck do you *******s know I'm a teen?what about anti-permanent at the hairdresser? will that fix my sh*tty ass hair and make it soft and silky?

I'm a boy and my hair is pretty fcking bad, I despise it. its dry, hard, coarse, impossible to style with gel/wax and it seems like no matter what I do, I cant get that soft silky hair I've always wanted. my brother on the other hand rarely washes his hair, but he got soft silky hair. I think this is genetics because he got my moms hair genetics (she has soft silky hair) and I unfortunately got my dads horrible hair genetics (he has bad hair)

so is this purely genetics and am I doomed or do I have a chance to get rid of this hair I despise? I want that soft silky hair

suck her penisI dont have curly hair, but I hate my hair. its dry, hard, coarse and impossible to style with gel/wax

I'm moroccan

So i started leg training with volume, 15-25 reps each set and it worked! (4 months ago)

DOMS are easily 50% reduced and i don't dread training them legs anymore.

Why the hell would you train them heavy!? i never will again!

Max i squat is like 90kg for 15 which was my best ive done last week.

Pic of the Wheels:



Inb4 no calf's

Das it mayne, das it!

-been months since i seen my ex girlfriend ( struggling to get over her ) she has a new boyfriend that's :
-unemployed , no car , no ambition , lives with her and her mom in an apartment when she works her ass of in school & work , doesn't lift ,I mean the list could go on about him , also spent a year in jail recently
-So yesterday I had to stop by her house to get my laptop I left there . I gave her a hug and kiss. Also had the Honda Accord I just bought fully loaded and showed her that . She just said " nice " . Also still had my work iD around my neck at the time to show her that I still had a decent job

Afterwards I text her and ask her if she'd like to go for dinner or coffee and talk some things over . At first she said something to the effect of " I love , you are good looking I love your haircut , and it's a nice car you bought but I moved on " and then once I pushed in the slightest she became very bilergerant and rude towards me. Very defensive on this other guy who she even said " yeah he's a short guy with not a lot of money "

Moral of the story : once you lose a connection and she's gotten into another guy , the new guy could be in rags and you could be driving a gold Bentley around and it wouldn't matter . Needless to say, we are not meeting up .

Mirin brah