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Forum: Misc.

The legendary Misc. section! Participate at your own risk, some content NSFW. U Aware?

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Gaming and Technology

Section for discussing video games and tech!

So what are you nerds playing?

by maori-rap

10 hours ago, 04:45 AM

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Sports

Discuss pro and amateur sports and teams.

The entire NFL is annoying as hell.

by mattLondon4131302

3 hours ago, 11:54 AM

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Fantasy Sports

Fantasy Football discussion 2024

by Berts

09-11-2024, 12:55 PM

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Education/Career/Finance

Share your success tips and stories. We''re all gonna make it!

I put $8k into altcoins this week. (pic)

by dropped40lbs

07-14-2026, 09:28 PM

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WWE Wrestling Forum

Discuss the WWE with other fans from around the world!

The greatest WWF debute of all time

by PhilNine

2 days ago, 05:20 AM

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MMA Fighting

Discuss your favorite fighters or your own MMA experience

UFC Fight Night: Du Plessis vs. Usman

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5 days ago, 04:52 PM

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Discuss all things with an engine here!

why are threads in here locked?

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Religion and Politics

Discuss all these issues in their own special area!

Socialists are going to cost Dems the midterms

by Fishman15

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Relationships and Relationships Help

For discussing relationships, dealing with the sex of your preference, and similar topics. NO PORN!

My frustration with women comes through decades of experience of getting rejection

by ectobruh

5 days ago, 02:58 AM

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Graduation tomorrow. What to text girl for one night stand as my graduation present?


This is what I'm thinking of sending:


Past text convos before coffee date:





So during our coffee thing she wouldn't even kiss me. Idk if it's because my game was horrible, if she was turned off by my appearance (my hair was disgusting that day. when i first cold approached her and got her number I was wearing a hat), or both. I still feel like I could maybe salvage it if I text her the right thing.

Halp misc!
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Last post by: LamboBrah, 05-22-2016, 10:34 PM
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Ordered $100 of Taco Bell for lulz. Rustled employees (pics)
So i go in there and literally just start reading out the whole food menu. Ended up ordering every single taco, every burrito, and just about every single food item possible. At first they were all laughing and told the cooks not to cook anything because they thought it was a joke. Handed over $100 and the faces went from smiles to pure hatred.

Took me about 10 minutes to verbally order everything - people behind me in line were aw fuk bye-ing left and right as they saw my order get longer and longer. Told employees it was for the drum circle in my back yard. Took them about 15 minutes to cook everything. Drive thru line was wrapping around the place. Just lol. Ended up being like 50 pounds of food.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJtPtk7tpg

Not sure if i can embed unlisted
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Last post by: blckndyllw, 05-22-2016, 10:10 PM
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The McDonalds McMOUNTAIN CHALLENGE! (World Record Attempt)





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This challenge was by far my biggest and most difficult EVER. I underestimated how much bread and starch would be involved in this challenge. But thankfully, I handle starches/carbs extremely well, and the music seemed to help! I have some BIG stuff coming up this summer and the next part of the year, so increasing my capacity is definitely on the game plan!

Heres what the McMOUNTAIN Consisted of..

80 Chicken MgNuggets
2 Egg McMuffins
2 Sausage McMuffins (Cheese)
10 Hashbrowns
4 Large Fries
4 Bacon McDoubles
2 Filet O Fishes
2 Normal Cheeseburgers
2 Fried Apple Pies
8 Slices Cheddar Cheese
4 Ranch Packets
4 BBQ Packets
4 S&S Packets
Ketchup
8 Pack of Hamburger Buns
8 Pack Potato Buns
1 Bottle of Ranch



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Last post by: ErikTheElectric, 05-22-2016, 09:10 PM
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Will there be a lot of guys who never marry/kids in this generation?
I am turning 30 soon and can't see marriage or kids ever happening. srs. Unless I find a girl who I really click with, then I have no interest in pursuing sex or a relationship. At 30, I still have never met any woman that interests me other than sexually. Never been in a relationship. I am good looking, in good shape and 6'2 before you say im FA due to looks. At this point in my life, I don't meet hardly any women and I have no interest in actively seeking dates through websites or apps. If I run into a women I click with in real life that is my only hope. It's all over boyos.
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Last post by: Nosferatu187, 05-22-2016, 02:48 PM
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First woman pic on google searching your username......
is your wife.



I am not sure if its a woman... All well I'll have to live with it.
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Last post by: PowerRanger, 05-22-2016, 01:46 PM
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Why'd Allianc3 get banned?
Is it perma?

What is the misc to do now without its Natty King?


Free Allianc3, free the natty overlord.
Last post by: MustardTiger17, 05-22-2016, 10:51 AM
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Tyga smashing new 10/10 glowing HBB Demi Rose (LDAR Kylie)
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng this girl's glow is on another fukin level















tour is over for kylie boyos

jelly as fuk mane,
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Last post by: dingdong2k16, 05-22-2016, 10:29 AM
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Ex-wife celebrates the end of her marriage with a 'wild' DIVORCE party
- Nicola Blewett, 35, from Ossett, West Yorkshire, had the party last year
- Marked the end of her six-year marriage with balloons and champagne
- Guests feasted on an iced cake with a decapitated groom on top
- The mum-of-two ended up having a three-month fling with her naked butler
- She says the experience was 'empowering' and helped her to 'let off steam'

A woman who marked the demise of her marriage with a divorce party and went on to have a fling with her naked butler has called the experience 'empowering' and says all divorces should throw one.

Nicola Blewett, from Ossett, West Yorkshire, had the lavish surprise bash thrown by friends following her divorce in 2014 after her marriage crumbled.

The 35-year-old, an emergency medical dispatcher, celebrated with two dozen friends and, as well as cocktails, champagne and nibbles, her guests also brought a piata with an image of her ex’s face on it.










http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...#ixzz49905jN1V


Stay safe married miscers.
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Last post by: CrimsonSteel, 05-22-2016, 10:18 AM
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Tomorrow I'm doing a paid cam show with Mia Khalifa, and i'm gonna record it for misc
Srs
$10 for a 10 minute show. Can ask her anything and get her to do anything.
I'm gonna screen capture it all. Any requests or anything you want me to ask?
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Last post by: Krochna, 05-22-2016, 03:11 AM
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Going to be in YOUTHFUL GLOW heaven Saturday night - Help an Autist pull some sloot
Cliffs:

- OP teaches a private school female friend (with a BF) Maths for free
- OP and sloot have become good friends and she promised to set me up with a friend
- She knows OP is Autist so rather than setting up on 1 to 1 date, she invited me to house party
- Her private school sorority sloot friends are aged 18-20; it's one of their birthdays
- OP is 24 so will be the oldest there by ATLEAST 4 years (no ****)
- Most of her friends will be single and typical white rich starbucks and instagram sloots with YOUTHFUL GLOW

Thinking of wearing this - Navy Cashmere Ralph Lauren V-Neck jumper with crisp white shirt and stone/off-white trousers:



With this watch:



Driving to the party in this (will borrow dad's car):





Give me tips on what to say/how to act/how to get laid at this party? I don't wanna be stood in the corner Misc'ing on my iPhone with a raging bonrar about hnnnnggggggggggggg preppy sorority sloots with prime youthful glow while sipping on a lemonade all night with a party hat on and driving home alone after 3 hours to play CS:GO
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Last post by: WelshAutist, 05-21-2016, 08:10 PM
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Is mod censorship the reason misc has been slow af lately?
i suspect we have the views just not the posts.

discuss
Last post by: Iceman1800, 05-21-2016, 07:13 PM
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39 Things Women Will Just NEVER Understand About Being A Man
Thoughts?

Some are pretty good

http://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-je...ut-being-a-man

-Brutal self-consciousness

-The weird tangents our minds take

-You just kinda feel disposable

-How utterly socially alone we are sometimes

-Guys have ZERO emotional support structure

-Men live in a world where you are constantly unwanted, rejected, and outright feared, just for existing

-As a man you have absolutely no implicit value


Crazy chit
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Last post by: WillBrink, 05-21-2016, 06:06 PM
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Every person i've met with lots of tattoos has some sort of mental problem
Good observation OP.

From my experience those I've come across who are covered in tattoos are seeking both approval as well constantly trying to fill some void. Or just depressed. Kind of like 90% of people in general. Personally I don't need tattoos.
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Last post by: Frank Drebin, 05-21-2016, 03:37 PM
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This entire forum is just an endless ocean of cope (srs)
Where the fuk are all the real men nowadays? Seems to me that the really alpha miscers tend to be the older ones who grew up in an age when being openly gay was unheard of, mobile phones were a fantasy and the internet wasn't even an idea.

All I ever see is insecure posts from 'men' trying to:

- justify their inevitable and tragic destiny of dying alone
- look for ways on how to deal with balding
- seek reassurance about height
- desire validation about salaries
- substitute lack of companionship with fast cars
- replace human interaction with obsessive fitness campaigns
- vent about being too terrified to even speak to a petrol station attendant
- worrry about fashion/skin care

I'm fukking sick of it. The 'men' of today make me fukking sick to my stomach. This used to be how bitches used to act, and nowadays the world has turned on it's fukking head.

Here is how I imagine most of you bitch ass little *******s look like:



Do any of you even fukking lift????

I spit on the men of today.

Fukking beta, neckbeard, FA ******* pussy fukboiz.
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Last post by: glowbro, 05-21-2016, 06:40 AM
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Haha Google translate it
Bir əlləşmək istəyirik
Last post by: JamaicaBrah, 05-21-2016, 05:16 AM
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Tall twinks get more women than short guys
I just saw a tall (6'0 - 6'2) white twink with a short asian girl holding hands down the street. WTF

Do women have any standards? To attract women, you only need height. No wit, no muscles, no humour, no money - nothin'

It just pisses me off how women always flock to the tall guys. Seriously I get that women hate short guys and like tall guys but it just ****ing pisses me off how these clueless ignorant women would rather date a twink than a short guy. It's disgusting.
Last post by: Sargealex92, 05-21-2016, 05:12 AM
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Put these curses in order of which is the worst for you
Manlet
Bald
Autistic
Micropenis
Ugly(2/10)
Unable to lift for life

Inb4 someone suffers all of these lol
Last post by: DeludedMiscer7, 05-21-2016, 04:52 AM
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Towering over worthless manlets is the greatest feeling ever
Saw a group of low life inferior manlets smoking and having a conversation. these guys were like 5'7 at best. As I walked past them, I towered over them at 6'2 and they all went quiet and looked down. I told them you guys are pathetic manlets
Last post by: gooberkient, 05-21-2016, 04:52 AM
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This 5'6 asian guy asked me to spot him with the bench. Told him I dont spot manlets
Some 5'6 subhuman scumbag manlet had the nerve to talk to a 6'1 master race like myself. He asked me to spot him with his bench presses. I told him "What makes you think you have the right to speak to a 6'1 master race like myself. You are a worthless asian manlet. Piss off". He looked like he was going to cry lmao
Last post by: TheFeels, 05-21-2016, 04:38 AM
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Just saw 2 worthless asian 5'6 manlets HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Two worthless asian manlets were talking to eachother. I walked up next to them just to feel the satisfaction of towering over them. Their head was like at my chest level. I could sense the shame and embarassment they felt being in the presence of a master 6'1 race.

Feels good being 6'1
Last post by: ronnie09, 05-21-2016, 04:30 AM
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Truth about supplements (srs)
I have been lifting since 2010 and have tried pretty much everything under the sun. Be it weight gainers, fatburners, iodine, vitamin b12, zinc, creatine, etc.

My conclusion after 5 years:

- Fat burners

Dont need them. Big scam

- Protein powder

Another scam. Convenient yes but u never know what crap they put in. Its better anyways to get ur protein from red meat, chicken, fish, etc. Protein requirements are exaggerated. You dont need much. Also it has whey in it which is dairy thus increasing estrogen, bloating, making u hold water. Dont bother with whey powder (srs)

- Pre Workouts

Useful after a long day or when u need energy. Definitely dont take that **** everyday or u will have heart problems and trouble sleeping. Also theres the problem of u not knowing what they put in the formula. "blend" of peace.

- Vitamins

Now vitamins are very legit as long as u get them in the right form and only supplement the necessary ones that are worth supplementing.

Vitamin D

Get that **** if ur not at least 2 hours in the sun every day or live somewhere in Northern Europe or UK of peace

Vitamin B12 & B3

If u eat plenty of red meat u will get enough but with taking b12 & niacinamide seperately i noticed even a bigger difference. Seriously consider supplementing these 2 b vitamins. Make sure the B12 is methyl form

- Minerals

Zinc

Zinc is fuking legit. The only mineral worth supplementing. Higher T, lower E, bigger loads, better sleep, better skin, the list goes on.

- Others

Fish Oil

Only 1-2 gram a day. What is most importantly is that u fuking get rid of Omega 6s in ur diet which are pro inflammatory

Magnesium/Calcium/Vitamin A/Vitamin E/Iron

All fuking worthless to supplement if not harmful

- Multi-vitamin

See above. So much crap in the wrong form mixed in 1 tablet. Dont get multis

- Extra

Apple cider vinegar, ginger, garlic, tumeric, cloves, coconut oil. ALL FUKING LEGIT. Put that **** on ur food. All good stuff

Enjoy brahs this is the only legit list (srs)
Last post by: meteoraniac, 05-21-2016, 04:20 AM
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Daily reminder for theists: Science has already disproved the afterlife
Consciousness is just an emergent property of the brain working properly. Shut the brain down and conciousness stops, this can be seen with general anesthesia when the brain is functioning on a low level and no consciousness is present. Once the drugs wear off and the electrical activity in the brain resumes, conciseness returns. Altering the brain with drugs or surgery produces huge personality changes, further showing the nature of conciousness as existing in the brain. No soul steps in to help someone who has had a car crash and can't remember their own family.

When you die, your brain is destroyed, and consciousness is lost forever with it. You just go back to the state of non existence you were in before you were conceived. No heaven, no hell, just non existence.

Any debate agiainst this objective fact needs to either draw on solid evidence (there is none), or present a strong logical argument
Last post by: Ausbody, 05-21-2016, 03:46 AM
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Last post by: Highwind7, 05-21-2016, 03:39 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: EGYPTAR Flight has gone missing. Possible Crash
Pray for the passengers that were travelling on that flight. It has gone missing and the contact has been lost with the ground. No sign of that flight anywhere. Over 100 people onboard.

Will keep you guys updated
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