??? pc nerd checking in. downloading chivalry right now and may play some dota 2 later tonight. maybe watch some pronz

Just turned 26 and realize that I will have to move there if I want to become an actor. Thing is I cannot afford to live in LA.. Maybe I'm just making excuses.. I mean I have a degree and I could get a job there somewhere in engineering but dat cost of living/pipe dream goals.

I'm from Detroit and it's absolute chit everywhere you go. I work in the ghetto and its depressing as ****. I know there's more to life than this. I was in Hawaii earlier this year and it really changed my outlook on things. All I knew was Detroit and poverty.

I work hard as **** but I cant think of any good ideas to create a company from or I already would have done that.

So,

1) Become an actor (would have to move to LA)
2) Become streamer on twitch (could do right now but would take 3-4 years to build a following)
3) Think of a good idea and make a company and ceo10k/day.
4) Continue working my engineering job making $70k a year with weekends off

I feel like I'm at a crossroads in life right now. I don't wanna have regrets when I'm 50. Maybe I'm just hard on myself but I dream every day of REALLY going after it. I need to go down one of these paths. Its stressing me the fck out everyday.

Anyone know these feels? Any advice from LA brahs? Should I give up on my dreams?


Cliffs: There isen't any.

A man with his **** together and makes more money than his future spouse..

I'm 8 years old, how does this contract benefit the man?

Il start,

" You two mother****ers need Jesus! "

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/10/this-...&doc=103623047

A day in the life of Iceman1800 by DiediedieIceman1800:

-Alarm goes off 5 AM sharp, I hum my favorite song for a bit before hitting the snooze
- Muster up the strength to roll off of my mattress, wince in pain and grab my back as I get up, yesterday was a long day at the factory
- Make my way to the bathroom, shudder as I glance into the mirror imgur.com/Lyvtry3 and quickly look away
- Lift up my chitter seat and piss away the beers I drank last night
-Head into my kitchen, open up my fridge and pull out some bologna and beer, whip up some mayonnaise on the bread and quickly wash it down with beer
-"Well, time fer werk"
- Open up the door to my trailer and jump down to my front lawn, head to my 1980 chevy pickup, start it 3 times before it's up and running, and I'm off
-Head into the factory, put cheese on bread for 4 hours, take a lunch break, put cheese on bread for another 6 hours
-Head out without saying a word to anyone, no one cares about me anyway
-Get back to the trailer, hop on bb.com and look for some damn trolls to ban
-Smile from ear to ear as I see some multi accounts I get to ban
-"Huhuhuh dey aint foolin me huhuhuhuh must think I stupid or sumthin"
-Check my user cp for replies to the female miscers I harass, no responses as usual
-Repeat for 6 more hours until my shift's up, get up, tell myself how valuable of a person I am for helping the misc absolutely WITH NO PAY
-Grab my seventh beer, head to my bathroom and take a chit, pass out with the beer in my hand
-Wake up at 10 PM sharp, head to the kitchen to whip up some bologna and mayonnaise
-Check the misc again and set the good ol alarm for 5AM sharp
-Repeat for the rest of my worthless life

At my job early in the morning, dude walks in. It's a reg he is always super positive/nice, we always talk chit for a bit and laugh.

Anyways he usually wears long sleeves, but today he had them rolled up. As we're talking I notice he has full sleeves on both arms. He had swastikas symbol and white pride tatted all over. And bunch of other racist tats.

He saw me looking and quickly rolled then down. Got pretty weird, I guess since I'm brown lol. He left quickly after that.

Crazy thing is he is always cool. Not only that I work with 90% black people. And he is always super nice to them to. One time he defended this black chick, from this white guy that was being a dick.


Cliffs

-white power

Curious to here your experiences for the lols.

Try to not be too racist though, not that I care, I just don't want the thread to get shut down.

Go.

Like they will do doggy np even though you can see her butthole, have they no shame?

I wouldn't let any girl see my butthole, awkward as fuk

not gonna lie porn has got me paranoid that's why I do and do jelqing from time to time

irl though I get told I'm big when its at full pelt

I tape measured it when I was 100% and I got

7.2 inches length

5.1 inches girth

(not bone pressed/cheating)

is this okay should I not be worrying

I cant help but worry because of the dicks I see in porn

any of you had any funny or memorable incidents with tall beeches?

I'll start, in high school I got rejected by this one girl and we followed each other on IG so I paid a super hot model $80 bucks to take a picture with me for IG to make it seem like I got the chicks

phucking cringy brah

I was browsing misc and going thru a thread about female miscers. I'm scrolling thru and come across this pic just as my husband walks by...

Spoiler!

He didn't say anything. He just stopped, did a 360, and went out to the garage. For what, I don't know. He's been out there for a while. Wut do?

man i love that sht

women are inferior to men they need makeup dude.

they look like **** without makeup man duh

no1 would **** these hoes if they look like ****

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/10/ny...city-says.html

your goal physique wasn't even natty LOL

Not guna lie, I was mad and immediately went into a denial phase which lasted about 6months where I was convinced I could look awesome with enough hard work.


Any other miscers here who used to be dilusional about gains and then had an "aw phuck bye" moment?

I started bulking around January 2016, and all of the excess fat has gone directly to my ass. I'm not complaining but I've seen muscle growth in all areas of my body, especially my ass, but my quads and hamstrings are tiny compared to it. I do compound exercises, such as barbell back squats, all the time and theoretically my quads and hams are suppose to grow together with my glutes right? I look so out of proportion and people stare at my ass all the time, I swear my butt is bigger than all of the Kardashians combined!

I have two leg days during the week, usually Sunday and Thursday.

Sunday:
Barbell Back Squat
Front Squats
Split Squats on smith machine
Narrow squats on smith machine
Leg Extension
Seated Hamstring curl
Finish with dumbbell walking lunges

Thursday:
Barbell Back Squat
Barbell Hip Thrusts
Kneeling Squats
Leg Extension
Laying Hamstring curl
Finish with kickbacks

I also don't half ass my workouts. I weigh 160lbs at 5'7 - 20 years old. The best squats I've done is 315lbs for 4 reps / I go ATG.
Dumbbell walking lunges I usually use like 50's, but it usually just depends how I'm feeling at the end.

Can anyone give me some insight as to why my quads and hams are lacking in comparison to my glutes?

http://www.friatider.se/festade-med-...ars-i-ansiktet(TRANSLATE)

cliffs:

- two swedish girls (16 and 17) visit childrens asylum center
- 27 year old child attempts to kiss/grope girl
- girl resists sex
- girls escape through window
- 27 year old child refugee pulls knife and slashes girl in face
- calls her "kafir"






...

what is going on guysthings seem to be heating up in Europe again

2 things.

1. His garage spot is fukin open
2. Fine, park outside my house but he purposely parks it where the red line I drew is so I can't fukin fit my car OUTSIDE my OWN fukn house


http://imgur.com/sBRhXZ9


I'm planning to buy a cheap metal bat and swing it right thru the windshields in the AM's

Or stuff a banana into his exhaust, it's supposed to give him ****ty mileage.

Reps for ideas.


Inb4 why don't u talk to him.
No, I'm not gonna fuk talk to him. Every car on my block parks in the same spot everyday except for this fukn piece of sht car. Always parking in other peoples doorstep spot and leaves his own fukn open, why can't he fukn park infront of his own doorstep??

Honestly Misc, my life is pointless. It's worthless. And i'm like 90% sure I won't make it past 40.

I'm starting to sympathize with used car salesman brah. Guy has everything like me; a good job, good savings, gets to go on vacations, some good brahs, no debt - but without a woman, it's meaningless. You're constantly lonely and life is pointless. I'm not even talking about marriage, but I don't talk to women. I have Tinder matches but don't know how to converse with women. I don't have ANY hope of getting a GF. Just like used car guy, I work in a male dominated environment so I don't have any female companionship at all. I'll probably never have sex again unless I pay for it. And it's just led to a massive FA hole in my life.

I want kids. I want something to look forward to. I want someone to tell me they love me. But the way my life is going, i'm thinking it's going to end in depression and suicide just like most corporates who never marry.



However, what if I think phuck saving and just make the most of my life from 25 to 40? If I know i'm going to call it a day when i'm single and there's nothing to live for, why waste my prime years not enjoying life and being a frugal kunt who saves for his wife to live in a 5-bedroom house? What if I fly business class instead of premium economy? What if I buy a Breitling as my daily wear instead of an Armani? What if I finance a $200,000 AMG Convertible Mercedes or a bit more and get a candy red Ferrari 458 on my poverty $75K salary with no phucks given, even if it's "beyond my means"?

There's no point me buying a house. It will just go to charity as i'll have no wife or kids to pass it to. Phuck paying mortgage for my remaining 15 years. I may as well move out of my parents house, rent a nice bachelor pad, buy the hnnnnngggggg watch I always wanted and saw the MD's wear in Investment Banks, drive a car that only a board member can afford and start living.



Rather than just rotting because my life is lonely, i'm an FA with no hope or saving hard to start a business and become a fund manager, why not just blow away any savings and inheritance I have on watches, cars, renting a nice pad, drinking goat alcohol everyday, partying with hookers, and then just die once all the money runs out?

Btw, i'm legit not even doing any of this to show off on Insta (I don't even have IG); i've honestly been contemplating that there's no point to my life and I may as well just go all out and enjoy it. I'll start small with a Breitling and see if that makes me feel better about life, and if so, i'll slowly add the rest in!



Thoughts Misc? Inb4 go see a counselor, go get an accountant and go hire an escort before you piss away all your savings and life in 3 years

title

>24 y/o
>kissless hugless virgin
>no social circle/friends/whatever
>NEET
>living with mum and dad
>pretty sure I'm autistic or not far from it
>sub 5 face (hideous as fuk)
>cancer tier genetics
>low IQ
>no future prospects
>below average penis size

How ****ed am i?

I'm planning to visit Gandy in my early 30's if nothing changes, this is no life to live obviously. The lack of intimacy/friendship/love/etc eats away my sanity, especially in an age where social media is so present

**** man this life is such a scam

It was the 6 month performance review, dudes been alright, nothing special but i wanted to keep him around so I offered him a raise from 51k-53k (3.9%), thinking that was pretty good.

Then this entitled kunt starts yabbering that he deserves at least 55k and hows hes not going to take any BS(wtf? I've been friendly as a boss, not too friendly, but an okay boss), not gonna take anything less than 55k. he's acting like that guy birdman, "put some respek on my name, i aint gon say it no more", arms crossed and everything like hes about to cry.

I was pretty stern with him and I guess he felt triggered because I never talked to him that sternly, so I said that now I'm only offering him 52K (only a 1k increase LOL) and he can leave if hes not happy. Shoulda seen the look on his face it was gold.

Anyway, I said I he has to make a decision before he leaves work but I'm going to fuk with him so he understands that i want his ass gone, he's easily replaceable. So at lunch time now, I was walking towards the microwave to heat up some of my lunch when he I saw him in there about to put his food into the microwave, decided this was a good time to fuk with him, he was just about to open the microwave when I intercepted that chit right in front of him and puts MY food in first...

I made him legit just stand there and wait 2 minutes for his food to be done, he couldn't even make eye contact with me, was looking at the ground the whole time lmao

lmao, entited millenials lmao