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Thread: Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in bed with a sloot?

post 1466031361 10-11-2016, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I legit pissed on a girl. not even kidding. I was 21 and black out Brad, brought her to my parents place, we're making out and I pissed the bed.
not bad brad
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post 1466034421 10-11-2016, 08:55 AM
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Was fake tanned up after work, went clubbing pulled a sloot took her home for the smash, she was kinky af so it was hot sweaty long smashing, anyway my tan started leaking with the sweat and when we finished she had an imprint of me all over her stomach, neck, legs and ass, looked like dried up diarrohea all over her, she was mad as hell.
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post 1466080361 10-11-2016, 02:42 PM
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Didn't fit. Turns out she was dry, and I was drunk and lacked patience.
post 1466080731 10-11-2016, 02:45 PM
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came in like 5 pumps. ate her out. went for round 2. came again in 5 pumps (srs).
post 1466084501 10-11-2016, 03:11 PM
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This is the only one that really haunts me to this day.

- at sloots house
- we end up banging
- we are going at it raw
- about to cum i pull out, point down
- jizz all up on dem sheets
- she bert stared at me "NOOOO! i just washed these sheets, why!"
- me "where else was i gonna jiz?"
- her "on me obviously"

It was my first time with her my ex never let me jiz on her. So needless to say that thought didnt even enter my mind.
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post 1466086071 10-11-2016, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩
Srs question, but are you guys able to pop boners without any physical stimulation?
yes, it's like I'm 17 and it gets really annoying sometimes when even just talking about sex with a chick I'm with. Always ready to go with a disgustingly short refractory period.

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post 1466087941 10-11-2016, 03:35 PM
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Kinda glad so many brahs have experienced alcohol induced ED, that's done me in a few times recently even though my sex drive is normally really high. I'm considering taking a cialis with me on nights out just in case. Anyway:

Pulled some girl on holiday when I was really drunk, went back to mine and we smoked a bit (which I never do so this fukked me up), the combination of whiskey dink and weed got the better of me and I couldn't get it up for the life of me. Spent what felt like ages doing foreplay and chit to no avail so I gave up. Couldn't sleep because after smoking I get paranoid as fuk for some reason which is why I never do it, I spent the whole night with her cuddled up next to me just laying there convinced she was trying to steal from me lmao. It seems ridiculous to me now but at the time I was actually 100% sure she was trying to rob me.
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post 1466090041 10-11-2016, 03:51 PM
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-graftin slewt for weeks trynna bang
-she was playing hard to get
-took her out one night, she stays round (no bang!)
-i wake up early, took pwo and go gym, leaving her asleep in bed at my place
-get back, she's horny and wants bang
-bang hard/fast for 5 minutes before heart feels like it was going to explode
-get shivers and run to toilet, chit stomach out
-feel nauseas and light headed, had to pretend i had food poisoning
-fuk pwo before sex
post 1466090621 10-11-2016, 03:56 PM
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Numerous instances of stage fright- eventually got over this all thought it took a while!
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post 1466090961 10-11-2016, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Woodyy⏩
Kinda glad so many brahs have experienced alcohol induced ED, that's done me in a few times recently even though my sex drive is normally really high. I'm considering taking a cialis with me on nights out just in case. Anyway:

Pulled some girl on holiday when I was really drunk, went back to mine and we smoked a bit (which I never do so this fukked me up), the combination of whiskey dink and weed got the better of me and I couldn't get it up for the life of me. Spent what felt like ages doing foreplay and chit to no avail so I gave up. Couldn't sleep because after smoking I get paranoid as fuk for some reason which is why I never do it, I spent the whole night with her cuddled up next to me just laying there convinced she was trying to steal from me lmao. It seems ridiculous to me now but at the time I was actually 100% sure she was trying to rob me.
lmao

I know those paranoid feels. Word of advice, stay other recreational activities of the fungal variety
post 1466102391 10-11-2016, 05:30 PM
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At work now so wont post. will post later
post 1466103531 10-11-2016, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By D1Z⏩
Honestly, I don't have any crazy stories.

Best I got is:

I just finished fukking my gf, we were both 18. Big family gathering at my house but I didn't care and still wanted to smash my gf. We fukked, I finished inside the condom. Dropped the condom to the ground somehow. Dog came in and grabbed the condom. Half of the condom is hanging outside of its mouth with my cum dripping onto the ground.

Dog runs out of my room and straight into the living room where 14+ of my family members are sitting around playing board games and watching Tv. My sister screams as she see's the condom in dogs mouth. Whole family see my used condom and cum dripped all the way down the hallway.

TLDR:
Had sex
Dog grabs used condom
Runs out of my room
Drips my cum out of condom all throughout the house
Dog brings condom to 14+ of my family who are chilling and sitting in the living room
post 1466104331 10-11-2016, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By BlakeBailey10⏩
I never came.


During sex.
Except one. When I lost my virginity.
that's it.




So every time I have sex I have to say "Yeah I rarely every cum"

Then the girl gets sad because she doesn't get a load in her face as sexual validation and tries harder and gets freakier until she eventually gives up

It was awkward at first but then I learned how to use it to my advantage
Sounds awful srs. Brb not experiencing the best part of sexorz.
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