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10-07-2016, 11:23 PM
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Srs question, but are you guys able to pop boners without any physical stimulation? It usually has to be touched (or I gotta at least be kissing a girl) in order to get erect. Is my dink broken?
10-07-2016, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩
No you are normal, I usually need contact also but that's good because a randy at the wrong time can be unwantedSrs question, but are you guys able to pop boners without any physical stimulation? It usually has to be touched (or I gotta at least be kissing a girl) in order to get erect. Is my dink broken?
10-07-2016, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩
Probably all in your mindSrs question, but are you guys able to pop boners without any physical stimulation? It usually has to be touched (or I gotta at least be kissing a girl) in order to get erect. Is my dink broken?
Stay away from porn for a while, take some zinc, refrain from fapping more than once a week.... and see what happens.
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10-07-2016, 11:27 PM
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10-07-2016, 11:31 PM
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mom said she was going out but she came back because forgot to take dog out and i didn't see text where she asked me to, so she came down to the first floor so i could let him out
i was walking out of my room butt ass naked with a full hard on
i was walking out of my room butt ass naked with a full hard on
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10-07-2016, 11:37 PM
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In college, I had known this girl for a year. We were friends and occasionally hung out, and she would sometimes crash at my place on the weekends.
Like sleep next to me in the same bed, just facing the other way.
I always wanted to try something, like just put my arm around her to see her reaction, but I was too chicken as I was pretty sure she didn't see me like that.
Feels bad mane.
Like sleep next to me in the same bed, just facing the other way.
I always wanted to try something, like just put my arm around her to see her reaction, but I was too chicken as I was pretty sure she didn't see me like that.
Feels bad mane.
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10-07-2016, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MrHydrochloride⏩
Not getting it up various times
Not performing well ( either early to sex or sloots bucket size p*ssy couldn't feel me)
But thee most embarrassing was I bang chick with a beautiful phat juicy ass and she loved it to get eat out
I started to kiss and lick on it when she was on my bed just chilling but we got right to sex
After we finished she used the bathroom to wipe up, and when she came back I just Micheal Phelps dove right into her ass
She didn't even get a chance to lay back down.. I just had her stand there all awkward
Misc I was beyond happy; I was screaming things like " yes" and " ooooooow I just want to feast on you" in between deep breaths as I slobbered all over and in her ass
I was on my knees naked on the floor by the way
I said sorry and that I couldn't help it but she just lol'd
She actually let me eat her ass again because she loved it that much but yea I was like " Justin (me) WTF was that?"
Not performing well ( either early to sex or sloots bucket size p*ssy couldn't feel me)
But thee most embarrassing was I bang chick with a beautiful phat juicy ass and she loved it to get eat out
I started to kiss and lick on it when she was on my bed just chilling but we got right to sex
After we finished she used the bathroom to wipe up, and when she came back I just Micheal Phelps dove right into her ass
She didn't even get a chance to lay back down.. I just had her stand there all awkward
Misc I was beyond happy; I was screaming things like " yes" and " ooooooow I just want to feast on you" in between deep breaths as I slobbered all over and in her ass
I was on my knees naked on the floor by the way
I said sorry and that I couldn't help it but she just lol'd
She actually let me eat her ass again because she loved it that much but yea I was like " Justin (me) WTF was that?"
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10-11-2016, 03:21 AM
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10-11-2016, 03:26 AM
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>I become soft while putting the condom on
>girl blows me to get me hard again
>once hard, I put new condom on, fuk her for 30 seconds, then I cum.
Not one of my proudest moments.
>girl blows me to get me hard again
>once hard, I put new condom on, fuk her for 30 seconds, then I cum.
Not one of my proudest moments.
10-11-2016, 04:02 AM
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A chitload years ago and ex gf told me to wash my stinking feet if i wanted to have sex0rz. Would have been much more embarrasing with a casual hookup, it was my gf so not many fukks were given that day.
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10-11-2016, 05:27 AM
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Girl told me she created her own vagina just when we were getting ready for round 2. She had some kind of birth defect leaving her with no uterus and only half a vagina (in terms of depth). Girls with that condition apparently needed to stretch their vagina's with medical dildo's to be able to have sex. I'm pretty open minded but yeah... Still smashed and acted if it was nothing, didn't want to make her feel bad about it, but she needs to work on her timing. This is one of those times I wish I just didn't care, I didn't want it to be a turn off, she was really nice and it must be hard on her, but I just couldn't help it mane.
10-11-2016, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By D1Z⏩
Jesus, that is bad.Honestly, I don't have any crazy stories.
Best I got is:
I just finished fukking my gf, we were both 18. Big family gathering at my house but I didn't care and still wanted to smash my gf. We fukked, I finished inside the condom. Dropped the condom to the ground somehow. Dog came in and grabbed the condom. Half of the condom is hanging outside of its mouth with my cum dripping onto the ground.
Dog runs out of my room and straight into the living room where 14+ of my family members are sitting around playing board games and watching Tv. My sister screams as she see's the condom in dogs mouth. Whole family see my used condom and cum dripped all the way down the hallway.
TLDR:
Had sex
Dog grabs used condom
Runs out of my room
Drips my cum out of condom all throughout the house
Dog brings condom to 14+ of my family who are chilling and sitting in the living room
Best I got is:
I just finished fukking my gf, we were both 18. Big family gathering at my house but I didn't care and still wanted to smash my gf. We fukked, I finished inside the condom. Dropped the condom to the ground somehow. Dog came in and grabbed the condom. Half of the condom is hanging outside of its mouth with my cum dripping onto the ground.
Dog runs out of my room and straight into the living room where 14+ of my family members are sitting around playing board games and watching Tv. My sister screams as she see's the condom in dogs mouth. Whole family see my used condom and cum dripped all the way down the hallway.
TLDR:
Had sex
Dog grabs used condom
Runs out of my room
Drips my cum out of condom all throughout the house
Dog brings condom to 14+ of my family who are chilling and sitting in the living room
I went back with a girl from a club once and she lived in a complete chit hole council house. Post sex, I went to her toilet and accidentally started spraying piss all over the place (dat dere uncut penor). Her dog came in while I was still spraying and started lapping it up from the floor. I just went back to bed.
Another time when I went back with a different girl, I had a huge amount of trapped wind, so I went to the toilet before we had sex to try to release it. Unfortunately her toilet was like 1 metre from her bedroom, and it was incredibly quiet (3am or so).
There was so much gas and I just couldn't fart, so I got into the gas release position (head on the floor and ass in the air). Finally it was coming, so I tried to let it out as quietly as possible. Unfortunately, I had recently experimented with using hair removal cream on my ass, so the sound was like a foghorn between my smooth and sweaty ass cheeks.
I sat on the toilet in shock for 5 minutes afterwards, trying to psych myself up to go in there and f*ck her without crying from embarrassment.
She didn't mention it but I'm 99.9% sure that she heard it, and it was extremely awkward. I never spoke to her again.
10-11-2016, 05:42 AM
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Seems like a lot of ED issues ITT. Is it all the cell tech you guys are on or what?
inb4 nofap etc.
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10-11-2016, 05:51 AM
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Also did a tinder date in BKK. Really planned on not doing that but yeah she was so hot. So yeah, it went pretty well, she didn't want me to pay her and I was 99% convinced she wasn't a ladyboy. We started making out in my hotel room, boobs had no signs of surgery so I asked her to take her clothes off. Then it got scary. She went to the bathroom first for 4 minutes, turned the lights off and started to undress...
me: ''Why you turning the lights off?
her: ''Yeah is better''
me: ''Haha no let them on''
her: ''No no better''
Thats when I really started to get nervous, but before I had time to react she laid next to me naked and she felt so amazing so I just slowly went down with my hand to finger her but just when I expected to feel her pussy I felt nothing. Then 1 cm further came the sweet relieve, she just had a pretty small pussy. I carefully examined her wetness, lube has a distinct feeling and I convinced myself this was the real stuff. So yeah, I smashed her but couldn't really enjoy it because things didn't add up. Why the bathroom break and why the lights off? That all became pretty clear when I turned the lights on. I was covered with blood. FUARKK. Though there also was some relief, I smashed on period before and that stuff is different than normal blood, so I worried for nothing. 100% girl.
me: ''Ah, you wanted the lights off because you're on your period?
her: ''Yeah sorry''
Felt really bad. She looked amazing with the lights on, and I didn't even enjoy it.
me: ''Why you turning the lights off?
her: ''Yeah is better''
me: ''Haha no let them on''
her: ''No no better''
Thats when I really started to get nervous, but before I had time to react she laid next to me naked and she felt so amazing so I just slowly went down with my hand to finger her but just when I expected to feel her pussy I felt nothing. Then 1 cm further came the sweet relieve, she just had a pretty small pussy. I carefully examined her wetness, lube has a distinct feeling and I convinced myself this was the real stuff. So yeah, I smashed her but couldn't really enjoy it because things didn't add up. Why the bathroom break and why the lights off? That all became pretty clear when I turned the lights on. I was covered with blood. FUARKK. Though there also was some relief, I smashed on period before and that stuff is different than normal blood, so I worried for nothing. 100% girl.
me: ''Ah, you wanted the lights off because you're on your period?
her: ''Yeah sorry''
Felt really bad. She looked amazing with the lights on, and I didn't even enjoy it.
10-11-2016, 06:03 AM
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first time when I lost my virginity, I had no idea how to put the condom on, so I thought you had to unwrap it from the inside out, and then stuff your weiner in after it was fully unwrapped. I had told the girl it wasn't my first time either, I looked so stupid, and then after she helped me get it on, I lasted maybe 2 minutes. It was so embarassing
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10-11-2016, 06:25 AM
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not me but my roomate literally phucked the chit out of a girl.
......as in she literally pooped while they were doing the deed. he never talked to her again after that and bleached his mattress.
......as in she literally pooped while they were doing the deed. he never talked to her again after that and bleached his mattress.
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Was too drunk and fell asleep as soon as I went onto the bed
10-11-2016, 06:35 AM
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I have nothing out of the norm... worst thing I can think of is not being able to get it up without a lot of help... but in my defense I didn't really want the bish... my D talked me into it...
She finally got me hard... she got off like 3 fkn times and all I did was beat her pussy up so bad she made me quit... I couldn't even finish. Next night a FWB came over and before she even managed to get it out I was so hard it almost hurt.... and then....
She finally got me hard... she got off like 3 fkn times and all I did was beat her pussy up so bad she made me quit... I couldn't even finish. Next night a FWB came over and before she even managed to get it out I was so hard it almost hurt.... and then....
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10-11-2016, 06:36 AM
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Performance anxiety the 1st two times I was going to get laid. As in I was a late blooming virgin, one during a NYE house party as a college in Vermont, and another during a spring weekend at a college in New Hampshire. Both factors included massive amounts of alcohol combined with anxiety so bad combo. Fukkkkkkkk so embarrassing, but I blossomed into a beast in my 20s and made up for lost time.
The worst part about the second time was that a blonde chick from uconn was getting smashed by a tyrone on the floor behind the couch in the living room while I laid there on the other side not getting laid.
The worst part about the second time was that a blonde chick from uconn was getting smashed by a tyrone on the floor behind the couch in the living room while I laid there on the other side not getting laid.
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10-11-2016, 06:52 AM
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Shot a rope that missed her and landed on a picture of her and her parents that was on a nightstand next to the bed.
Was kinda weird...
Was kinda weird...
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Went to visit my friend at his Uni halls for a weekend. One of his female housemates liked me and we started texting for a few weeks once I got back home. She ends up inviting me to her place, so we arranged a weekend for me to go and stay with her.
I ended up sat on her bed awkwardly the whole time watching Netflix. On the first night she slept with a bra and said "Do you want me to take my bra off?" I muttered "Nah it's ok" then she turned over and went to sleep. Gutted. She was the hottest girl to take interest in me.
I ended up sat on her bed awkwardly the whole time watching Netflix. On the first night she slept with a bra and said "Do you want me to take my bra off?" I muttered "Nah it's ok" then she turned over and went to sleep. Gutted. She was the hottest girl to take interest in me.
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Having sex with a girl, got a nosebleed and bled on her.
I did finish.
Also feels to the brahs with performance anxiety and not getting it up. Happened to me a few times as well with two different chicks.
I did finish.
Also feels to the brahs with performance anxiety and not getting it up. Happened to me a few times as well with two different chicks.
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Originally Posted By McFlavour⏩
This is true. And more often then not, once it happens the first time, it's the only thing you'll be thinking about the next timeI Think ED is a lot more common than people think.
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10-11-2016, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By tpittma2⏩
Can confirm. After a disastrous last experience, it's been in my head ever since. Dunno WTF to do lmao.This is true. And more often then not, once it happens the first time, it's the only thing you'll be thinking about the next time
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10-11-2016, 08:22 AM
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Get to phucking hard and fast and pull all the way out and slam my dick straight into the outside of her pussy, thought I'd broken my dick boyos & have been limp as phuck after getting drunk before as below says \/
Got absolutely smashed off my tits, drank about 2 bottles of whiskey, started walking back wth this girl, threw up and then she kept kissing me afterwards, fingerblasted her in the taxi, then I was limp as a shrimp boys, she tried to suck me off and it was painful so I told her to get off, smoked a cig in her car and told her to drive me home. Work was awkward on Monday..
Got absolutely smashed off my tits, drank about 2 bottles of whiskey, started walking back wth this girl, threw up and then she kept kissing me afterwards, fingerblasted her in the taxi, then I was limp as a shrimp boys, she tried to suck me off and it was painful so I told her to get off, smoked a cig in her car and told her to drive me home. Work was awkward on Monday..
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I always use condoms for sex, so even after a fairly long sexual relationship unbeknown to a lot of girls I jizz ropes that are like 3 meters long and come out with some real power
If I finish inside her mouth generally they don't get to feel just how high the pressure is because the mouth isn't too sensitive to pressure like that, and obviously the condom catches it when I cum inside the vag
One time I was having sex without a condom for the first time with this girl, the plan was to pull out. I left it until the VERY last second, like 0.5 miliseconds longer I would have cum inside, but I literally came just as I finished the outstroke. We were in missionary position, I pulled it out, I cleared the puss, and I shot a rope from my dick that missed hitting me at all... missed her stomach... missed her boobs... and landed right on her chin and in her mouth...
Needless to say she wasn't expecting me to get it on her chin or in her mouth that time and the look on her face was just a picture, I still lol about that when I think about it
Another time I jizzed on her wall from my side of the bed during a handjob and then made her clean it, there was like a bleached spot on that wall for the rest of the year until she moved out
If I finish inside her mouth generally they don't get to feel just how high the pressure is because the mouth isn't too sensitive to pressure like that, and obviously the condom catches it when I cum inside the vag
One time I was having sex without a condom for the first time with this girl, the plan was to pull out. I left it until the VERY last second, like 0.5 miliseconds longer I would have cum inside, but I literally came just as I finished the outstroke. We were in missionary position, I pulled it out, I cleared the puss, and I shot a rope from my dick that missed hitting me at all... missed her stomach... missed her boobs... and landed right on her chin and in her mouth...
Needless to say she wasn't expecting me to get it on her chin or in her mouth that time and the look on her face was just a picture, I still lol about that when I think about it
Another time I jizzed on her wall from my side of the bed during a handjob and then made her clean it, there was like a bleached spot on that wall for the rest of the year until she moved out
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