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Thread: Things I've overheard our 45 year old secretary say

post 1455394083 07-31-2016, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Our secretary sits right outside my office and doesn't think I can hear her yapping all day with the other office yentas. She is 45, recently divorced, and has just reentered the dating world. She was maybe a 6/10 two decades ago, but now just a run of the mill dumpy middle ager. All are srs. Here's a few that stick out:

"I remember crying when I got divorced because I thought I was going to be alone forever. If I had known what was available to me, I would have divorced YEARS ago."

"When I was in my 20's, I had to choose from the 10 or 11 guys I dated in my home town. Now I have hundreds to choose from!"

"I just can't believe this internet stuff is even real. I created my match.com profile a few days ago and have 200 messages already! I don't even have time to read them all."

"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"

"It's so hard narrowing down the list of guys! I looked up a few on the internet. If his company only has like 15 employees, how much money do you think he has?"

"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"

"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

"I don't know why any of my friends stay married to losers. I just don't think they know what's available to them out there."

"I guess a doctor would be ok, but surgeons make the real money. If I'm going to get married again, it should only be to someone like a surgeon."
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"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
She is full of ****.

I used to work in a office full of actual attractive 40's single women and none of them had similar experiences. They would go on occaisional dates but most of the guys messaging them were schlumps they would never in a million years date. Its like a lifetime supply if cabbage. sure, its food but it ****ing cabbage, what the hell do you do with it.

I do know some women though that are on sites and get messages by doctors and ceos all the time. They fall for the same bs stories all the time but never meet up. The guys are just plants to keep the ladies interested and paying their monthly dues.

i mean really now. If you have a giant boat and are a surgeon or ceo, why the hell would you be hard up for women unless you are deformed or something.
i don't get this either.. Why would any semi-rich guy date a 45 y/o used up slut?

Of course she's get hopeless FAs hitting on her online but all they want is to get their diks inside, i can't believe any sane man would want to date her for a longer period of time
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
She claims 2 hours lol. Some half dried up middle aged sloot wants 2 goddamn hours of sex at a time. I felt like breaking my code of silence to yell at her after hearing that one.
That tells me she wanted 20 minutes and only got 10 including foreplay. Older women can't keep their legs spread for that long unless they're a gymnast
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
She claims 2 hours lol. Some half dried up middle aged sloot wants 2 goddamn hours of sex at a time.I felt like breaking my code of silence to yell at her after hearing that one.
I real response, from a real story.
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OP come on, we know you made all this up. No way anyone could remember all that nonsense without writing it down, which you claim you didn't.
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This **** really worries me lol. GF is a 9/10 prime HBB srs, with an attractive as it gets personality... imagine the kind of **** that she gets offered.
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
I have heard a billions times worse from many women.

I had an old gf who was very good looking and had a massively outgoing personality. Guys literally GAVE HER CARS!

She got hooked up with this rich coke dealer, it was crazy.
It is amazing what some guys will do. My sister had a guy insist on paying for her car tax and insurance (700ish) after meeting up twice because she said she was struggling for money.
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i don't see why this is so hard to believe

i see whales on all social media get white knighted daily

many miscers have created fake pof accounts of whales and they are flooded with messages

i remember one of some hideous beast that drew on her face as her profile pic

and she got messaged 'wow your artwork is amazing' srs
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Originally Posted By Kblavkalash⏩
i don't get this either.. Why would any semi-rich guy date a 45 y/o used up slut?
I've heard/read a lot of guys that age say they generally prefer women their own age and don't see younger women (under 30) in a sexual light. They see them as little girls.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
It is amazing what some guys will do. My sister had a guy insist on paying for her car tax and insurance (700ish) after meeting up twice because she said she was struggling for money.
Lol. Looks like I'm a beyond level 100 socially retard. I now understand why a female acquaintance stopped talking to me. She kept talking about struggling for money whenever I talked about doing something fun, like signing up for races, and I went on to explain how she could come up with the money.
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Originally Posted By stu4rt⏩
Lol. Looks like I'm a beyond level 100 socially retard. I now understand why a female acquaintance stopped talking to me. She kept talking about struggling for money whenever I talked about doing something fun, like signing up for races, and I went on to explain how she could come up with the money.
When a woman says she's struggling for money, it means buy me chit. Come on man everyone knows that.
post 1455406993 07-31-2016, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By gtees88⏩
I've heard/read a lot of guys that age say they generally prefer women their own age and don't see younger women (under 30) in a sexual light. They see them as little girls.
They say that because people flip out if they like younger women.
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The OP isn't hard to believe.

One of my bro's recent ex's was a stripper and some 60 year old wealthy guy would literally pony up $1500.00 for her to just come hang out with him at a bar. This guy offered her $1,000 a week if she quit stripping. Would pay $400 on other occasions just for her to come to his house.

Bish was decent looking but maybe 6/10 misc standards.
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****ing unreal

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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
They say that because people flip out if they like younger women.
Maybe a few of them, but a lot of them do genuinely prefer women in their age range. Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and Salma Hayek all got married/engaged to billionaires in their 40s.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
They say that because people flip out if they like younger women.
Nah, a lot of guys are the mostpsychologically attractedto women in their generation.

If you are really 32, do you know any fellow 30+ year old brahs who tell you that they want to do more than just phuck an 18 or 19 year old? I don't know a single one.

Every one I knows is significantly more psychologically attracted to women of their generation, and can't handle the lack of maturity of 18 and 19 year olds.
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Originally Posted By mommaofobama⏩
This is clearly made up.

If she really was an average 45 year old chubby woman who worked as a secretary, she would not be pursued by surgeons, CEOs, and guys with huge boats.
Wealthy guys tend to be allergic to career women, they always go for the helpless ones with dead end jobs. For a mid 50's, early 60's guy... a 45 year old would be "young". It isn't that far fetched.
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Originally Posted By gtees88⏩
She's probably lying about some of those things tbh.
this. she's either lying or exaggerating to make herself feel better or maybe impress her colleagues. or both.
why hello there
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Originally Posted By gtees88⏩
I've heard/read a lot of guys that age say they generally prefer women their own age and don't see younger women (under 30) in a sexual light. They see them as little girls.
This is actually legit. I find 18 year olds attractive physically but alot of them are so immature. Though I am ok with the 21-22 range.
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Originally Posted By gtees88⏩
Maybe a few of them, but a lot of them do genuinely prefer women in their age range. Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and Salma Hayek all got married/engaged to billionaires in their 40s.
Because famous celebrity women are comparable in status to an average real world one

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Originally Posted By Isabeli⏩
Wealthy guys tend to be allergic to career women, they always go for the helpless ones with dead end jobs.
From what I've read, it's because often they don't want to come home to someone with the same characteristics of the people they work with.

Career driven "gotta climb that ladder at all costs" tend to be quite hard headed and confrontational people IME, some of those people probably want someone softer and more nurturing at home.

Though it seems the career driven females seem to universally want an alpha male to 'put them in their place', a lot of career driven alpha males don't want to have to 'put their partner in their place' when they get home, they want someone who will be warm and welcoming.
For a mid 50's, early 60's guy... a 45 year old would be "young". It isn't that far fetched.
That is true.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
This **** really worries me lol. GF is a 9/10 prime HBB srs, with an attractive as it gets personality... imagine the kind of **** that she gets offered.
So she is adriana lima look alike?
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Our secretary sits right outside my office and doesn't think I can hear her yapping all day with the other office yentas. She is 45, recently divorced, and has just reentered the dating world. She was maybe a 6/10 two decades ago, but now just a run of the mill dumpy middle ager. All are srs. Here's a few that stick out:

"I remember crying when I got divorced because I thought I was going to be alone forever. If I had known what was available to me, I would have divorced YEARS ago."

"When I was in my 20's, I had to choose from the 10 or 11 guys I dated in my home town. Now I have hundreds to choose from!"

"I just can't believe this internet stuff is even real. I created my match.com profile a few days ago and have 200 messages already! I don't even have time to read them all."

"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"

"It's so hard narrowing down the list of guys! I looked up a few on the internet. If his company only has like 15 employees, how much money do you think he has?"

"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"

"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

"I don't know why any of my friends stay married to losers. I just don't think they know what's available to them out there."

"I guess a doctor would be ok, but surgeons make the real money. If I'm going to get married again, it should only be to someone like a surgeon."
No one actually talks like this
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