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Thread: Wife said I could get whatever I want if i beat her in a mile in 2 weeks.

post 1488759391 03-27-2017, 11:08 AM
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Even if your in chitty conditioning, and havn't ran for a long time, you should be able to best your wife on pure will. Assuming you lift. It's a mile.
Inb4 wife wins and OP gets pegged
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post 1488759481 03-27-2017, 11:09 AM
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at that short of a distance, it's a psychological game.

in the first 100 meters, go all out to build a huge lead and crush her soul. she will give up after 400 meters when she sees you ahead.

jesus, has no one here competed against a girl in anything before?

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post 1488759531 03-27-2017, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By jesteraq⏩
My girlfriend can run a half marathon, I can barely run 2 miles am I gay? I could totally kill her in a sprint though.
You could do a half marathon. I'd bet anything on it
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post 1488759821 03-27-2017, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Nesque⏩
go full yolo and take pwo with dmaa
OP's heart explodes at the finish line, but he wins. Whatever it takes OP!
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post 1488760001 03-27-2017, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
Something naughty.
You know she's gonna lose .....on purpose

Right?

This should be a hollow victory

And if she wins, I've got bad news for you fella
post 1488760241 03-27-2017, 11:15 AM
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7:30?

You should be able to run that without training, with a small caliber bullet in your calf, srs.
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post 1488760491 03-27-2017, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
You know she's gonna lose .....on purpose

Right?

This should be a hollow victory

And if she wins, I've got bad news for you fella
She's gonna lose wether she wants to or not. She's a woman racing a man.
post 1488760651 03-27-2017, 11:19 AM
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My strategy would be to just run right next to her or right behind her the whole time (bonus for behind her is you can zone out and stare at her ass) and then surely you can out sprint her over the last 100.
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post 1488760741 03-27-2017, 11:20 AM
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Just match her pace and sprint out the last 100m.

Wizard POS ^
post 1488761091 03-27-2017, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Frontrun33r⏩
She's gonna lose wether she wants to or not. She's a woman racing a man.
She's a runner racing a lifter who has 2 weeks to cardio train
post 1488761341 03-27-2017, 11:23 AM
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So...we talking PIITB?
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post 1488761501 03-27-2017, 11:25 AM
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ITT: a bunch of lifters who would die if they were asked to run a 7:29 mile with no training

Hilariously delusional. Misc gonna misc
post 1488761511 03-27-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
She's a runner racing a lifter who has 2 weeks to cardio train
She's a "runner" that runs the mile in about 7:30. Hardly world class. I believe in OP
post 1488761781 03-27-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩
that's a long way to run with a ball and chain
Fukkn ded
post 1488761971 03-27-2017, 11:28 AM
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Highschool track means this can easily be recorded.

YOU HAVE DUTY to record this for the misc.

Do not disappoint us
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post 1488762031 03-27-2017, 11:28 AM
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inb4 OP asks for a second wife that is much younger
post 1488762181 03-27-2017, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By getbustered⏩
My strategy would be to just run right next to her or right behind her the whole time (bonus for behind her is you can zone out and stare at her ass) and then surely you can out sprint her over the last 100.
This is best strat, you never want to be in front of her because it will push her. Pass her at the last 100m
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post 1488762371 03-27-2017, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
full nelson anal?
Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
So...we talking PIITB?
Gonna need some answers on this op
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post 1488762471 03-27-2017, 11:31 AM
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Oh she said you could get whatever you want? What is she, your master? You decide what you want, and when you want it. Pathetic.
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post 1488762501 03-27-2017, 11:32 AM
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Here's your race strategy from a brah who was a multiple time state qualifier in track and cross country.

You are a male and also occasionally do sprints, so I'm assuming you have way more power/foot speed than your wife and could easily smoke her down the stretch. Therefore, the only issue is conditioning, and you will want the race to go as slow as possible. Let your wife take the lead and just coast off her, hug the inside of the track and stay right on her and let her pull you along. Never let her get too far in front of you, stay close enough behind her that you should get the benefit of limited wind resistance etc., but don't be too close that she will feel like you are breathing down her neck and she needs to run faster. Then, as soon as you get around the bend of the last turn, dust her.
post 1488762641 03-27-2017, 11:32 AM
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I've dated plenty of girls that would kill me in their sport.

Basketball killed.

Swimming killed twice.

Skiing we shall see but ex US National team downhiller so I'm dead man walking.

You get a chick in her sport you're going to lose.
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post 1488762661 03-27-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
She's a runner racing a lifter who has 2 weeks to cardio train
It's one mile.
Unless she runs 5 min miles, OP should be fine.
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post 1488762761 03-27-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Highschool track means this can easily be recorded.

YOU HAVE DUTY to record this for the misc.

Do not disappoint us
Lol would be awesome.
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post 1488762781 03-27-2017, 11:34 AM
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For reference, 7:30 mile is roughly 8mph on the treadmill.

Good luck OP, that's a tough one.
post 1488762991 03-27-2017, 11:35 AM
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Inb4 you win, PIITB and then ask her to spot you like before...

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post 1488763291 03-27-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By TelephoneLines⏩
OP will win this by sheer force of will.
Anal is a powerful motivator of husbands.
Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
there are things i have not experienced in over 2 years so yes the will to win will be very high.
How long have you been married?
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post 1488763651 03-27-2017, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩
For reference, 7:30 mile is roughly 8mph on the treadmill.

Good luck OP, that's a tough one.
I've only recently started to run (hate it, running sucks), so I might be wrong..but if that's her pace on a longer run surely she'd be faster over just a mile

Anyway she's gonna lose, cos where would the fun be in winning
post 1488764061 03-27-2017, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
If you can't beat your wife in a foot race, you should castrate yourself
You must be married to a real hog then, cause your 250 pound ass isn't moving to fast


Also lol at 7:30 mile for someone who runs 3x a week for years...thats like lifting for years on end and looking like OP's avi.
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post 1488764131 03-27-2017, 11:43 AM
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operation ghost bulk. she cant win if she gains 10 lbs in 2 weeks bro
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just run in her draft and bust out in a sprint at the end

inb4 OP loses and gets pegged
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