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Thread: Offered my Dentist 5% Fixed Return if he invested up to £24,000 ($30K) per year in me

post 1492796701 04-28-2017, 06:50 AM
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L m f a o, strong using your dentist as leverage LOL
post 1492797311 04-28-2017, 06:58 AM
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Do dentists even exist in England? strong fraud
post 1492798921 04-28-2017, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I never claim I work in IB. I said I have worked in IB. My experience in the financial world despite not being much, probably is more than 99% of the Misc:

- 2 weeks Banking
- 10 weeks Corporate Finance placement
- 3 month Commodities Trading internship
Wow this is gold. Please keep dumping your parent's/dentist's/bf's money into the market, need more chit retail investors like yourself.
post 1492800731 04-28-2017, 07:40 AM
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post 1492802061 04-28-2017, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By yondy12⏩
L m f a o, strong using your dentist as leverage LOL
Why is that strong if it's a win-win situation for both?

He has money he doesn't know how to grow; I know how to grow money but I don't have spare several thousand capital
post 1492802301 04-28-2017, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
Lmao made 9% in one month and thinks that it's typical and not an anomaly...clearly has no experience with the markets.

BRB I don't have a high school education but made 300% on the first stock I invested in (srs) I should be running billion dollar hedgefunds
Haha, same chit happened to me. Took home 4k within 6 months. But I did take it very seriously and made smart decision for the long term so I haven't gone on to blow it all.
post 1492803111 04-28-2017, 08:02 AM
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Op has reached ddct level of trolling

absolutely hilarious
post 1492803401 04-28-2017, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I never claim I work in IB. I said I have worked in IB. My experience in the financial world despite not being much, probably is more than 99% of the Misc:

- 2 weeks Banking
- 10 weeks Corporate Finance placement
- 3 month Commodities Trading internship
AKA not enough time or experience to really learn jack ****.

Love your threads OP keep it up!
post 1492804941 04-28-2017, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I will definitely play it safe with the money, but I will also take advantage of opportunities. That's my style. Not necessarily playing ex-divs, but that was an example from above. I think a proportion will be put into funds, a small percentage into emerging markets, but the majority will be split between following companies bottoming out and buying a wheelbarrow to carry my massive balls when I have forecasted the bottom based on around 10-12 factors and then firmly knowing my exit point.

I'm not day trading, but i'm not investing long term. I am playing the poker equivalent of small ball
Buying after the dividend is paid..... cos it's cheaper...... but you get in return..... wait for it...... less back. Cos no dividend.

I think I see a small flaw in your plan.
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post 1492805691 04-28-2017, 08:26 AM
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I would do it if I were the dentist and we had a contract, but I wouldn't do it if I were you. Way too much risk. You're starting off at a 5% disadvantage plus whatever fees are involved with trading.
post 1492805711 04-28-2017, 08:27 AM
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New tax year is 06/04 bro not 1st April.

Also you should give that ***gots number to me, put in on one 1/5 tennis game, got back 20% in 2hrs huehuhue
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post 1492809011 04-28-2017, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Hammersia⏩
Buying after the dividend is paid..... cos it's cheaper...... but you get in return..... wait for it...... less back. Cos no dividend.

I think I see a small flaw in your plan.
Give me cliffs on why I can't buy at the bottom, let the stock rise, and hold until the next dividend if I am medium-term investing?
post 1492860141 04-28-2017, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By highmarketrider⏩
Do dentists even exist in England? strong fraud
Yes. 100K for working 9-5 Monday to Friday

And if they work Saturday or Sunday, they get a ridiculous day rate on top of ordinary pay for amount of work done!
post 1492898821 04-29-2017, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
I would do it if I were the dentist and we had a contract, but I wouldn't do it if I were you. Way too much risk. You're starting off at a 5% disadvantage plus whatever fees are involved with trading.
I think it's very unlikely I would lose money.

So even if it's a rough year, the maximum I would have to fork out from my own pocket is £1200 (5%)

Assuming I take home around £2500-3000 per month depending on the overtime I do, and invest 2K a month myself, I would only need to make 2.5% a year on 48K total invested.

And *IF* I have a goat year and make 12-20% like I back myself to, then I am looking at about £5000-£8000 commission for my efforts.

Also with the Lifetime ISA giving you £1 for every £4 you invest up to £4K, I can hedge my risk to only £200 instead of £1200 by opening a cash rather than stocks & shares LISA and leaving my government incentive of £1000 for the brah in worst case scenario
post 1492899111 04-29-2017, 12:39 AM
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lmao poverty 5%. You mad i more thn doubled mine?

cryptocurrency trading is where its at bro


PLUS - if you are doing stocks, why do I NOT see any amazon shares in there? Its a nobrainer!
Its at 900 and will easily surpass 1000$ this year. guaranteed

analysts average on about 1050$. Peak at 1300$

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Do you know who eats 5 poops a day?
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post 1492899791 04-29-2017, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
For example, EasyJet after ex-div fell to 914.50. I bought in at 917 and cashed out at 1063. A small amount but lots of these kinds of wins = GOAT long term returns. I should have held a bit longer because EZJ is currently sitting at something like 1150 but i'm satisfied at what I took and need to stay disciplined.
You bought 5 shares?
post 1492900181 04-29-2017, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Give me cliffs on why I can't buy at the bottom, let the stock rise, and hold until the next dividend if I am medium-term investing?
lololol goat investor doesn't understand how dividends work
post 1492900431 04-29-2017, 01:20 AM
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strong thread back fire on opie. if youre broke use your own money to get paid, or show your portfolio to your friend. dont bring it up on the misc because you come off like youre complaining your friends rich and wont give you a handout
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Originally Posted By GraffiZy⏩
WOW you're such a genius for lucking out on a few trades. Surely you will be able to earn sustainable returns of >20% which not even the smartest investors and hedge funds can achieve. Didn't you claim to work in IB before when you really don't?
It's a lot easier to earn high returns when you don't have a lot of money in the market. The way OP trades, he has the luxury of buying or selling any stock pretty much instantly and without driving the price up or down. If you're Warren Buffett and have billions under management, you need to make big trades, but your market share is so great that it drives the price up on anything you want to buy or down on anything you want to sell, and rules out investing in small companies altogether. Additionally, he owns 400 million shares of Coke, but even if he decided he should sell his Coke holdings, there aren't 400 million people who want to buy Coke right now, so he couldn't pull out until it was too late. If you're OP, you have the advantage of watching the markets and changing your position exactly when and to the extent that it benefits you.
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If not troll, lol @ asking a bodybuilding forum and not a community designated to banking and finance like wso. poor form.
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op is a troll and a liar, a few months ago he was working in Wall Street making big bucks, now he makes 40K year

mentally ill loser...
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I'm not that guy. I back myself 100%. If I lose his money, even slightly, I will repay every penny. But that won't happen. Because I am WOKE.
You ave a few tousand...ow te fuk are you gonna repay you cuck
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
You ave a few tousand...ow te fuk are you gonna repay you cuck
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Pretty sure OP is the SnowyOwl of Finance.
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Originally Posted By shotgun85⏩
lmao poverty 5%. You mad i more thn doubled mine?

cryptocurrency trading is where its at bro


PLUS - if you are doing stocks, why do I NOT see any amazon shares in there? Its a nobrainer!
Its at 900 and will easily surpass 1000$ this year. guaranteed

analysts average on about 1050$. Peak at 1300$

How many people with £6000 portfolios can afford Amazon bro...
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
You ave a few tousand...ow te fuk are you gonna repay you cuck
I am investing in stock market while also saving towards a mortgage same time

If I do fail to repay my brah, I will just pull the cash out the mortgage fund and pay him with that
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You really are a frauding autist. Stop trying so hard to sound smart and come off as a winner on a forum lmao

Bringing up Kobe's 5 rings like what's that got to do with finance? Fuk outta here. Criiinge
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Originally Posted By CestLaVida⏩
You really are a frauding autist. Stop trying so hard to sound smart and come off as a winner on a forum lmao

Bringing up Kobe's 5 rings like what's that got to do with finance? Fuk outta here. Criiinge
Cliffs on any part I've frauded?

Pics of ISA

Pics of BMW

Pics of Chauffer

Pics of Virgin Atlantic Upper Class flights



Also, sometimes you need to highlight the people who you have the same mentality as to aware Misc on howW👁K3you really are compared to the rest of the population
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Cliffs on any part I've frauded?

Pics of ISA

Pics of BMW

Pics of Chauffer

Pics of Virgin Atlantic Upper Class flights



Also, sometimes you need to highlight the people who you have the same mentality as to aware Misc on howWK3you really are compared to the rest of the population
Lol no one cares if you hired a chauffer or took a first class flight. I bought a BMW outright at 22 and still regret it to this day but I don't constantly post pics of it besides the time someone called me out so I had to deliver with a spoon pic

It's nothing to brag about considering I know people who drive better cars and make more money and don't even brag about it. Maybe make a thread when you make your first milli.
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