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Is london the most overrated city in the world?
08-03-2017, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
Bustas day outIt's a really historic, ornate, leafy cemetery, with lots of famous folks' graves like Karl Marx.
Highgate itself is like a village/small town - perfectly shows how London (and any big city suppose) is a big collection of towns and villages that joined up. It's leafy, up on a hill with views of central London so nice to visit.
Highgate itself is like a village/small town - perfectly shows how London (and any big city suppose) is a big collection of towns and villages that joined up. It's leafy, up on a hill with views of central London so nice to visit.
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
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08-03-2017, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
I doubt you could find itWho tf would want to go to London? Definitely not even in my top 100 places to visit.
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08-03-2017, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Good we don't want you here *******Who tf would want to go to London? Definitely not even in my top 100 places to visit.
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08-03-2017, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Read this all in a scouse accent for added effectBustas day out
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
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08-03-2017, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By 441Forty⏩
I work at a US military base as a contractor and I can absolutely say that this is not true. We get UK military detachments for 7 months out of the year and those guys absolutely clean up on trim in the bars/clubs here. These dumb broads melt for the accent even if they look like some Manchester chav.I dont think the US puts the UK on a pedestal
But I won't deny that when it comes to the arts, specifically music, even their pop artists like styles, horan, and adele absolutely chit on anything the US has to offer
US fashion sense is leagues better though imo. I feel the US gets underrated in terms of style of dress
But I won't deny that when it comes to the arts, specifically music, even their pop artists like styles, horan, and adele absolutely chit on anything the US has to offer
US fashion sense is leagues better though imo. I feel the US gets underrated in terms of style of dress
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08-03-2017, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By deepfat⏩
Brb travelling to the US for a bar crawlI work at a US military base as a contractor and I can absolutely say that this is not true. We get UK military detachments for 7 months out of the year and those guys absolutely clean up on trim in the bars/clubs here.These dumb broads melt for the accent even if they look like some Manchester chav.
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08-03-2017, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By deepfat⏩
I lol when I come across this when so often the guy speaks like a council estate chavI work at a US military base as a contractor and I can absolutely say that this is not true. We get UK military detachments for 7 months out of the year and those guys absolutely clean up on trim in the bars/clubs here. These dumb broads melt for the accent even if they look like some Manchester chav.
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08-03-2017, 08:08 AM
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Lived in London 25 years, its ok. It's an Alpha ++ rated city, slightly ahead of NYC due to also having its political sphere contained therein (whereas that's Washington for the US).
Of course it's gonna be expensive in the tourist areas. £5 for a pint may be normal in Central London but by no means the norm across London- visited back in May and got a pint, a JD/coke and a shot for less than a tenner at my mate's local.
Will probably move back in couple years though, having lived in the Far East for 4 years and visited most of the main cities, nothing holds a candle to London.
Of course it's gonna be expensive in the tourist areas. £5 for a pint may be normal in Central London but by no means the norm across London- visited back in May and got a pint, a JD/coke and a shot for less than a tenner at my mate's local.
Will probably move back in couple years though, having lived in the Far East for 4 years and visited most of the main cities, nothing holds a candle to London.
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08-03-2017, 08:45 AM
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I've lived in London for the past 6 years and I don't like it. It's dirty, busy and ppl are kunts. The only good thing about it is you don't need to have a car to get places and there is always a shop within a 5 min walk if you need to get something
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08-03-2017, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Samsbolton's day out:Bustas day out
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
- wakes up alone, surrounded by dried up puddle of semen and tears.
- makes himself some toast with smart-price bread. That's another 13p saved.
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08-03-2017, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Lol'd hard!Bustas day out
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
Toby buffet breakfast cos they do Yorkshire puds
Mid morning gregs 4 for a quid sausage rolls cos it's two hours til lunch and betting shop not open yet
Browse Poundland with the misses, dreaming of stuff they can't afford
Treats said heifer to a bag of chips with curry sauce (can't afford the fish today no overtime from the depot)
Betting shop opens yippee
50p each way on every race going while misses works way through several packets of cigs sitting outside in the rain
Betting shop teller can't be bothered taking the money as the stake is so pathetic. Busta is on a bad run and has to make it 25p each way. Is thrown out of shop
Takes misses to pub. Luckily she has snuck in half a bottle of vladivar vodka and some buckfast in her handbag. Make two half cokes last 3 hours til wetherspoons starts its 2 for a tenner curry evening, with a pint.
All bustas wages spent. Starts the sad walk home, pausing to look in the bin outside the kebab shop. Finds a half eaten donor, 'aye aye we're in here pet' .
Finally home, collapses on sofa, farts, picks bum, falls asleep, snores loudly. Has to be up at 4 for his next postal round.
I used to hate London, but honestly it's not as bad as people make out. There's plenty to do and it's very well connected. Expensive as hell though! Luckily I'm not on that poverty time anymore so I can actually enjoy the benefits of the city.
*edit* for all the people calling parts of London poverty, you haven't seen chit until you've been up north (inb4 salty northerner negs).
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08-03-2017, 12:02 PM
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Only read first page because of course conservatives ITT
(Not that I'd want to live in a majority or close-to-majority muslim country myself. Would prefer an atheist country like NZ but w/e.
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Hong kong and other Asian cities look much doper imo
Bangkok
Kuala Lumpur
Singapore
Istanbul
Asia is the future
I dont know how it is to live there tho
Bangkok
Kuala Lumpur
Singapore
Istanbul
Asia is the future
I dont know how it is to live there tho
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