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post 1517373511 08-25-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By TimboSlice36⏩
Sadly my money is on your tour being over with that dik text...damn dude
HE bailed on HER last night
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post 1517373781 08-25-2017, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
HE bailed on HER last night
I'm confused, but they're still talking?
post 1517388211 08-25-2017, 04:57 PM
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He redeemed himself in a way. I'm trying to help him with advice on how to smash, but he's disregarding like I'm the 40 year old virgin.
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post 1517390771 08-25-2017, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Rogainebrah⏩
He redeemed himself in a way. I'm trying to help him with advice on how to smash, but he's disregarding like I'm the 40 year old virgin.
Rogainebrah plz - I'm already gonna see her sunday.. will report back.
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post 1517474441 08-26-2017, 02:55 PM
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second thread I read from you. Damn you're a big autist

can't believe you people get laid

lmao @ using that cringe line
lmao @ you getting mad because she didn't wanna join your **** game with your friends, so you flaked
lmao @ people saying you "redeemed" yourself with that behaviour, probably autists like you

too bad she didn't join that game. 100% would have cucked you with one of your more alfalfa friends

OP in all your actions, same in your previous thread, you basically act like a bish.

funny read this time tho
post 1517693931 08-28-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Rogainebrah plz - I'm already gonna see her sunday.. will report back.
plz respawn
post 1517693981 08-28-2017, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By stevesteve12⏩
plz respawn
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post 1517696901 08-28-2017, 03:52 PM
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show signs that you aren't' desperate...make her realize she's the desperate one

she will cave and suck you off so you can eat her out again

it's all about who the alpha is in this "relationship"
that alpha will get what he/she wants foremost

the bailing was good...now be strong and don't cave on her...she needs to suck you off before you even do ANYTHING for her...the only thing you should be doing for her is holding her hair
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post 1517698621 08-28-2017, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By tyn89⏩
ok, no pic, okay. that's all cool, alright man.
This.
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post 1517708571 08-28-2017, 05:55 PM
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Logged in just to see if op had fukd or got bored of pumpin and fell asleep with limp dink inside
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post 1517711721 08-28-2017, 06:29 PM
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This is the most cringe worthy thing I've ever read. Thank you for the entertainment, and good job taking advice from here lol.

edit: The fact that she is still responding to your awkward ass after all that means A) she's nice and B) she likes you a lot lol. Don't mess it up.
post 1517766361 08-29-2017, 08:38 AM
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We made the sexy last night misc.

And as you could have guessed - we had to get the morning after pill.

also - I finally hit 20! You don't know how good this feels.
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post 1517767181 08-29-2017, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
We made the sexy last night misc.

And as you could have guessed - we had to get the morning after pill.

also - I finally hit 20! You don't know how good this feels.
well give us the details got dam son
post 1517768201 08-29-2017, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By FrazettaSilke⏩
well give us the details got dam son
1) girl comes over
2) we go to this neighborhood bar and get moscow mules etc etc
3) then go back and chill in OP's back yard
3.5) I REGRET this one... I opened a couple bottles of my best wine from 2007. After the first one was gone I didn't care if she stayed over or not, I just wanted to drink a second bottle because the stuff was so damn good.
4) we play a game or two on my foosball table
5) she stays over and then we boink it out
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post 1517778981 08-29-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Ayyy, well there's a lot of potential opportunity in this one. If you ever find yourself in the same position again, just move on her. Use your hands, legs, thighs, ass, etc. Move up to her stomach and grab the teddies. Doubtful she will object if you are already eating. At some point you just move up north, kiss/play with teddies, and you'll be set for the rest. Also, test her resolve and see if she kisses you. Lol
OP shouldve started at the top and slowly moved down. How do you even jump straight into eating a girl out.
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post 1517779261 08-29-2017, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By ruskiMishka⏩
OP shouldve started at the top and slowly moved down. How do you even jump straight into eating a girl out.
OP Wins in the end.
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post 1517779381 08-29-2017, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
OP Wins in the end.
And yet he's still a *******.
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post 1517779611 08-29-2017, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By ruskiMishka⏩
OP shouldve started at the top and slowly moved down. How do you even jump straight into eating a girl out.
Not disagreeing, but like I saidIf you ever find yourself in the same position. Obviously starting out kissing/teddies etc is ideal.
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
OP Wins in the end.
Good Job bro. I was rooting for you all 13 pages. It got bleak looking for awhile there.
post 1517785481 08-29-2017, 11:26 AM
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yay OP got the dink wet
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gj, opie

did she ever mention the yiamsomebody text in person?
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Didn't get to go full 'circle' if you know what I mean - but I'm seeing her on Thursday and she just asked "how excited are you to kiss these lips again?"

should obviously say something cheeky right?

like... "Which set exactly?"

right?
I will add this to my list of things that never happened.
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
OP Wins in the end.
Nice, gjdm
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So we can now expect a pic, yes?
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post 1517789291 08-29-2017, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
gj, opie

did she ever mention the yiamsomebody text in person?
Yes. Had to sit there and just be like "Well, I didn't want to offend you, but I can't take anything back that's been said".
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pics of foosball table???
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Yes. Had to sit there and just be like "Well, I didn't want to offend you, but I can't take anything back that's been said".
fkn lol

was she any good at fukking? is she keen to keep going? would you GF her up? what are you gonna name the child?
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Good work OP. glad u got dem cheeks
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