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Thread: Cashier tried being cheeky to me when i was buying lotion today.

post 1519381081 09-14-2017, 08:07 AM
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Man that is one punchable face.

I mean really.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1519381271 09-14-2017, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Including the lotion wearing twink

Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Man that is one punchable face.

I mean really.
Go for it you *******.
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post 1519381411 09-14-2017, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
Including OP.
post 1519381541 09-14-2017, 08:13 AM
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fist yourself
post 1519381601 09-14-2017, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By jason_bh⏩
Including OP.
Don't bash it till you haven't tried it
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post 1519381721 09-14-2017, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
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You're not rustling me with that fatcep brah lmao
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post 1519381801 09-14-2017, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
You're not rustling me with that fatcep brah lmao
It's got nothing on your fivehead that's for sure.
fist yourself
post 1519381981 09-14-2017, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Go for it you *******.
I would but you look like such a cocksucker I'd probably be accused of a hate crime
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1519381991 09-14-2017, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
It's got nothing on your fivehead that's for sure.
its so shiny
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post 1519382091 09-14-2017, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I would but you look like such a cocksucker I'd probably be accused of a hate crime
Your fishing rod wont help you here brah
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post 1519382531 09-14-2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
its so shiny
Cue Balls usually are.
fist yourself
post 1519382791 09-14-2017, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Cue Balls usually are.
Especially when quaffed with some cherry scented homoisturiser instead of WD40 like any normal human being.
If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best - Adolf Hitler
post 1519382921 09-14-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
Especially when quaffed with some cherry scented homoisturiser instead of WD40 like any normal human being.
You telling me men are supposed to smell like wd40? Maybe if you were a tradie
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post 1519383091 09-14-2017, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Cue Balls usually are.
oh look the king of fatceps talking chit as usual.

lmao.
Pittsburgh

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post 1519383771 09-14-2017, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
You telling me men are supposed to smell like wd40? Maybe if you were a tradie
On that assumption what about a guy that smelled of cherry blossom? What would their line of work be?
If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best - Adolf Hitler
post 1519384081 09-14-2017, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Went to Bath and Body Works, bought 2 girl lotions (Cherry blossom HNNNNGG). When checking out she said, you know this is girls lotion right?

I reply with "I know that, it smells good."

Wore a bit to class later on, and i got complimented by a couple girls sitting near me they kept getting a whiff of the smell. Feelsgoodman
Should have just said you only use to lube as you jerk off.
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post 1519384211 09-14-2017, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
On that assumption what about a guy that smelled of cherry blossom? What would their line of work be?
Something that doesnt get you dirty
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post 1519384801 09-14-2017, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Something that doesnt get you dirty
You make them sheath their weapon first then, makes sense now. Cuts back on swillout time between clients.
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post 1519385181 09-14-2017, 08:43 AM
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Bro, your skindeservesbetter. All the lotion they sell leaves nasty grime and grease behind. The smells aren't worth it.
post 1519385251 09-14-2017, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
*pee in the shower crew*
That should be enough for an arrest warrant brah.
100% pahggot
Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
just lol @ all the *******s who are scared of what they've been told a 'man is'
u r so stunning and brave to go against the gender norms. do you enjoy rompers and tutus as well?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1519387091 09-14-2017, 09:01 AM
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My skin is as healthy as can be
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post 1519387261 09-14-2017, 09:03 AM
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cool story cherry blossom
post 1519387981 09-14-2017, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩
cool story cherry blossom
listen here bud it smells good, girls like the smell too so what's not to like
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congratulations on smelling exactly like my Chinese mom. lmfao

whatever floats your boat tho
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
congratulations on smelling exactly like my Chinese mom. lmfao

whatever floats your boat tho
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
congratulations on smelling exactly like my Chinese mom. lmfao

whatever floats your boat tho
Bet she smells good
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Bet she smells good
LMAO she smells all right. it's a little overpowering sometimes
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I would also like to know why you don't just use cologne like a regular man, but hey we're in 2017 so I guess you can do whatever the phuck you want.

With that being sad, you could've cashed in on a huge settlement brah. Should've acted all offended and asked if he just assumed your gender, asked for the manager etc etc.

*******.
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Originally Posted By DontBlowYourWOD⏩
With that being sad, you could've cashed in on a huge settlement brah. Should've acted all offended and asked if he just assumed your gender, asked for the manager etc etc.

*******.
Lmao only a true ******* would care enough

I have my colognes, its just sometimes i wanna smell different
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post 1519395021 09-14-2017, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
can someone translate?
so unaware of the beast with two backs... just think about it.
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