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post 1519585051 09-16-2017, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
When checking out she said, you know this is girls lotion right?
Your reply:

"I know but it's the only lotion that my bung hole can tolerate during anal sex"
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post 1519585251 09-16-2017, 03:48 AM
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op looks like a gayer Sheldon
I loe e.
post 1519585311 09-16-2017, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
op looks like a gayer Sheldon
Jakes on you brah, it is a good look
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post 1519585741 09-16-2017, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
True. Including op
post 1519586021 09-16-2017, 04:17 AM
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******* of the year on the misc award goes to you OP.
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post 1519586121 09-16-2017, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Jakes on you brah, it is a good look
Yup, for *******s.
I loe e.
post 1519586211 09-16-2017, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Yup, for *******s.
c o p e
Originally Posted By F9Muscle⏩
******* of the year on the misc award goes to you OP.
Location: India

Sorry for your genetics brah
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post 1519586321 09-16-2017, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
c o p e

What are up so early for on a Saturday?
I loe e.
post 1519586401 09-16-2017, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
What are up so early for on a Saturday?
No sleep in crew
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post 1519586501 09-16-2017, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
No sleep in crew
4:30 am poop crew
I loe e.
post 1519586521 09-16-2017, 04:37 AM
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This thread went exactly as expected after reading the first post. Lol.


Also, strong signature to post
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post 1519586651 09-16-2017, 04:42 AM
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Imagine you are in a prison shower with all the other prisoners and you pull that flower lotion.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1519586691 09-16-2017, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
This thread went exactly as expected after reading the first post. Lol.


Also, strong signature to post
Because *******s on here still think men should only spray aventus creed cologne to smell good
Originally Posted By TitusVI⏩
Imagine you are in a prison shower with all the other prisoners and you pull that flower lotion.
dont act like you wont get ****ed either.
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post 1519587241 09-16-2017, 05:03 AM
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Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she cums. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

Hey OPIE! You agree?
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post 1519592651 09-16-2017, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Because *******s on here still think men should only spray aventus creed cologne to smell good




dont act like you wont get ****ed either.
Here's my question. Do you think a woman wants to smell womanly smells on a guy?

Reverse the situation: Would you want your woman smelling like men's cologne? Or like a woman?
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post 1519592951 09-16-2017, 08:01 AM
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It's honestly a little silly if you think about it:

Women wear things women think smell good to seem more attractive to men.
Men wear things men think smell good to seem more attractive to women.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1519593511 09-16-2017, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩



Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
You're not rustling me with that fatcep brah lmao
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
It's got nothing on your fivehead that's for sure.
Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
its so shiny

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post 1519594221 09-16-2017, 08:24 AM
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post 1519597891 09-16-2017, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Here's my question. Do you think a woman wants to smell womanly smells on a guy?

Reverse the situation: Would you want your woman smelling like men's cologne? Or like a woman?
wouldn't care as long as it smells good
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post 1519598021 09-16-2017, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
I have 2 cologne products, rich gentleman for night and claude marsal for day

Brb throwing acurveballwith this feminine smell
Yeah im getting the hint that you dont throw straight
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post 1519598121 09-16-2017, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Yeah im getting the hint that you dont throw straight
nice one, but thats not the case
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post 1519598281 09-16-2017, 09:31 AM
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So when you use it on yourself, which I assume you do a couple of times during the day, and multiple times at night, does the smell remind you of a real woman?
post 1519600371 09-16-2017, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Ml16121⏩
So when you use it on yourself, which I assume you do a couple of times during the day, and multiple times at night, does the smell remind you of a real woman?
i only put it on once when i head out in the morning, i also have a mango smelling lotion from bodyworks.

brb smelling like fresh mangos all day. 10/10
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post 1519601151 09-16-2017, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
i only put it on once when i head out in the morning, i also have a mango smelling lotion from bodyworks.

brb smelling like fresh mangos all day. 10/10
So a fruity smell to go along with your fruity lifestyle?

Nice.
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post 1519601301 09-16-2017, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
So a fruity smell to go along with your fruity lifestyle?

Nice.
LMAO at thinking a fruity smell is bad. You're missing out brah.
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post 1519606301 09-16-2017, 11:24 AM
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OP is out here smelling like a stripper.
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