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post 1523723031 10-24-2017, 02:46 PM
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Proud of my houston brah! Keep being positive!
post 1523811611 10-25-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed
this. girls are so hot and cold that you've got no guarantee you're getting laid srs.

unless you got your text game going all throughout the week, she's going to start feeling less open to going out with you friday and all she has to do is say "oh im not feeling good" and your date is cancelled.

unless the chick is ballsdeep into you or you've known them for a long time, i'd never guarantee i'm getting laid. on tinder, where they barely know you and you're pretty much a stranger, there's a pretty big chance she flakes on you. especially since she flaked on you with her parents
She is way more into me than I am into her. Trust me, I still have this on lock. She wants to stay the night at my place on Friday
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post 1523812081 10-25-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
She is way more into me than I am into her. Trust me, I still have this on lock. She wants to stay the night at my place on Friday
I'm back, bitches!
post 1523812511 10-25-2017, 10:43 AM
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way to go HM
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post 1523812811 10-25-2017, 10:45 AM
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First misc thread like this where no one has asked for pics

the times they are a changin.
When it all comes down
There'll be nothing left to catch you but ground
It's calling your name and filling your head
With delusions of glory
post 1523812991 10-25-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By BericDondarrion
First misc thread like this where no one has asked for pics

the times they are a changin.
And risk ruining everything like they did to cody? Fuk that. Picsafterthe smashing.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1523813381 10-25-2017, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
And risk ruining everything like they did to cody? Fuk that. Picsafterthe smashing.
I'm unaware, what was that about?
When it all comes down
There'll be nothing left to catch you but ground
It's calling your name and filling your head
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post 1523814811 10-25-2017, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By BericDondarrion
I'm unaware, what was that about?
Codyzellery made a thread "Is she down to smash?" or something like that. Part of the name was visible in one pic. Shortly after, the thread was deleted and Cody makes a thread saying fuk detectives.

I'm guessing she was awared somehow and the pussy disappeared before his very eyes.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1523815881 10-25-2017, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Codyzellery made a thread "Is she down to smash?" or something like that. Part of the name was visible in one pic. Shortly after, the thread was deleted and Cody makes a thread saying fuk detectives.

I'm guessing she was awared somehow and the pussy disappeared before his very eyes.
lmao...but detectives who do **** like this should be ousted and ridiculed.
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post 1523824781 10-25-2017, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By repsDTGdaily
lmao...but detectives who do **** like this should beousted and ridiculed.perm banned for ruining the MISC
Fixed that for you

And yet there is almost no way to figure out who detectivized it. :/ Sadly
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post 1523837791 10-25-2017, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I'm guessing she was awared somehow and the pussy disappeared before his very eyes.


half assed edited pics always end badly, some other brah uploaded screenies from his FB chat once and forgot to wipe his name out, thankfully I awared him before the thread got attention
srs you kunts, edit everything out and squiggle the fuk out of the rest.
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It's calling your name and filling your head
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post 1523867991 10-25-2017, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
She is way more into me than I am into her. Trust me, I still have this on lock. She wants to stay the night at my place on Friday
Not that I doubt you, but one lesson to keep in mind is to never save pussy for tomorrow that you can get today. Pussy isn't like a stock option. It doesn't appreciate with time. Once you've smashed, it's a lot easier to smash a second time.
Originally Posted By lolXlol
did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals
Why hasn't this ******* been purged yet?
post 1524009121 10-26-2017, 11:23 PM
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u have to earn this dik.

inb4 poor performance and girl ncs houston miscer
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1524115721 10-27-2017, 10:38 PM
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updates?
post 1524115851 10-27-2017, 10:41 PM
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@HoustonMiscer we need updates now!!!




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post 1524116071 10-27-2017, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Codyzellery made a thread "Is she down to smash?" or something like that. Part of the name was visible in one pic. Shortly after, the thread was deleted and Cody makes a thread saying fuk detectives.

I'm guessing she was awared somehow and the pussy disappeared before his very eyes.
lol @ posting your personal life on the misc.
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post 1524116341 10-27-2017, 10:51 PM
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Drinking and playing 2k waiting on her to text
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post 1524117791 10-27-2017, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
gurls just wanna have fun
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post 1524117951 10-27-2017, 11:20 PM
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Fuk she cancelled on me and said tomorrow night wat do
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post 1524118141 10-27-2017, 11:23 PM
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Fuk its already 12:23 should I go out srs or should I just chill
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post 1524118191 10-27-2017, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Codyzellery made a thread "Is she down to smash?" or something like that. Part of the name was visible in one pic. Shortly after, the thread was deleted and Cody makes a thread saying fuk detectives.

I'm guessing she was awared somehow and the pussy disappeared before his very eyes.
Another miscer got misc cock blocked last night for poverty editing her phone number. Should burn detectives at the stake.
post 1524118331 10-27-2017, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
I am pretty confident that I can get it whenever I want. I didn't really have to put in that much work. Judging from the back and forth texting and our chemistry from meeting this past weekend, I feel very confident that I will be able to close the deal on Friday
wait for it...






Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
Fuk she cancelled on me and said tomorrow night wat do
post 1524118361 10-27-2017, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
Fuk she cancelled on me and said tomorrow night wat do
fuk, killed her fun with the earn it comment, ftl
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post 1524118421 10-27-2017, 11:28 PM
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I'm gonna make it fuk all u haters srs
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post 1524118431 10-27-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
Fuk its already 12:23 should I go out srs or should I just chill
go out, it's better than staying in miscing
post 1524118441 10-27-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
I'm gonna make it fuk all u haters srs
yes you will
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post 1524118541 10-27-2017, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
go out, it's better than staying in miscing
I'll go out after I finish this game of 2k lol still got like 1 hour and 30 mins
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post 1524118571 10-27-2017, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
I'm gonna make it fuk all u haters srs
Not hating brah, but you've been spewing dat there virgin confidence ever since you got your first blowjob at 28. BRB a girl finally sucked my dink, lemme tell the misc *******s how to win any woman
post 1524118601 10-27-2017, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
I'll go out after I finish this game of 2k lol still got like 1 hour and 30 mins
may as well just stay in then
post 1524118661 10-27-2017, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
I'll go out after I finish this game of 2k lol still got like 1 hour and 30 mins
that's last call? Na stay in body some nerds on 2k and madden
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