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post 1541167141 01-19-2018, 01:12 PM
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What about when you get tired of her? I'm sure after a month it won't be as fun. I guess you can find a trading partner?
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post 1541167291 01-19-2018, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By SmAshmoto
That doll on the right is poverty AF
thats the robot scientist bro... not sure if srs
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post 1541168151 01-19-2018, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By 1hardgainer
Why would they make a doll for something that's a dime a dozen that anyone can easily get IRL?
cause preferences. some guys like filet mignon, some guys like fat chicks.

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post 1541171601 01-19-2018, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Phrankoff
cause preferences. some guys like filet mignon, some guys like fat chicks.

nature, brah
lmao at that comparison.
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post 1541176841 01-19-2018, 02:29 PM
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In all seriousitinessy, these things are great to look at but would probably be awful and rather physically demanding to smash.

You have to position and move and continuously balance these human sized masses of rubber while keeping up with your own movement. Put it into an unstable position, bump it too hard and it will fall and continuously move away from you, unless you lay it down in one specific position and go at it until you have to reapply lube and go through the chit all over again.

It can't push back, adjust slightly for a better angle, make subtle muscle adjustments. You'll be yanking at the fuqing thing, sweating and cramping and trying to ignore the plastic smell and its' stiff neck and fake floaty hair swinging around as you bump it.

And then you bust and lay there tired and aching, knowing that you shouldn't relax too long because you gotta clean that thing out asap or chit will dry up and crust up inside and start to rot and start to stink. So you get up and drag that thing from your bedroom to the bathtub, your cum dripping out of it onto the floors that you are now worried your cat might lick so you curse and shove and hate your life. Meanwhile, a nosy neighbor is watching a troubled angry cursing man drag a lifeless female body toward his bathroom and calls the police.

Next day you are on a huffington post article titled 'loser plays out sick fantasies of objectifying women and it backfires spectalularly'.

No thanks jeff.
post 1541177811 01-19-2018, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By goingcia
In all seriousitinessy, these things are great to look at but would probably be awful and rather physically demanding to smash.

You have to position and move and continuously balance these human sized masses of rubber while keeping up with your own movement. Put it into an unstable position, bump it too hard and it will fall and continuously move away from you, unless you lay it down in one specific position and go at it until you have to reapply lube and go through the chit all over again.

It can't push back, adjust slightly for a better angle, make subtle muscle adjustments. You'll be yanking at the fuqing thing, sweating and cramping and trying to ignore the plastic smell and its' stiff neck and fake floaty hair swinging around as you bump it.

And then you bust and lay there tired and aching, knowing that you shouldn't relax too long because you gotta clean that thing out asap or chit will dry up and crust up inside and start to rot and start to stink. So you get up and drag that thing from your bedroom to the bathtub, your cum dripping out of it onto the floors that you are now worried your cat might lick so you curse and shove and hate your life. Meanwhile, a nosy neighbor is watching a troubled angry cursing man drag a lifeless female body toward his bathroom and calls the police.

Next day you are on a huffington post article titled 'loser plays out sick fantasies of objectifying women and it backfires spectalularly'.

No thanks jeff.
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post 1541178171 01-19-2018, 02:43 PM
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I want a vegimite sandwich (srs)
you should read this
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post 1541178441 01-19-2018, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By goingcia
In all seriousitinessy, these things are great to look at but would probably be awful and rather physically demanding to smash.

You have to position and move and continuously balance these human sized masses of rubber while keeping up with your own movement. Put it into an unstable position, bump it too hard and it will fall and continuously move away from you, unless you lay it down in one specific position and go at it until you have to reapply lube and go through the chit all over again.

It can't push back, adjust slightly for a better angle, make subtle muscle adjustments. You'll be yanking at the fuqing thing, sweating and cramping and trying to ignore the plastic smell and its' stiff neck and fake floaty hair swinging around as you bump it.

And then you bust and lay there tired and aching, knowing that you shouldn't relax too long because you gotta clean that thing out asap or chit will dry up and crust up inside and start to rot and start to stink. So you get up and drag that thing from your bedroom to the bathtub, your cum dripping out of it onto the floors that you are now worried your cat might lick so you curse and shove and hate your life. Meanwhile, a nosy neighbor is watching a troubled angry cursing man drag a lifeless female body toward his bathroom and calls the police.

Next day you are on a huffington post article titled 'loser plays out sick fantasies of objectifying women and it backfires spectalularly'.

No thanks jeff.
Had a giggle on dis one m8
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post 1541178531 01-19-2018, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Fapadrol
****s not even funny anymore.

Women better pray these dolls stay expensive.

Dead Srs.
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post 1541178981 01-19-2018, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Doll

Originally Posted By goingcia
In all seriousitinessy, these things are great to look at but would probably be awful and rather physically demanding to smash.

You have to position and move and continuously balance these human sized masses of rubber while keeping up with your own movement. Put it into an unstable position, bump it too hard and it will fall and continuously move away from you, unless you lay it down in one specific position and go at it until you have to reapply lube and go through the chit all over again.

It can't push back, adjust slightly for a better angle, make subtle muscle adjustments. You'll be yanking at the fuqing thing, sweating and cramping and trying to ignore the plastic smell and its' stiff neck and fake floaty hair swinging around as you bump it.

And then you bust and lay there tired and aching, knowing that you shouldn't relax too long because you gotta clean that thing out asap or chit will dry up and crust up inside and start to rot and start to stink. So you get up and drag that thing from your bedroom to the bathtub, your cum dripping out of it onto the floors that you are now worried your cat might lick so you curse and shove and hate your life. Meanwhile, a nosy neighbor is watching a troubled angry cursing man drag a lifeless female body toward his bathroom and calls the police.

Next day you are on a huffington post article titled 'loser plays out sick fantasies of objectifying women and it backfires spectalularly'.

No thanks jeff.
bish u just got wreckt
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
post 1541179431 01-19-2018, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Griggz
I don't care how many girls I smash and it's a decent amount believe me...



There is no time in any reality that I wouldn't ram my dick into that. 100% srs.
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post 1541179821 01-19-2018, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck
Women better pray these dolls stay expensive.

Dead Srs.
Just found another pic of said model, but dont fancy another ban, so blurred chest.



Honestly, FA's in the 90's had tapes of movies in **** resolution; FA's now have human dolls.
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post 1541179841 01-19-2018, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper
I don't care how many girls I smash and it's a decent amount believe me...



There is no time in any reality that I wouldn't ram my dick into that. 100% srs.
lulz

It is a piece of plastic.
post 1541179991 01-19-2018, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust
lulz

It is a piece of plastic.
That'd I'd ram my dick in.
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post 1541180061 01-19-2018, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Fapadrol
Just found another pic of said model, but dont fancy another ban, so blurred chest.



Honestly, FA's in the 90's had tapes of movies in **** resolution; FA's now have human dolls.
Blurred plastic nipples -- lol. Is this life for real?
Take it easy Christian
post 1541180131 01-19-2018, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By goingcia
In all seriousitinessy, these things are great to look at but would probably be awful and rather physically demanding to smash.

You have to position and move and continuously balance these human sized masses of rubber while keeping up with your own movement. Put it into an unstable position, bump it too hard and it will fall and continuously move away from you, unless you lay it down in one specific position and go at it until you have to reapply lube and go through the chit all over again.

It can't push back, adjust slightly for a better angle, make subtle muscle adjustments. You'll be yanking at the fuqing thing, sweating and cramping and trying to ignore the plastic smell and its' stiff neck and fake floaty hair swinging around as you bump it.

And then you bust and lay there tired and aching, knowing that you shouldn't relax too long because you gotta clean that thing out asap or chit will dry up and crust up inside and start to rot and start to stink. So you get up and drag that thing from your bedroom to the bathtub, your cum dripping out of it onto the floors that you are now worried your cat might lick so you curse and shove and hate your life. Meanwhile, a nosy neighbor is watching a troubled angry cursing man drag a lifeless female body toward his bathroom and calls the police.

Next day you are on a huffington post article titled 'loser plays out sick fantasies of objectifying women and it backfires spectalularly'.

No thanks jeff.
Replace plastic smell with fish smell and it sounds like the real thing.
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post 1541180281 01-19-2018, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR
Blurred plastic nipples -- lol. Is this life for real?
post 1541180341 01-19-2018, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR
Blurred plastic nipples -- lol. Is this life for real?
****inglol, forgive me bro but I don't want another month ban.

There I feel better now.

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post 1541180711 01-19-2018, 03:08 PM
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[QUOTE=Fapadrol post_id=1541180341]****ing[b]lol[/b], forgive me bro but I don't want another month ban.

There I feel better now.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/uW3qfzt.jpg/img][/QUOTE]Wait I'm confused now. Are THOSE dolls too???

If yes, where do I purchase one.. for science??
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post 1541181311 01-19-2018, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer
Wait I'm confused now. Are THOSE dolls too???

If yes, where do I purchase one.. for science??
Nono those two girls are real, I had to post real ass to retain my sanity.
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post 1541181711 01-19-2018, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Fapadrol
Nono those two girls are real, I had to post real ass to retain my sanity.
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post 1541185181 01-19-2018, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro
probably cant link to the sites because they're basically porn sites.

I also did some research for a fr...friend, and these dolls are pretty damn expensive. Usually anywhere between $5k-$10k. They're pretty damn heavy too, between 75-110lbs so it feels like the weight of a real woman. Also, all the holes are replaceable with a variety of different textured um.....pieces.

......This knowledge is of course purely academic.....
Can confirm. I went to go buy a friend a sex doll once for his birthday. Was surprised that the "20lbs of pussy" cost $350.00.

Was a big learning experience.
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post 1541185251 01-19-2018, 03:55 PM
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Googled it and damn I'm impressed. Give me another year in the crypto game and I'll get one. Might need to make an ICO for this chit lol couple it with a supercomputer crypto project for the AI lol

Marketcap would eclipse bitcoins in a day lmao
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Originally Posted By Fapadrol
****inglol, forgive me bro but I don't want another month ban.

There I feel better now.

wait a sec, are these dolls here or real women ? ^^^^
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Doesn't really matter how expensive they are. One of my Uncle's not only had to do the child support deal but also has to give my Aunt half his retirement check for the rest of his life. No thanks Jeff!
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Originally Posted By BigNik78
Doesn't really matter how expensive they are. One of my Uncle's not only had to do the child support deal but also has to give my Aunt half his retirement check for the rest of his life. No thanks Jeff!
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
wait a sec, are these dolls here or real women ? ^^^^
tfw these insta hoes r so fake you can't honeslty tell the difference anymore.
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Originally Posted By Phrankoff
was talking to my m8s about going in on one together. SRS. is it gross? initially yea the idea is gross.

But our idea is agreeing on one of the bodies and then....

1.)we would all buy our own vagina, asshoIe, mouth pieces. these would stay with us, not shared with the others.

2.)the rest of the care of the body will be on the honor system. leave her cleaner than when you got her. srs.

3.)if you break any part, you have to pay for said part. if anyone besides you breaks her during your week, you are responsible

4.)we will switch off weekly on Sunday nights.

5.)schedules are negotiable and flexible if both parties agree. example: one guy has to go out of town for a week. the other guy can keep her for 2weeks straight, but then loses her for 2 weeks straight. or the guy can take her on vacation + double down on the week and get her two weeks.

We added up the total cost to roughly 3 grand. Split down the middle. we entertained the idea of a third guy but that would change the schedule to an agreeable structure
why dont you just start boning each other at that point? jesus christ.
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