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05-01-2018, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By usersignup2⏩
strong conservation by killing a lion for his fk up"Marakele Predator Park was established in 2010 by Mr Hodge and his wife Chrissy after they emigrated from the UK, according to its website.
They moved to South Africa in 1999 and started alion conservation projectin 2003 on a farm 30kms from Thabazimbi.
Mike and one of his rangers were a little concerned about a smell in a compound that was upsetting one of the lions and had gone in through the gate to see what was causing it,' the friend told The Sun."
They moved to South Africa in 1999 and started alion conservation projectin 2003 on a farm 30kms from Thabazimbi.
Mike and one of his rangers were a little concerned about a smell in a compound that was upsetting one of the lions and had gone in through the gate to see what was causing it,' the friend told The Sun."
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
These are the Darwin Award candidatesim not so sure about that - some people are definitely too dumb to live... this is normal, a certain % is not supposed to make it
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You lock up the king of the jungle and treat him like a circus animal for everyone's entertainment and you are surprised when he attacks when his "owner" steps foot in HIS cage? Who was crying for the lion when he was taken from his family? Who was crying for the lion when he was treated as mere entertainment for silly humans? But now they want to cry for their stupid human when he intrudes on the lions' new home. This is no better than slavery. Leave the animals to their own habitat. This is why I hate zoo's and have never been to a zoo, srs. In senior year of highschool in Bio 2 class we had to go to a zoo. I refused and failed that project. The F was worth it. I'd rather fail that project than see these great beings we call "animals" be treated with utter disrespect and be treated as mere entertainment for such a stupid race called humans.
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05-01-2018, 09:52 AM
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I know old people aren't exactly athletic, but that really didn't look like a person running for his life.
Brb let me just casually jog away from this lion that has spotted me.
Brb let me just casually jog away from this lion that has spotted me.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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05-01-2018, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
nah...not this timeEven if theyre a complete idiot, human life should always be prioritised
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Originally Posted By Ultimarok⏩
i understand his point of view but you need to understand that the lion was never your friend. at it's deepest roots the lion is an animal and will always be that. i don't care how many good times you thought you had with the lion. it's on humans to understand thatAll the *******s chitting on LukeS1 for being right:


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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Whoa whoa whoa....logical post here, no place for that on the misc.
Originally Posted By 7rmr⏩
LOL at these holier than thou ***gots. If you want to talk logic then he entered the enclosure knowing good and well the dangers he could face. He knows the potential risk for both he and the animals he cares about. You do realize that enclosures have separate feeding areas that lock the animal away from the rest of the space, right? Imagine putting the lion into that space and inspecting what he went for the first time.Sad. So unlike speculated ITT he wasn't trying to show off and was actually trying to do something good, he was just an idiot about it.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
1. Lions do not live in the jungleYou lock up the king of the jungle and treat him like a circus animal for everyone's entertainment and you are surprised when he attacks when his "owner" steps foot in HIS cage? Who was crying for the lion when he was taken from his family? Who was crying for the lion when he was treated as mere entertainment for silly humans? But now they want to cry for their stupid human when he intrudes on the lions' new home. This is no better than slavery. Leave the animals to their own habitat. This is why I hate zoo's and have never been to a zoo, srs. In senior year of highschool in Bio 2 class we had to go to a zoo. I refused and failed that project. The F was worth it. I'd rather fail that project than see these great beings we call "animals" be treated with utter disrespect and be treated as mere entertainment for such a stupid race called humans.
2. Almost all captive lions are captive-bred for multiple generations
3. Animals are not people and do not process captivity the same way we do. Most are entirely consumed by their instinctual desire to eat and breed. That is the limit of their self actualization.
4. Big cats live twice as long in captivity as they do in the wild. Meanwhile, most of us are wagecels who will die prematurely of heart disease or cancer.
5. Looking are current trends, almost all large predators will eventually disappear from the wild. If we do not maintain diverse captive bloodlines now, we will lose them forever with no hope of repopulation.
6. People are not motivated by photos and video alone. They need to see animals in person before they will commit resources to help their cause.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Lions are the top of predator chain,the males are very territorial, so enclose one for what? The humans amusement, if he cared he'd fly him somewhere and release it..wtf you on about? He was saving the lion from what putting him in a cage? IdiotFor the record, lions are famously tame around people they know (they are pack animals). As far as big cats go, lions (along with cheetahs) are considered the safest and most predictable. He had probably been in that enclosure hundreds of times without issue. There are thousands of lions who receive daily human interaction and have never hurt anyone. He took a risk and that lion paid the ultimate price, but clearly he's not some yahoo off the street who jumped in there.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
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05-01-2018, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Achilles1994⏩
he already got neggedthis^
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Title of article legit says he’s the park owner. I don’t see why he shouldn’t have gotten into the enclosure.
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Lmao, quality.I'll do negged next. Gold for an "IN" gif though


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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Very well said.For the record, lions are famously tame around people they know (they are pack animals). As far as big cats go, lions (along with cheetahs) are considered the safest and most predictable. He had probably been in that enclosure hundreds of times without issue. There are thousands of lions who receive daily human interaction and have never hurt anyone. He took a risk and that lion paid the ultimate price, but clearly he's not some yahoo off the street who jumped in there.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
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05-01-2018, 10:33 AM
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Brainless mother fukers ITT I swear, can't fuking read and prone to knee jerk reaction. I swear you *******s are worse than women.
First of all, the old guy is the owner of the animal conservation project. Also the place is open to public and patrons stay overnight in tents.
Secondly, the article stated the old guy went in to investigate a smell that was irritating the lion, hence the first guy trying to distract the lion. Of course they can use tranquilizers but you idiots don't realize you can't just up and shoot an animal with tranquilizers whenever you please. There s the issue of drug resistance due to repeated use, and tranquilizers don't work immediately, and right after being shot with a dart the lion might react very aggressive and seeing how low the enclosure is, he could jump over that in a heartbeat and the result will be disastrous. It's likely they're trying to keep the lion calm and not freak it out. There is also the matter of right dosage of tranquilizers or you risk overdosing the animal which might lead to death.
Yeah the guy shouldn't have been fuking around with apex predators but note that hed been around them for years, and big cats are in fact quite calm around people they know, and the stupidity of his action is no bigger than a bunch of FA retards putting chemicals in their ass cheeks trying to look big. It's stupid, but saying the guy deserves to die makes you an anus puckering bitch who likes to say heavy handed things to pretend you have an actual personality. The fuk outta here with that shyt.
I was dissing the old guy too when I first saw the vid on ******** without any context, but seeing as we are now provided with the proper context and information to understand the situation fully and still calling for the guy's death is retarded. He probably does more for those animals than you idiots ever will.
First of all, the old guy is the owner of the animal conservation project. Also the place is open to public and patrons stay overnight in tents.
Secondly, the article stated the old guy went in to investigate a smell that was irritating the lion, hence the first guy trying to distract the lion. Of course they can use tranquilizers but you idiots don't realize you can't just up and shoot an animal with tranquilizers whenever you please. There s the issue of drug resistance due to repeated use, and tranquilizers don't work immediately, and right after being shot with a dart the lion might react very aggressive and seeing how low the enclosure is, he could jump over that in a heartbeat and the result will be disastrous. It's likely they're trying to keep the lion calm and not freak it out. There is also the matter of right dosage of tranquilizers or you risk overdosing the animal which might lead to death.
Yeah the guy shouldn't have been fuking around with apex predators but note that hed been around them for years, and big cats are in fact quite calm around people they know, and the stupidity of his action is no bigger than a bunch of FA retards putting chemicals in their ass cheeks trying to look big. It's stupid, but saying the guy deserves to die makes you an anus puckering bitch who likes to say heavy handed things to pretend you have an actual personality. The fuk outta here with that shyt.
I was dissing the old guy too when I first saw the vid on ******** without any context, but seeing as we are now provided with the proper context and information to understand the situation fully and still calling for the guy's death is retarded. He probably does more for those animals than you idiots ever will.
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Wood mog that lion and make it by biotch
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05-01-2018, 10:54 AM
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I lol'd hard thinking of it and just as hard seeing it in action, bookmarked.Lol, this is the last one I'm doing for this thread. Sorry about your bandwidth


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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
You're right for the most part, and in this situation you are rightEven if theyre a complete idiot, human life should always be prioritised
Don't know why people are hating on your comment
By their logic, a woman dressed casually or gay man visiting an extreme Islamic country deserve to be stoned to death... according to their logic, the person was too dumb to visit such a country. And they're right that such a person would be making a mistake to visit such a country, BUT... that person does not deserve to be stoned to death
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I can think of cases where it's right to not defend a human over an animal, but this case is not one of them. It's scary to think how some other humans think
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny⏩
Yeah let's take a captive born lion who's only ever been fed by humans and turn him loose in the wild. Did you even think about that before hitting the post button?if he cared he'd fly him somewhere and release it..wtf you on about?
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Besides the old fukker being stupid as hell, the most annoying thing in this video is probably the female crying and screaming.
Never bring a woman into a tensed situation the noises they produce have the ability to make men snap in no time.
Never bring a woman into a tensed situation the noises they produce have the ability to make men snap in no time.
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So some old retard wanders into a LION enclosure and these *******s are screaming and crying like they couldn't see this happening.
Everyone in the video is a retard, except the lion.
Everyone in the video is a retard, except the lion.
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Looks like a suicide by LEO, African version.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
For the record, lions are famously tame around people they know (they are pack animals). As far as big cats go, lions (along with cheetahs) are considered the safest and most predictable. He had probably been in that enclosure hundreds of times without issue. There are thousands of lions who receive daily human interaction and have never hurt anyone. He took a risk and that lion paid the ultimate price, but clearly he's not some yahoo off the street who jumped in there.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
This guy made these animals his life so he obviously cares a great deal about them. He will be haunted by this incident for the rest of his days. Chill out with the insults and wishing him death. You *******s sound like a bunch of bloodthirsty redditors, unable to grasp nuance.
Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Whoa whoa whoa....logical post here, no place for that on the misc.
Originally Posted By usersignup2⏩
lmao @ how 3.5% of miscers actually read the article and didn't just get angry and jump to conclusions..."Marakele Predator Park was established in 2010 by Mr Hodge and his wife Chrissy after they emigrated from the UK, according to its website.
They moved to South Africa in 1999 and started a lion conservation project in 2003 on a farm 30kms from Thabazimbi.
Mike and one of his rangers were a little concerned about a smell in a compound that was upsetting one of the lions and had gone in through the gate to see what was causing it,' the friend told The Sun."
They moved to South Africa in 1999 and started a lion conservation project in 2003 on a farm 30kms from Thabazimbi.
Mike and one of his rangers were a little concerned about a smell in a compound that was upsetting one of the lions and had gone in through the gate to see what was causing it,' the friend told The Sun."
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