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Thread: Biggest copes for not having a good body?

post 1552850391 06-01-2018, 11:28 AM
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"I don't give a crap" is mine.

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post 1552850571 06-01-2018, 11:30 AM
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My personal one:

"I'm under my calorie limit by 1000 calories. A couple slices of pizza wont hurt"


*Orders entire XL Pizza
post 1552851391 06-01-2018, 11:43 AM
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Mine is that I'm happy being 13-14% body fat, eating mostly how I want, training hard, and being pretty damn strong. By standards outside of the fitness/BBing community, I don't look half bad. Fitness/BBing standards, I'm fat and should be 10% bf or below where I'm usually hungry and not as strong or performing as well.
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post 1552851661 06-01-2018, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
This is a big one.

-A bench over 315 is unattainable if you are natural.
-Same goes for arms over 16 inches.
-Same goes for lifting 6 days a week.
-Same goes for being jacked over 40.
People seriously say this..? Srs question is srs.
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1552851851 06-01-2018, 11:50 AM
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Few weeks ago my personal cope was dating makes it hard to stick to my diet and gym regularly. I’m in the process of kicking my butt into the gym again before there’s no butt left to kick.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1552852101 06-01-2018, 11:53 AM
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I can respect anyone that maintains some level of an active lifestyle. Doesn't necessarily need to be the gym or a traditional exercise program.

What I can't relate to is people who just let themselves go to pot without putting in any effort what so ever.
post 1552853401 06-01-2018, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Few weeks ago my personal cope was dating makes it hard to stick to my diet and gym regularly. I’m in the process of kicking my butt into the gym again before there’s no butt left to kick.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1552853951 06-01-2018, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Women also use the “hormone” excuse
Yeah I love women

With them excuses truly are like ass holes they’ve all got one hnnnnnng

I hope by dating she didn’t mean “slooting around” Or else
post 1552854721 06-01-2018, 12:40 PM
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having a good face and getting poon throughout your youth is a good one
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post 1552855001 06-01-2018, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
-don’t have enough time/ too busy
This is my favourite. The typical "I don't wanna have too bulky and big muscles like bodybuilders so I don't lift" is also a good one.
post 1552855871 06-01-2018, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
It's not just kind of subjective...it's 100% subjective. My girl loves my physique and other girls don't...
My wife isn't a big fan of my physique but I get loads of attention from dudes

lmao
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post 1552856211 06-01-2018, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
My wife isn't a big fan of my physique but I get loads of attention from dudes

lmao
LOL

I know the feel, I've lost count of how many random old men, drunks, and vagrants have flexed at me in public and made obnoxious or hilarious comments.
post 1552856401 06-01-2018, 01:03 PM
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Person I know current excuse is "Thyroid issue".

She has no clue if it is, but shes not losing weight and according to her she is dieting and exercising. So it must be something else.


I've seen her ****ing meal prep, she is probably right at the line of being at a deficit... Issue is she ****ing puts BBQ sauce and other condiments all over her ****ing ****. So yeah you may have been at a deficit when you prepped your food, but now you're eating it and adding **** and not at a deficit. Her exercise is lifting, because she doesn't like cardio. Okay great, then fix your ****ing diet.
post 1552856511 06-01-2018, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By allianc3⏩
LOL

I know the feel, I've lost count of how many random old men, drunks, and vagrants have flexed at me in public and made obnoxious or hilarious comments.
I can totally relate, It's hysterical when they grope your balls as a joke.
post 1552857081 06-01-2018, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Too many girls nowadays are just ok with being 30-40 pounds overweight, which just isn’t cool
this so much

and they all expect us to take it... FUK that brah
post 1552857271 06-01-2018, 01:14 PM
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Feel bad for the 0.01% of people who indeed don't have enough time, ****ty genetics or whatever.
I've literally never heard anyone use those excuses legitimately though.
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post 1552857521 06-01-2018, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
"I still get laid without lifting"

Yeah by desperate 3's and 4's
Yo real talk tho I do get hotter broads ever since I've lost some size
We're all gonna make it crew

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post 1552857561 06-01-2018, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By DASBUNKER⏩
I can totally relate, It's hysterical when they grope your balls as a joke.
The ultimate admiration.
post 1552857781 06-01-2018, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Well stop lauding “thicc” as a thing
Yeah hoping " thigh gap" will make a huge comeback soon
We're all gonna make it crew

just decide on what you ACTUALLY want and then make it happen. thats it. ignore the rest and put in the work and one day you'll find your happy - vampirelol

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post 1552857991 06-01-2018, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Few weeks ago my personal cope was dating makes it hard to stick to my diet and gym regularly. I’m in the process of kicking my butt into the gym again before there’s no butt left to kick.
That's a legit excuse. I remember lining up dates back in the day. They all involved some sort of food or alcohol. I was having to do a lot of cardio in those days.
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post 1552858401 06-01-2018, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
There’s something else now ..can’t remember what but recall laughing at it

Brb
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post 1552858471 06-01-2018, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Well stop lauding “thicc” as a thing
the results are in and the following has been detected: low test
- Rep "super stupid jeans" pics on sight
post 1552858631 06-01-2018, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Well stop lauding “thicc” as a thing
fukk that I want thiccc. My test is at an all time high right now
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post 1552858721 06-01-2018, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Then you should be happy at the 30-40lbs ..cos at least it’s natty
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post 1552859371 06-01-2018, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Well stop lauding “thicc” as a thing
I retired from whaling a long time ago
post 1552859681 06-01-2018, 01:48 PM
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#1 I have kids

Oh and

I tried before for three months
post 1552859771 06-01-2018, 01:49 PM
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#1 Time/Kids

I get that you may not have the time/energy to go to the gym if you have newborn children. However that isn't an excuse to eat total crap and put on tons of weight.

You can still eat healthy.
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post 1552860401 06-01-2018, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
There’s something else now ..can’t remember what but recall laughing at it

Brb

Edit: toblerone tunnel ..ayyy lmao ..can you fit a chocolate bar through?
Rabbit I'm not googling that
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post 1552860941 06-01-2018, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
My wife isn't a big fan of my physique but I get loads of attention from dudes

lmao
Hilarious. Mine does say, “that dude was just checking you out.”
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post 1552860991 06-01-2018, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Trust me bby

Spoiler!
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We're all gonna make it crew

just decide on what you ACTUALLY want and then make it happen. thats it. ignore the rest and put in the work and one day you'll find your happy - vampirelol

You win or you learn

B: 275 D: 415 S: 315 = 1005 (11/2015)
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