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post 1559417311 08-22-2018, 12:09 PM
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haha
post 1559418001 08-22-2018, 12:16 PM
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Good thread = messaging trannies on a tinder?
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post 1559418201 08-22-2018, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson
Nice job on McKenna. Flair was a fine touch.

This Stacey though... she looks cute and she’s all kinds of nasty. I’d seriously go for the smash on this one if I were you bro.


How many Tinder matches do you get!? Damn, I’ve only gotten a prostitute and an accidental right swipe before.
20-40 a day. I have tinder gold

Still waiting on messages to send to potentials.

Also just matched a tranny(had transgender in bio), he was a 9/10 tranny misc standards. Asked him if he was pre-op or post-op and he unmatched with me. Guess you can't ask tranny's about their dicks without offending them.
post 1559419031 08-22-2018, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
20-40 a day. I have tinder gold

Still waiting on messages to send to potentials.

Also just matched a tranny(had transgender in bio), he was a 9/10 tranny misc standards. Asked him if he was pre-op or post-op and he unmatched with me. Guess you can't ask tranny's about their dicks without offending them.
That's why I'm not getting many matches, they make you pay to be able to get matches, if u don't pay your profile won't show up to 90% of sloots, same with bumble. gay af
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post 1559419051 08-22-2018, 12:27 PM
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Stacy FTW
post 1559419161 08-22-2018, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson
Nice job on McKenna. Flair was a fine touch.

This Stacey though... she looks cute and she’s all kinds of nasty. I’d seriously go for the smash on this one if I were you bro.


How many Tinder matches do you get!? Damn, I’ve only gotten a prostitute and an accidental right swipe before.
Stacy....actual Stacy....
post 1559419461 08-22-2018, 12:31 PM
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I hope you don't like space.

'Cause I'm about to destroy Uranus.
post 1559419561 08-22-2018, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By FreedomPenguin
dont understand this ass eating frenzie. repulsive.
you ever had your T levels checked?
post 1559419721 08-22-2018, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By SoreGunz
That's why I'm not getting many matches, they make you pay to be able to get matches, if u don't pay your profile won't show up to 90% of sloots, same with bumble. gay af
The way I look at it, tinder is cheap. I spend about 30-40$ a month on boosts/gold. Going to a bar/club for one night is 100$+ easy.

I get smashes on the cheap IMO, occassionally i'll do buffalo wildwings and some beers for a date. I try to get invited over to their place as often as possible so I can eat their snacks and drink their alchohol too, rather then share mine.

Still waiting on liners to send to stacy and the girls before her.

Also we got a new innocent looking challenger...I definitely do not match indian chicks that often, this is super rare for me. Also another intern docotor? Fuking medical sloots.

Spoiler!

Spoiler!



edit: Also one more standard chick

Spoiler!
post 1559420151 08-22-2018, 12:40 PM
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While OP may have rubbed some MISCers the wrong way in the past, this thread has serious potential.


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post 1559420361 08-22-2018, 12:42 PM
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OP there is a blog called Tinder Nightmares.

I am wondering how many of them are you.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

100% serious 50% of the time.
post 1559420511 08-22-2018, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie
OP there is a blog called Tinder Nightmares.

I am wondering how many of them are you.
I am a tinder paradise, not a nightmare. Sloots want their ass ate, I eat their ass, it's like the circle of life but closer to the circle of calories.

Maylie send pics if you want me to eat your ass too.
post 1559420611 08-22-2018, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By FreedomPenguin
dont understand this ass eating frenzie. repulsive.
People don't understand because their minds are being re-programmed by porn and it's being shown as normal in porn now, but not even 10 years ago this was unheard of in porn. Maybe gay porn or some chit like that, but not straight porn. What we have here is the frog being slowly boiled in the pot and degenerates are in control of the fire under the pot.
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post 1559420651 08-22-2018, 12:46 PM
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What's your bio op? Repped
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post 1559420761 08-22-2018, 12:47 PM
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Has McKenna answered back to your “lube and warrior spirit,” OP?

And consider asking Stacey “I dunno. Who do you think wants it more?” See if you can make her go full-blown cawk-hungry begging sloot for you haha
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post 1559420781 08-22-2018, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
I am a tinder paradise, not a nightmare. Sloots want their ass ate, I eat their ass, it's like the circle of life but closer to the circle of calories.

Maylie send pics if you want me to eat your ass too.


Tell me where you touched them. It's ok.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

100% serious 50% of the time.
post 1559421081 08-22-2018, 12:50 PM
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OP, try this one sometime on any girl you want:

“Roses are red,
My cum is thick,
If you want a taste
Just suck on this dick.”

I waive all trademarks and copyrights to this little gem for you man
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post 1559422131 08-22-2018, 01:00 PM
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Stacey's bum has got it going on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacey, can't you see? Your Ass belongs to me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm gonna sniff your thong.
post 1559422871 08-22-2018, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By bhicks3712
What's your bio op? Repped
This is my lead pic and my bio

Spoiler!
Originally Posted By HerrPeterson
Has McKenna answered back to your “lube and warrior spirit,” OP?

And consider asking Stacey “I dunno. Who do you think wants it more?” See if you can make her go full-blown cawk-hungry begging sloot for you haha
Spoiler!
Originally Posted By Maylie


Tell me where you touched them. It's ok.
You gonna send pics or not bitch, IF WE had sex and that's a big IF, you would remember our moment together with blissful resentment for the rest of your life and wonder why no one could live up to me. I would literally ruin you emotionally, any guy that came after me would have an impossible task.


Also

new girl (we already know eachother, this wont be any fun)

Spoiler!


Spoiler!
post 1559423631 08-22-2018, 01:16 PM
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post 1559423881 08-22-2018, 01:19 PM
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Update on pop rocks girl

Thought she was fake, guess not, area code checks out.



post 1559426021 08-22-2018, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
I am a tinder paradise, not a nightmare. Sloots want their ass ate, I eat their ass, it's like the circle of life but closer to the circle of calories.
and then you woke up with tapeworm
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post 1559426191 08-22-2018, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
Update on pop rocks girl

Thought she was fake, guess not, area code checks out.



Tell her she can put them in your ass if you first get to eat them from hers, as they pop with her ass juice. Let her know you mean it.
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post 1559426521 08-22-2018, 01:46 PM
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Stacey is a keeper.
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1559426571 08-22-2018, 01:47 PM
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Updates: If you want to reply to these chicks then scroll back and find them, if no one talks to them then i'll say something to keep it going.

Awika (asian that said mabye to hookdown) needs reply
Izabele spanish chick with fake teds needs reply
Alyssa needs reply
Lizet needs reply
Isabel (other spanish chick needs reply)
Indian doctor chick needs reply
WAITING on reply from asian doctor
Milli Jean needs reply
Waiting on nudes from Emarie with spoon

McKenna new reply
Spoiler!

Tina new reply
Spoiler!

Hailey new reply
Spoiler!
post 1559427621 08-22-2018, 01:56 PM
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Tell Tina- "I eat ass in any condition. With me you'll never miss pleasure because of your period. I'm not a pussy and I don't eat it. I'm a butthole."
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post 1559428291 08-22-2018, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By sirrancelot
Tell Tina- "I eat ass in any condition. With me you'll never miss pleasure because of your period. I'm not a pussy and I don't eat it. I'm a butthole."


Best I can do bro, if I go start talking about periods and chit they'll probably report me and i'll get banned.


Spoiler!
post 1559428641 08-22-2018, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
Spoiler!
"We wrestle to see who goes first. How ever long it takes to decide the victor, then IMMEDIATE analingus. No showers either. Washes the flavor away."
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post 1559428651 08-22-2018, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol


Best I can do bro, if I go start talking about periods and chit they'll probably report me and i'll get banned.


Spoiler!
I'll take it. Gjdm
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post 1559428701 08-22-2018, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003
"We wrestle to see who goes first. How ever long it takes to decide the victor, then IMMEDIATE analingus. No showers either. Washes the flavor away."
Already sent her something, waiting on reply atm.
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