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Originally Posted By Kirra⏩
Blue belt! I just got it this summer (end of June belt promotions). I have been training since January 2018, so still fairly new in the grand scheme of things.GJDL. What belt are you?
Here are some pictures from the tournament... probably no one here cares but I do, so I'm posting them. Mostly because I'm posting them in my log anyhow. I'll put videos up in another thread for the BJJ crew to analyze.
Nogi matches...
(I got the sub on this one, crucifix to RNC)


(with this one she got me in closed guard and I had to stand to break it, then passed guard)


(sadly lost to this lady in the final, though I had a kimura almost locked on her... she was just 3 points up)

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Gi matches...
This girl was up three points before I swept her and passed to north-south, then got side control, knee-on-belly, and mount.





Podium pics:


This girl was up three points before I swept her and passed to north-south, then got side control, knee-on-belly, and mount.





Podium pics:


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You're competing and you did great. Most people will never set foot on the mat, much less be in a real fight.
No gi is higher skill higher athleticism.
Having a loss is not bad. Somebody has to win and it doesn't have to necessarily be you. Hardest loss ever...pinned for 4 minutes.
But not submitted, and did learn how to escape.
Leave it all on the mat.
No gi is higher skill higher athleticism.
Having a loss is not bad. Somebody has to win and it doesn't have to necessarily be you. Hardest loss ever...pinned for 4 minutes.
But not submitted, and did learn how to escape.
Leave it all on the mat.
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Originally Posted By GreatOldOne⏩
I try to leave it all out there. The girl who took gold is a fulltime competitor and really intense... I probably could, and should, have turned it up some on her. Live and learn. Silver medal is always tough because I keep thinking "what if..." Both of my finals matches were very narrow points victories for her (2-0 in gi, 3-0 in nogi) and I felt her getting burned out physically. Sometimes it's tougher when it's SO CLOSE. I'll be thinking about those matches for awhile.You're competing and you did great. Most people will never set foot on the mat, much less be in a real fight.
No gi is higher skill higher athleticism.
Having a loss is not bad. Somebody has to win and it doesn't have to necessarily be you. Hardest loss ever...pinned for 4 minutes.
But not submitted, and did learn how to escape.
Leave it all on the mat.
No gi is higher skill higher athleticism.
Having a loss is not bad. Somebody has to win and it doesn't have to necessarily be you. Hardest loss ever...pinned for 4 minutes.
But not submitted, and did learn how to escape.
Leave it all on the mat.
Originally Posted By davidnc67⏩
No! I'm almost 32--way too old for MMA. I also value my brain too much and don't want to risk any concussions.Are you planning on competing in MMA in the future? Have you developed cauliflower ear yet? Have you had to have your ears drained yet?
I have had to drain one ear. I kind of WANT cauliflower ear because I feel it looks badass but none has developed so far since that one time. We shall see.
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11-17-2019, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
1.5 years for a blue belt is actually pretty decent. I feel like blue belt competitions are the most fun, people take it seriously, yet it's somewhat relaxed at the same time. You'd need to pretty much do BJJ full time to get to the podium from purple and on.Blue belt! I just got it this summer (end of June belt promotions). I have been training since January 2018, so still fairly new in the grand scheme of things.
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11-17-2019, 09:25 PM
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You look young af for 32
Also I dont know if this is funny or not but my ribs are hurting from laughing so much

Also I dont know if this is funny or not but my ribs are hurting from laughing so much

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Originally Posted By Kirra⏩
I agree. You couldn't pay me to accept a promotion for at least the next two years. We do have belt promotions coming up in a few weeks, and I'm hoping for a stripe, but I don't even need one of those. Blue belt is GOAT. The purple and brown belts at our gym--they are SO GOOD and legit train with Gianni Grippo and hang with the black belts... and even they can sometimes lose first round at competitions like this one. It's another level.1.5 years for a blue belt is actually pretty decent. I feel like blue belt competitions are the most fun, people take it seriously, yet it's somewhat relaxed at the same time. You'd need to pretty much do BJJ full time to get to the podium from purple and on.
Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Haha you aren't the first to make a joke about that position (it's called north-south).You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
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11-17-2019, 09:42 PM
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Isn't 'queer' the politically correct word now instead of 'lesbian'? Or not really?
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11-17-2019, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Queer is totally fine but lesbian is slightly more descriptive. Queer is an umbrella term that can also mean attraction to men and nonbinary people and I'm pretty firmly on the "attracted to women" side. Not that I'd rule out all nonbinary people, I suppose.Isn't 'queer' the politically correct word now instead of 'lesbian'? Or not really?
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Congratulations, 69ing is a good time.I agree. You couldn't pay me to accept a promotion for at least the next two years. We do have belt promotions coming up in a few weeks, and I'm hoping for a stripe, but I don't even need one of those. Blue belt is GOAT. The purple and brown belts at our gym--they are SO GOOD and legit train with Gianni Grippo and hang with the black belts... and even they can sometimes lose first round at competitions like this one. It's another level.
Haha you aren't the first to make a joke about that position (it's called north-south).
You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
Haha you aren't the first to make a joke about that position (it's called north-south).
You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
You are the guy, btw. Which is fine. (^^^wizarded)
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Meh, the 69 is probably the most overrated position there is. Can't really enjoy the blowjob cos I'm focusing on eating the girl out, and can't really properly eat the girl out cos I'm being distracted by her giving me a blowjob.You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Tell her I said, you're welcome. Hehehe.Haha you aren't the first to make a joke about that position (it's called north-south).
You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
You will be pleased to know that this thread has inspired my girlfriend and I to try 69'ing. We took your queries as a challenge because that's just how we are.
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Originally Posted By Kirra⏩
Frankly that's exactly why we were so "meh" on it, but I'll tell you how it goes when we do try it. Sadly the girlfriend is sick right now so we haven't yet. She even had to skip her krav maga testing (they test for new "levels" like BJJ has belts).Meh, the 69 is probably the most overrated position there is. Can't really enjoy the blowjob cos I'm focusing on eating the girl out, and can't really properly eat the girl out cos I'm being distracted by her giving me a blowjob.
You guys can say I'm the "butch" but really, you're seeing pictures of me doing a sport wearing my BJJ getup. In normal clothes I look reasonably feminine. My girlfriend also has short hair and, as I said, is very muscular, so I think we're both in some gray area.
Asking lesbians which one is the guy is like looking at chopsticks and asking which one is the fork. We don't fit into the binary like that.
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Nice double wrist lock in that one pic.
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11-17-2019, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
your gf is a fitgirl with a pixie cut. you're the butch. srs.Frankly that's exactly why we were so "meh" on it, but I'll tell you how it goes when we do try it. Sadly the girlfriend is sick right now so we haven't yet. She even had to skip her krav maga testing (they test for new "levels" like BJJ has belts).
You guys can say I'm the "butch" but really, you're seeing pictures of me doing a sport wearing my BJJ getup. In normal clothes I look reasonably feminine. My girlfriend also has short hair and, as I said, is very muscular, so I think we're both in some gray area.
Asking lesbians which one is the guy is like looking at chopsticks and asking which one is the fork. We don't fit into the binary like that.
You guys can say I'm the "butch" but really, you're seeing pictures of me doing a sport wearing my BJJ getup. In normal clothes I look reasonably feminine. My girlfriend also has short hair and, as I said, is very muscular, so I think we're both in some gray area.
Asking lesbians which one is the guy is like looking at chopsticks and asking which one is the fork. We don't fit into the binary like that.
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers⏩
You mean the kimura? (google it)Nice double wrist lock in that one pic.
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LMAO OK if you say soyour gf is a fitgirl with a pixie cut. you're the butch. srs.
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Tempted to neg for:You mean the kimura? (google it)
LMAO OK if you say so
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LMAO OK if you say so
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What are your thoughts on competing against Male to Female transgenders?
what's the general sentiment within the sport?
could you beat Heather 'the macho ma'am' Swanson pictured below:

what's the general sentiment within the sport?
could you beat Heather 'the macho ma'am' Swanson pictured below:

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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Double wrist lock is the real name for a kimura.You mean the kimura? (google it)
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If your gf brought home a big black, muscled up, angry, bad attitude, take no prisoners hood rat with a shaved head sporting a 12” big black strap on and said
“I want you on the end of that strapon, right now”
Would you do it?
“I want you on the end of that strapon, right now”
Would you do it?
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[QUOTE=PassiveLearner post_id=1591726431]I hope you crush your opponent tomorrow then have wonderful victory sex with your GF while the ironically homophobic twinks of the misc hate-fuk their right hands all day.[/QUOTE]Thanks mate, I crushed most of them, though sadly the victory sex must wait until the girlfriend is over her cold.
Sorry I missed some questions. Too hyped from tournament. OK.
[QUOTE=aleeboy post_id=1591726371]Do you scissor?
Do you like scissoring?
Dildo vs finger blasting for pleasure?
Do you eat pussy? I personally hate it.
Ever reject a girl due to her having angus hairs?[/QUOTE]You got all huffy about me skipping your (honestly idiotic) questions, but I've answered most of them: scissoring isn't a thing, finger blasting, obviously I eat pussy and I'm sorry you hate it--I hope you're still willing to reciprocate oral sex on women who blow you bro or you won't keep girlfriends for long, why would I reject a woman for having hair, that's stupid. We all have hair. We are mammals.
[QUOTE=sqal post_id=1591729921]What/who inspired you to try to be a comedian?
Who's your favorite comedian?
Do you hate men because they're funnier than women?[/QUOTE]I went to a comedy club, saw the comic onstage making unfunny jokes, and thought: that looks fun and I think I could do a better job than this person. It's hard to choose a favorite comedian. I never understood having a "favorite" actor/comedian/writer etc. just because there are too many options, and I feel ranking them is unnecessary.
I don't hate men at all! Why would I hate a person just because of their gender? That's dumb. I also think it's dumb to try to pit male comics against female comics. Grow up--it's not kindergarten. There's room in comedy for all types of people and all styles of comedy. For me, I'm more likely to be offended by the older comics who make jokes that are based on outdated ideas, like the whole "ha ha I hate my wife, ha ha my husband never listens to me" thing. I just don't find that funny. It's old and tired as material. I also don't like the sitcom husband trope where a husband is hopelessly bumbling, ugly, and idiotic. It's not particularly kind to men, if you think about it. I think John Mulaney has a good bit on that.
[QUOTE=lebowski951 post_id=1591807891]What are your thoughts on competing against Male to Female transgenders?
what's the general sentiment within the sport?
could you beat Heather 'the macho ma'am' Swanson pictured below:
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Hmmmmm you know, there are just so few transgender competitors that I'm not certain of the general attitude. I think that most trans women do not compete and often aren't allowed to do so, but there are one or two who have done it without people making a fuss so I'm just not sure. Honestly, trans women in sports is one of the toughest things for me to figure out, and I think that's true for a lot of people. I don't know all of the relevant research but it certainly seems like a potential advantage to me, and I tend to apply the Golden Rule to this. If I were trans, would I compete? I wouldn't--I wouldn't want even the suspicion of an advantage. That's how I try to think about it. I would still feel like I could get a lot out of training, I just wouldn't feel okay taking medals for it. I already feel guilty enough simply being stronger or bigger than my opponents, as I was for this tournament since I was at the top of the weight class.
[QUOTE=Mr.PissShivers post_id=1591807961]Double wrist lock is the real name for a kimura.[/QUOTE]See? I told you I'm still a newbie in this sport.
Man, I just rewatched my tournament videos and there are so many moves that I missed just from hesitating a split second or making one incorrect decision. Lots of adjustments to make and lots to learn.
[QUOTE=doughnutking post_id=1591808021]If your gf brought home a big black, muscled up, angry, bad attitude, take no prisoners hood rat with a shaved head sporting a 12” big black strap on and said
“I want you on the end of that strapon, right now”
Would you do it?[/QUOTE]I have no idea how to respond to this unlikely scenario. My girlfriend wouldn't be able to say those words without bursting out in laughter tbh. If we do have a threesome it'll be negotiated in advance and not involve a total stranger. Ideally it would involve a BJJ world champion black belt.
Sorry I missed some questions. Too hyped from tournament. OK.
[QUOTE=aleeboy post_id=1591726371]Do you scissor?
Do you like scissoring?
Dildo vs finger blasting for pleasure?
Do you eat pussy? I personally hate it.
Ever reject a girl due to her having angus hairs?[/QUOTE]You got all huffy about me skipping your (honestly idiotic) questions, but I've answered most of them: scissoring isn't a thing, finger blasting, obviously I eat pussy and I'm sorry you hate it--I hope you're still willing to reciprocate oral sex on women who blow you bro or you won't keep girlfriends for long, why would I reject a woman for having hair, that's stupid. We all have hair. We are mammals.
[QUOTE=sqal post_id=1591729921]What/who inspired you to try to be a comedian?
Who's your favorite comedian?
Do you hate men because they're funnier than women?[/QUOTE]I went to a comedy club, saw the comic onstage making unfunny jokes, and thought: that looks fun and I think I could do a better job than this person. It's hard to choose a favorite comedian. I never understood having a "favorite" actor/comedian/writer etc. just because there are too many options, and I feel ranking them is unnecessary.
I don't hate men at all! Why would I hate a person just because of their gender? That's dumb. I also think it's dumb to try to pit male comics against female comics. Grow up--it's not kindergarten. There's room in comedy for all types of people and all styles of comedy. For me, I'm more likely to be offended by the older comics who make jokes that are based on outdated ideas, like the whole "ha ha I hate my wife, ha ha my husband never listens to me" thing. I just don't find that funny. It's old and tired as material. I also don't like the sitcom husband trope where a husband is hopelessly bumbling, ugly, and idiotic. It's not particularly kind to men, if you think about it. I think John Mulaney has a good bit on that.
[QUOTE=lebowski951 post_id=1591807891]What are your thoughts on competing against Male to Female transgenders?
what's the general sentiment within the sport?
could you beat Heather 'the macho ma'am' Swanson pictured below:
[/img][/QUOTE]
Hmmmmm you know, there are just so few transgender competitors that I'm not certain of the general attitude. I think that most trans women do not compete and often aren't allowed to do so, but there are one or two who have done it without people making a fuss so I'm just not sure. Honestly, trans women in sports is one of the toughest things for me to figure out, and I think that's true for a lot of people. I don't know all of the relevant research but it certainly seems like a potential advantage to me, and I tend to apply the Golden Rule to this. If I were trans, would I compete? I wouldn't--I wouldn't want even the suspicion of an advantage. That's how I try to think about it. I would still feel like I could get a lot out of training, I just wouldn't feel okay taking medals for it. I already feel guilty enough simply being stronger or bigger than my opponents, as I was for this tournament since I was at the top of the weight class.
[QUOTE=Mr.PissShivers post_id=1591807961]Double wrist lock is the real name for a kimura.[/QUOTE]See? I told you I'm still a newbie in this sport.
Man, I just rewatched my tournament videos and there are so many moves that I missed just from hesitating a split second or making one incorrect decision. Lots of adjustments to make and lots to learn.
[QUOTE=doughnutking post_id=1591808021]If your gf brought home a big black, muscled up, angry, bad attitude, take no prisoners hood rat with a shaved head sporting a 12” big black strap on and said
“I want you on the end of that strapon, right now”
Would you do it?[/QUOTE]I have no idea how to respond to this unlikely scenario. My girlfriend wouldn't be able to say those words without bursting out in laughter tbh. If we do have a threesome it'll be negotiated in advance and not involve a total stranger. Ideally it would involve a BJJ world champion black belt.
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
How often do you sniff hard as fuk when in this position, you dirty perv.Gi matches...
This girl was up three points before I swept her and passed to north-south, then got side control, knee-on-belly, and mount.

This girl was up three points before I swept her and passed to north-south, then got side control, knee-on-belly, and mount.

11-18-2019, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
You're one of the most retarded posters srs. Thank fk you're bannedMaybe in your behind the times emotionally and socially underdeveloped country this is something new your people are still coming to terms with in some cuck acceptance opeing your mind from past closed mindedness type way but to us its not interesting or relevant in any way.
And no its not better its degenerate garbage tier trite concepts.
And no its not better its degenerate garbage tier trite concepts.
Decent and legitimately somewhat interesting AMA. Ignore the low IQ *******s.
11-18-2019, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
tbh when I had my head in the nogi seminfinalist's crotch trying to pass guard there was a little bit of a smell, but not of the sexy kind, unfortunately. Oh well--happens to all of us, we're sweaty af out there.How often do you sniff hard as fuk when in this position, you dirty perv.
I got a gold medal for just showing up to my weight class division in nogi. No one else was entered. So I signed up for the Absolute division, where I had many opponents. True story: I'm about to go give the just-for-showing-up medal to the laundromat that handles my laundry. I didn't earn it for anything, but they seriously help me out by always using extra soap on my sweaty gis and gear, so they deserve it. I'll keep my two silvers for the divisions I actually competed in and rest easy knowing I don't stink. Thanks Bliss Cleaners.

Originally Posted By sqal⏩
Thanks man!Now I feel bad for trying to take the piss.
Congrats on 2nd place win, will rep on recharge.
Congrats on 2nd place win, will rep on recharge.
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11-18-2019, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted By sqal⏩
This.Just wish you could've lied about the scissoring though... It's like finding out that Santa isn't real all over again. Knew it was too good to be true.
Any cunnilingus tips tho? Or am I, as assumed completely fine mirroring lesbian pussy licking gifs & just making out with the whole unit with a lotta fleshy side of the tongue action on the clit?
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