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Thread: Did my penis and I get redpilled by my girlfriend tonight?

post 1612921341 08-08-2020, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Teach the misc how to have lucid wet dreams.
Step 1. Stop watching porn

Step 2. go out, and get some pussy

Next steps will be on my new book coming out. Stay tuned
post 1612921361 08-08-2020, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Step 1. Stop watching porn

Step 2. go out, and get some pussy

Next steps will be on my new book coming out. Stay tuned
Will there be an audio version of the book? And if yes who will narrate it?
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post 1612921391 08-08-2020, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
No, but my friend told me it works. I dont wish to be longer. 5.5-5.8 girth wouldn't be bad, but im happy with 5.3
Tempted but afraid of breaking my dink
post 1612921461 08-08-2020, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Tempted but afraid of breaking my dink
Unless your dink is in a warehouse in the port of Beirut, I doubt it'll blow up.
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post 1612921501 08-08-2020, 03:31 AM
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She's lying.

It's like the perception of a female when you mention 6ft or 5ft11.

The average size penis is 2 inches smaller than her average. So unless she cock screens all her prospective fuks she is lying or just has no clue.
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post 1612921541 08-08-2020, 03:33 AM
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arent you jewish now or something?
post 1612921561 08-08-2020, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Almost copypasta worthy OP
Almost?

I am already planning on using it in a few days as soon as this thread dies down.
post 1612922111 08-08-2020, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
My penis is average at 7 inches fully erectionmaxxxed, but is just below 6 inches in girth which is my real strong point.

Just wanna bang rn
Girls just want girth.

Length is just for aesthetics.
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post 1612922921 08-08-2020, 04:28 AM
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Not only does that mean she's probably been f*cked by a lot of guys, but it was a callous thing to say considering you're together and demonstrates a strong lack of empathy. If you were dating a girl with an average pussy and she asked if she was tight, would you say "eh it's like average from my experience?" Nah, this is an autistic thing to say that would only serve to make her feel bad lol
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post 1612923061 08-08-2020, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Girls just want girth.

Length is just for aesthetics.
Who told u this and also do u pump?
post 1612923121 08-08-2020, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok⏩
Not only does that mean she's probably been f*cked by a lot of guys, but it was a callous thing to say considering you're together and demonstrates a strong lack of empathy. If you were dating a girl with an average pussy and she asked if she was tight, would you say "eh it's like average from my experience?" Nah, this is an autistic thing to say that would only serve to make her feel bad lol
Strong lack of reading comprehension. Girl asking if her vag is tight doesn’t equal her asking if it is the tightest he has ever had like OP did
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post 1612923271 08-08-2020, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted By newbuck⏩
Strong lack of reading comprehension. Girl asking if her vag is tight doesn’t equal her asking if it is the tightest he has ever had like OP did
My point still stands 100%, either way you would not give this answer unless you're socially retarded. Granted it was a dumb question for OP to ask
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post 1612923481 08-08-2020, 04:48 AM
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In on another dick thread
post 1612923501 08-08-2020, 04:49 AM
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post 1612923511 08-08-2020, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok⏩
My point still stands 100%, either way you would not give this answer unless you're socially retarded. Granted it was a dumb question for OP to ask
Why r u thinking she’s in the wrong? His own stupid fault for setting him self up to be wrecked. If he’s self conscious about his knob size to begin with, the worst thing to do is to ask her if your dick is the biggest she’s had.

He was so certain she would be his “yes” woman but it blew up in his face. U can say she lacks empathy all u want, but he lacked foresight to see how horribly wrong that could have played out for him, which it did. Don’t ask don’t tell.

If a chick asked me the equivalence to what OP asked his gf, I’d say “no comment” or “I don’t want to think about that stuff”. Cause I know she’s looking for A. Me to massage her ego and say she’s the best or B. Some material to start drama over. It’s a lose-lose situation. OP created a lose-lose situation for him self and is reaping the rewards.
post 1612923551 08-08-2020, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Why r u thinking she’s in the wrong?His own stupid fault for setting him self up to be wrecked. If he’s self conscious about his knob size to begin with, the worst thing to do is to ask her if your dick is the biggest she’s had.

He was so certain she would be his “yes” woman but it blew up in his face. U can say she lacks empathy all u want, but he lacked foresight to see how horribly wrong that could have played out for him, which it did. Don’t ask don’t tell.

If a chick asked me the equivalence to what OP asked his gf, I’d say “no comment” or “I don’t want to think about that stuff”. Cause I know she’s looking for A. Me to massage her ego and say she’s the best or B. Some material to start drama over. It’s a lose-lose situation. OP created a lose-lose situation for him self and is reaping the rewards.
Yes, I already agreed with this, the two are not mutually exclusive. Not going to answer your questions because I already explained my reasoning. Would also say "I don't wanna think about other girls" or something tho crew
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post 1612923961 08-08-2020, 05:05 AM
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Unless she's a carpenter or engineer she has no idea what an inch is. She just knows 3 guys said they were 9" and you said 7.5. It's best not to say anything and just do the work.

If she tells you she's a d cup and your ex was a c cup, you'd think one was bigger than the other, but who's measuring?
post 1612924391 08-08-2020, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Who told u this and also do u pump?
Ask any sloot who has little/no filter and she will confirm it.

A sloot will take a 6x6 cock over a 8x5 cock anyday of the week.
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post 1612924591 08-08-2020, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Ask any sloot who has little/no filter and she will confirm it.

A sloot will take a 6x6 cock over a 8x5 cock anyday of the week.
Ok thanks, but do u pump? Tempted to after learning this info, but never had complaints in that department
post 1612925051 08-08-2020, 05:41 AM
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Mate.. I don’t wanna be mean but the issue you have is GIRTH... no homo but you’re gonna need MINIMUM 5” girth to make a girl remember your name
Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I was definitely blessed with length and not girth, but it's certainly not a .75" spaghetti noodle. It's almost 4" around with a cloth tape. Between 3.5" and 4" depending on where u measure it.
post 1612925181 08-08-2020, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I have what I consider to be a relatively large penis...maybe not by misc standards, but at least compared to normal non-10k a day bros.

So...blah, blah, blah...my gf and I decided to measure my junk tonight...which I was happy to do with her...all proud and whatnot.

Anyway...7.5" while she's giving me head (pretty sure I could've gotten another 1/4 inch if I was by myself, tbh, but whatever).

So...later we're in the kitchen and I bring up how we measured my junk earlier and how it was probably the biggest she's ever had, but she replied that I was actually somewhere in the middle.

Somewhere in the middle?

I just laughed it off, as we usually don't delve into each other's sexual past, but I have to admit it stung just a bit as most girls usually comment on it being the biggest.

Cliffs:

- OP claims to have bigger than average penor
- OP's gf claims to apparently have smashed proudmanlet prior to dating OP
- OP on suicide watch
Don't worry op, this doctor can help


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post 1612925411 08-08-2020, 05:55 AM
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The moment she decided to measure your penis you lost.

Measure/weigh her tits or ask how loose her poosy is and see her reaction lol
post 1612925471 08-08-2020, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By xEvo3⏩
Ok thanks, but do u pump? Tempted to after learning this info, but never had complaints in that department
Nah I've never cock pumped. Would be definitely interested to try it though. Never really gone down that rabbit hole researching it.
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post 1612926001 08-08-2020, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted By scooterbrah⏩
lol OP packing 7.5" micro penis. your life is over
Okay y'all, 5 inches is the average size.
post 1612926181 08-08-2020, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok⏩
My point still stands 100%, either way you would not give this answer unless you're socially retarded. Granted it was a dumb question for OP to ask
Wut? How can you have a relationship with someone without long, detailed fireside chats about every aspect of the penis? She simply doesn't love him or she thinks that dicks longer than OP's are not aesthetic. If the latter, she worded it very wrong and was unacceptably insensitive.
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
She's lying.

It's like the perception of a female when you mention 6ft or 5ft11.

The average size penis is 2 inches smaller than her average. So unless she cock screens all her prospective fuks she is lying or just has no clue.
The average penis size is not 5 inches brah. That myth has been repeatedly exposed on this website. Average size in AMERICA is 6.5 to 7.5 inches. Anything lower than that and you got a small cawk. Dead srs. It's hard to believe people are walking around with 5 inch noodles between their legs. I'm 7 inches and my girlfriend says I'm her biggest and the biggest before me was 5inches. You best believe she's probably full off chit.
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
I know my GF has has much bigger than what I can bring to the bedroom, but just as well, I've had tighter and girls with bigger/nicer teddies. I'm not with them. Fact is OP, if you can't get it done with 7.5" (although probably realistically in the 6" range) you wouldn't be getting it done with 9".
Most woman dont care as long as you're not too small or too big.
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post 1612927201 08-08-2020, 06:43 AM
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sorry bout that brah
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