Thread: JFL if you change your own oil
06-02-2021, 05:47 PM
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Crawled under op's car and took a pic of his drain plug for the misc.
op doesn't realize the oil techs been tightening his drain plug to 2500 ft/lbs with an impact

op doesn't realize the oil techs been tightening his drain plug to 2500 ft/lbs with an impact

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Originally Posted By swoleyo⏩
lmaoooooo looks about rightCrawled under op's car and took a pic of his drain plug for the misc.
op doesn't realize the oil techs been tightening his drain plug to 2500 ft/lbs with an impact

op doesn't realize the oil techs been tightening his drain plug to 2500 ft/lbs with an impact

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06-02-2021, 07:09 PM
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When I change my oil, I let it drip for about 30 minutes to get the old oil out. I dunno how Walmart can get all the old oil out and do their 2000 point inspection in 10 minutes.
Also when I change my oil, I put on a proper filter, not those 10 cent ones Walmart uses. And I know it's done properly and not under/over filled by someone who doesn't care. Who knows what quality oil they use either.
Also when I change my oil, I put on a proper filter, not those 10 cent ones Walmart uses. And I know it's done properly and not under/over filled by someone who doesn't care. Who knows what quality oil they use either.
Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
How is that possible? The oil would be spraying everywhere as soon as you turn the car on.Disagree. I always use synthetic, so saves $60 and I'm way faster than taking it somewhere waiting for them to do it. And they never let all the old oil out. Just most of it.Started doing my own when a shop forgot to put an oil filter back on.I got about a mile before the car stopped.
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Originally Posted By Slie⏩
He probably can't see under the car when this is happening because he's driving lol and the techs at walmart 1000000% don't care what happens to someone else's car most likelyWhen I change my oil, I let it drip for about 30 minutes to get the old oil out. I dunno how Walmart can get all the old oil out and do their 2000 point inspection in 10 minutes.
Also when I change my oil, I put on a proper filter, not those 10 cent ones Walmart uses. And I know it's done properly and not under/over filled by someone who doesn't care. Who knows what quality oil they use either.
How is that possible? The oil would be spraying everywhere as soon as you turn the car on.
Also when I change my oil, I put on a proper filter, not those 10 cent ones Walmart uses. And I know it's done properly and not under/over filled by someone who doesn't care. Who knows what quality oil they use either.
How is that possible? The oil would be spraying everywhere as soon as you turn the car on.
Also, oil change places use an oil extractor, so it's much faster.
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06-02-2021, 07:56 PM
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Imagine working on your car or cutting your own grass or doing your own house repairs
There are inferior beings made to perform these menial tasks for me.
Lol if you do any of these or similar things
There are inferior beings made to perform these menial tasks for me.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
How much do you have to pay the bull to service your wife and does he let you watchImagine working on your car or cutting your own grass or doing your own house repairs
There are inferior beings made to perform these menial tasks for me.
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and i hit walmart for that quick $50 every time
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and i hit walmart for that quick $50 every time
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06-03-2021, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Imagine these apartment dwellers when they have to replace a water line on a fridge or change a door knob. Better call Jiffy lube....Imagine working on your car or cutting your own grass or doing your own house repairs
There are inferior beings made to perform these menial tasks for me.
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06-03-2021, 07:32 AM
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My sister had to help a surgeon order tires the other day. Had no idea what he was doing.What this thread really has me thinking about is how incompetent/lazy tradies are.
What's concerning is that I suspect doctors are just as incompetent. I'm pretty sure actual surgeons DGAF too.
What's concerning is that I suspect doctors are just as incompetent. I'm pretty sure actual surgeons DGAF too.
Some of the most educated people I know are flat out retarded.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Most would define 'inferior' as someone who cannot perform these simple task.Imagine working on your car or cutting your own grass or doing your own house repairs
There are inferior beings made to perform these menial tasks for me.
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Originally Posted By _zman⏩
If I'm feeling lazy, I like to take my car to the Lexus dealership for oil changes. It's nice to lounge around there and get free snacks and look at the cars. It's like $75 which is a lot compared to $45 if I do it myself(Mobil 1 + filter).-Oil absorption pads, come free in certain items you buy.
-Got a free memory foam pad from work for the knees and under body work.
-Use gloves, they're cheap, no clean up.
-Jacking up a car is not dangerous if you aren't stupid. Use 3pt rule.
The cope for not doing your own car work is unreal.
-Got a free memory foam pad from work for the knees and under body work.
-Use gloves, they're cheap, no clean up.
-Jacking up a car is not dangerous if you aren't stupid. Use 3pt rule.
The cope for not doing your own car work is unreal.
If you have money, always go the dealership route(not Walmart). It's just a good feeling having someone else do the work for you.
Although I have to say my last dealership encounter wasn't so good. Went in for an oil change and they quoted me $2000 to get other maintenance stuff done. This is on a Honda Odyssey with 95k miles.
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I will never trust a shop, especially Walmart which is full of inbred mutants, to do simple maintenance on my car.
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Just changed struts and control arms. Turned into a 6 hour job and sore as phuk after from fighting with the struts.
I forgot how much working on a daily driver sucks. Never again. Would rather pay someone $200 to do that chit.
I forgot how much working on a daily driver sucks. Never again. Would rather pay someone $200 to do that chit.
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I don't understand the time argument. It isn't even about saving 50 bucks. It would take 5 times longer to drive to some grease monkey shop, wait in line, wait for service, and drive home. Especially for my lifted 4x4 I can practically walk under. No ramps or lift needed.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
save old oil for home alone style booby traps for when the feds comeC’mon brah I’ve done it many times,still a pain
Who was disposal of old oil?
Who was disposal of old oil?
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Originally Posted By Exiled93⏩
I did the same thing after changing out the leaf springs and front coil springs on my jeep. I paid a dude to do the ball joints on my truck. I still do simple jobs like brakes and oil changes myself thoughJust changed struts and control arms. Turned into a 6 hour job and sore as phuk after from fighting with the struts.
I forgot how much working on a daily driver sucks. Never again. Would rather pay someone $200 to do that chit.
I forgot how much working on a daily driver sucks. Never again. Would rather pay someone $200 to do that chit.
Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
This. It's not about money its about having the job done right and timely. I don't trust quick lube places and anywhere else you have to have an appointment and that chit takes forever. I'd rather do it myself then sit in a dealership for an hourI don't understand the time argument. It isn't even about saving 50 bucks. It would take 5 times longer to drive to some grease monkey shop, wait in line, wait for service, and drive home. Especially for my lifted 4x4 I can practically walk under. No ramps or lift needed.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
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There is a Pennzoil or Valvoline oil change shop in my town. I saw the owner of the place, in uniform, buying about 10 gallons of that cheap Wal Mart Super Tech oil. I doubt if it was for personal use.
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are the from the top pump oil changers any good? i feel like they wouldnt get the stuff that settled all the way at the bottom and you cant "flush" out the oil resivor by running new oil through the top out the bottom.
but some videos i watched said they are fine.
noticed some of the oil change shops are using them now, made me rage, like i could just fuking do that if that is all you going to do is pump it out from the oil fill hole.
but some videos i watched said they are fine.
noticed some of the oil change shops are using them now, made me rage, like i could just fuking do that if that is all you going to do is pump it out from the oil fill hole.
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why would you be covered in oil? lol
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Just LOL @ a 5 page thread of "men" actually bragging they can't perform simple maintenance on their own vehicle.
Fukkin' 2021, man, I tell ya - what a time to be alive.
I guess one positive of Walmart being a one-stop-shop is you can pick up tampons while you're at it.
Fukkin' 2021, man, I tell ya - what a time to be alive.
I guess one positive of Walmart being a one-stop-shop is you can pick up tampons while you're at it.
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06-03-2021, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
The reason it’s a long thread is because of the nerds that get offended and need to prove a point about being “real men” because they change oil themselves. Imagine defending your manhood because you can take off caps on a simple car procedure. Just lol. OP just knows how to rustle jimmies.Just LOL @ a 5 page thread of "men" actually bragging they can't perform simple maintenance on their own vehicle.
Fukkin' 2021, man, I tell ya - what a time to be alive.
I guess one positive of Walmart being a one-stop-shop is you can pick up tampons while you're at it.
Fukkin' 2021, man, I tell ya - what a time to be alive.
I guess one positive of Walmart being a one-stop-shop is you can pick up tampons while you're at it.
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Originally Posted By NMS3⏩
Imagine missing the forest for the trees.The reason it’s a long thread is because of the nerds that get offended and need to prove a point about being “real men” because they change oil themselves. Imagine defending your manhood because you can take off caps on a simple car procedure. Just lol. OP just knows how to rustle jimmies.
It's not defining my manhood because I can take off caps on a simple car procedure. It's the power of self-reliance - the [obviously] dying art of having sufficient basic life skills to handle the trivial. There is practical use in having some of these skills and we all know it. Somehow we all have an intrinsic sense of things we should know and not have to rely on someone else to do. I'm not elevating it - that's actually my point. In my eyes, knowing how to change your oil is no more important, but no less important, than knowing how to change a light bulb or how to make dinner.
What a ridiculous age we live in where being stranded on the highway and calling AAA is preferable to just learning how to change a tire because we have "men" that can't teach their sons and daughters how to do it. You're failing and that's the standard by which I say, yes, you are less manly.
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06-03-2021, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By paulinkansas⏩
Most oil is made by Warren Oil Company, supertech being one of them.There is a Pennzoil or Valvoline oil change shop in my town. I saw the owner of the place, in uniform, buying about 10 gallons of that cheap Wal Mart Super Tech oil. I doubt if it was for personal use.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
You drive to Walmart and wait in line to purchase the oil + filterI don't understand the time argument. It isn't even about saving 50 bucks. It would take 5 times longer to drive to some grease monkey shop, wait in line, wait for service, and drive home. Especially for my lifted 4x4 I can practically walk under. No ramps or lift needed.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
Then you have to worry about them being incompetent, not doing chit right, using inferior bulk oil, damaging or dirtying up your car. Not trusting my vehicles to some $10/hr lube guy who smokes pot on his lunch break.
You jack the car up and have to crawl underneath
You have to make sure to wear your crap throwaway clothes
You have to be careful to not splatter your driveway with the oil when loosening the bolt
You then have to clean yourself up because no matter, there's going to be a little spillage
You then drive back to Walmart to dispose the bad oil
All that work to save $50? Maybe if you were poverty making minimum wage but for most people it is def not worth it.
Did it once many years ago, but after decided it was not worth the effort to save such a small amount of money.
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