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post 1644906433 08-13-2021, 08:36 PM
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Glad tooth fairy got brought up. We aren't there yet but I was curious about that


@Cncman ah man, how did babygirl do at school?
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post 1645036723 08-16-2021, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Firefightn24⏩
Update. Daughter is 10 days old now.

Had a poop rocket shoot across the room two nights ago. Literally a stream of newborn poo flew across the room while changing a diaper. Luckily most of it landed on top of her dresser and was easy to clean up.
Lmao, das not it mayne! We've been lucky so far on the poops. 7.5 weeks in with only one major diaper blowout and no mid change poop incidents. Lots of mid change pees as previously described, but no poops, lol.

Our little man is still doing great. He wakes up and fusses a few times a night still but a couple quick pats and replacing the binky in his mouth and he is right back to sleep. He's getting so much more expressive too. Tons of cute noises and facial expressions.
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post 1645036903 08-16-2021, 06:01 AM
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lol poop rockets

Found out we’re having a girl, due in December. I have no idea what to do with a girl lol. My son starts pre-K today and I’m nervous for him like I’m the one going to school, he’s excited been ready for a year. Hold me bros!
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post 1645037913 08-16-2021, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By i3oosted⏩
lol poop rockets

Found out we’re having a girl, due in December. I have no idea what to do with a girl lol. My son starts pre-K today and I’m nervous for him like I’m the one going to school, he’s excited been ready for a year. Hold me bros!
Nioooce and congrats my guy
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Lmao, you gotta be quick brah! Sounds like you've got it under control.


My son lost his first molar today. The tooth fairy (me) left a $2 coin under his pillow.

How much do you guys tip for a tooth?
Tooth fairy leaves $5 here.

Also, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Wife and I dropped him off this morning. He was excited. Wife cried after we left. Now his childhood really begins.

Kindergarten. Never did pre-k. Can read fairly well, but can't write yet. I hear they have homework now which is kinda gay, but he'll have us to help him.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Tooth fairy leaves $5 here.

Also, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Wife and I dropped him off this morning. He was excited. Wife cried after we left. Now his childhood really begins.

Kindergarten. Never did pre-k. Can read fairly well, but can't write yet. I hear they have homework now which is kinda gay, but he'll have us to help him.
For our 6 year old:

Tooth Fairy: $5. The first tooth the fairy left her a nice doll and a letter saying thank you for the teeth, don't be worried I come in your room as I'm very nice, etc.

Allowance: $1/day. Her chores is setting a 10-minute timer and having her tidy around the house - so far she can organize the laundry room, putting away shoes in the organizer, hanging up coats etc, and cleaning up in the living room, dirty clothes into the hamper etc. She keeps her own room very clean so learning about keeping common space tidy and basic organization (a place for everything and everything in it's place) is the main lesson we're working right now. She doesn't do her chores every day yet but is starting to ask for things at the store, being told how much they cost, and working out how many days of chores she'll need to do. She did recently want something and already have enough money for it, so we've been leaning into that idea of doing chores to save the money for future. She'll get it!
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
For our 6 year old:

Tooth Fairy: $5. The first tooth the fairy left her a nice doll and a letter saying thank you for the teeth, don't be worried I come in your room as I'm very nice, etc.

Allowance: $1/day. Her chores is setting a 10-minute timer and having her tidy around the house - so far she can organize the laundry room, putting away shoes in the organizer, hanging up coats etc, and cleaning up in the living room, dirty clothes into the hamper etc. She keeps her own room very clean so learning about keeping common space tidy and basic organization (a place for everything and everything in it's place) is the main lesson we're working right now. She doesn't do her chores every day yet but is starting to ask for things at the store, being told how much they cost, and working out how many days of chores she'll need to do. She did recently want something and already have enough money for it, so we've been leaning into that idea of doing chores to save the money for future. She'll get it!
That's awesome. I need to incorporate that. He already has his money jar and will toss all loose change he sees in the house into it.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
For our 6 year old:

Tooth Fairy: $5. The first tooth the fairy left her a nice doll and a letter saying thank you for the teeth, don't be worried I come in your room as I'm very nice, etc.

Allowance: $1/day. Her chores is setting a 10-minute timer and having her tidy around the house - so far she can organize the laundry room, putting away shoes in the organizer, hanging up coats etc, and cleaning up in the living room, dirty clothes into the hamper etc. She keeps her own room very clean so learning about keeping common space tidy and basic organization (a place for everything and everything in it's place) is the main lesson we're working right now. She doesn't do her chores every day yet but is starting to ask for things at the store, being told how much they cost, and working out how many days of chores she'll need to do. She did recently want something and already have enough money for it, so we've been leaning into that idea of doing chores to save the money for future. She'll get it!
Need to start doing this cause he doesn’t clean much but he honestly doesn’t know how.
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post 1645099433 08-16-2021, 09:15 PM
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Speaking of cleaning,


By the way, I don't mean to turn this into a thread where we sit around and just brag about our kids, but man it feels so weird in the best way to see them progress before your eyes. So my daughter....well she has an obsession with our recycling bin lol. So anytime she sees an empty can laying around, it doesn't matter how much of a fit she's throwing, or how upset she is, if you say "T( name redacted), look! I have some trash. Can you throw it away?" She immediately starts picking up trash and throwing cans in the bin.


Gotta give credit where it's due, this is something my wife has taught her. Makes me very proud.


Now, my wife's swaddles and shoes may be all over the house but trash doesn't last long.

@mrbourbon that's a really good idea my dude srs
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post 1645102273 08-16-2021, 10:11 PM
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Sup bros. I just found this thread. Haven’t really been on the misc since around 2018. Got married, got promoted, wife got pregnant, we had a little girl 11/7/2019. Almost 2 now! Life has been crazy but seems to be settling down now.

Had to log back in and see how things have been.

My daughter Alessandra is my little buddy. She’s attached to me and copies things I say and do. It’s fun and hilarious. I love my baby so much. It’s something you can’t really know until you have your own.

Right now she’s learning the alphabet and numbers. She also likes to organize things and play with her soccer ball. She’s very active and keeps us busy. I love it.
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Originally Posted By mythos34⏩
Sup bros. I just found this thread. Haven’t really been on the misc since around 2018. Got married, got promoted, wife got pregnant, we had a little girl 11/7/2019. Almost 2 now! Life has been crazy but seems to be settling down now.

Had to log back in and see how things have been.

My daughter Alessandra is my little buddy. She’s attached to me and copies things I say and do. It’s fun and hilarious. I love my baby so much. It’s something you can’t really know until you have your own.

Right now she’s learning the alphabet and numbers. She also likes to organize things and play with her soccer ball. She’s very active and keeps us busy. I love it.
The only part I like about this post is the bolded part
Mine was born 4 days after yours! Welcome to the thread my guy!. Glad you found us, we're still miscers in this thread but no downtalk about another mans kids (obviously). Love her name. Great group of dudes itt
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post 1645114543 08-17-2021, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted By i3oosted⏩
Need to start doing this cause he doesn’t clean much but he honestly doesn’t know how.
Yep. The first time we did it, it was 10 minutes of literally following her around "here is a toy. Is this where it goes? No? Where does it go? Here is a sock, is this where it goes?" Of course at that point it'd just be quicker to do it yourself, but they get the hang, and they start to take pride in being able to actually help around the house.

@motiviert yeah our 2 year old's "chores" is taking recyclables out to the big blue can in the garage. You have to follow her and hold the lid open for her but she will not always be this smalland she's learning to clean up and be part of the family.
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Dad brah. Boy and a girl, and no mas crew.

Incredible watching them grow and learn.
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
The tooth fairy usually leaves notes and $1 coins at my house.

The Sacagawea dollar is usually fairly easy to get from the bank teller.

A couple of times I made the switch before they were even asleep, if I was sure they were not going to double check the tooth. Kiss them goodnight and slide my hand under the pillow at the same time
Neat trick, might have to steal that heh.
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Originally Posted By Motiviert⏩
Glad tooth fairy got brought up. We aren't there yet but I was curious about that


@Cncman ah man, how did babygirl do at school?
She said kinder is the best thing to ever happen to her lol.
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
Dad brah. Boy and a girl, and no mas crew.

Incredible watching them grow and learn.
Welcome to the crew. Your $17.99 Walmart off brand rebooks will be cleaned courtesy of us. Grab your cut off jean shorts and have a seat
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

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Originally Posted By cncman⏩
She said kinder is the best thing to ever happen to her lol.
Loled hard. Das it mane
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Originally Posted By NickelArse⏩
havin another boyo boyos

Dasit mane congrats!

I like reading through this thread. So many of you brahs have kids under 5 which is such a fun age. You all seem like good men raising strong families.

Keep it up bros
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[QUOTE=NickelArse post_id=1645174303]havin another boyo boyos

[img]https://i.imgur.com/wZOns5k.gif[img][/QUOTE]Congrats man. My youngest son starts kindergarten next week. Time flies.
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Two year old girl walks up to her 5 month old brother and yells “Hiya! Hiya!” while kicking him.

Muppet Babies not even once bros…. Miss Piggy is a bad influence
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This past weekend was filled with Kohl’s cash and 35% off coupons buying Star Wars shirts and trying to convince my oldest that jeans are comfortable. He only likes the Mc hammer wardrobe wtf
I probably banged your mom.

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Originally Posted By MountainLion84⏩
Two year old girl walks up to her 5 month old brother and yells “Hiya! Hiya!” while kicking him.

Muppet Babies not even once bros…. Miss Piggy is a bad influence
They’ll make your dreams come true!
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Originally Posted By NickelArse⏩
havin another boyo boyos

mane das so it. Congrats!
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
This past weekend was filled with Kohl’s cash and 35% off coupons buying Star Wars shirts and trying to convince my oldest that jeans are comfortable. He only likes the Mc hammer wardrobe wtf
Lmao @ this and mountainlion84
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
Dad brah. Boy and a girl, and no mas crew.

Incredible watching them grow and learn.
This
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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Back in and subbed
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
Back in and subbed
Welcome back my dude!
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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Congrats @NickelArse!

My wife and I decided to withdraw out daughter from school and homeschool her. For now, this is just for 1st grade. We have friends that have been homeschooled and there is a very supportive homeschool community in our area.

This is the best decision for her right now. Public school right now sucks.
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