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I'm not too far away from paying off my house, having 500k to my name, and joining the USPS for the benefits and coasting through life (srs).
10-06-2021, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
Whatever you're going for with the way you type... it's pretty CRINGE ded FOOKING srs. Tempted af to neg that chit.guaranteed you have NEVER sorted or packaged HANDLED in a warehouse by the WAY you're TALKING ded FOOKING srs the ONLY positive would be the CLERK and I doubt that would pay 18.60 compared to the PERSON hustling in the WAREHOUSE or ACTUALLY delivering mail and EVEN if it DID good LUCK slaving for 10 years just to get promoted to 25$ an hour and ROTmaxxx waiting for people to come in to have something to do and dealing with IRATE people who got their packages stolen or LOST ded FOOKING srs
UNION is good ol' boy system especially usps ded FOOKING srs.
UNION is good ol' boy system especially usps ded FOOKING srs.
Do you think I read some article about USPS and decided to make this post?
I work for the USPS at one of the largest NDC's as a PSE MPC. It's the easiest job I've ever worked in my life. I literally pick up boxes and drop them into sacks for about 10 minutes, then fuk off for 15 minutes. Long as your job is taken care of, supervisors leave you alone.
Everyone here is happy AF. Lol we literally have a volleyball court, half basketball court, pool table, ping pong table, arcade games... even a fookin popcorn machine lel.
You don't have to "get promoted" to get your raises, nor do you have to do extra chit or compete/get reviewed to get them, and any actual promotions or position changes are all done by seniority, it's not something you slave away for, you just wait.
Most overtime is "Op-in". As I said, new employees don't get much overtime because everyone wants it. Overtime is 1.5 for the first 10 hours, x2 for anything after.
You get full benefits and can retire working there.
If you're into computer tech, have some stem degree, or have your own business, sure it's probably not for you. You're not going to be rich working at the usps, but you can literally walk in off the street and get a job you can eventually retire from. A job where you can make a comfortable living without having to worry about being fired, or some sloot fuking the boss and getting some raise/promotion over you.
Originally Posted By Arem24⏩
Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.Facts, USPS facility workers get buzzed on the reg at work, bumping lines in the bathroom, keeping a hidden bottle around for late work. It’s one big party, srs.
Was in rehab with a guy that worked for USPS most of his career after the military, had some dope ass stories. Guy was pretty high up as far as the blue collars go too. Stories about just getting drunk on the reg at work and rolling home and slapping his wife around, waking up apologizing and doing it all over again. Covering for his boys constantly wrecking forklifts all drunk and chit, banging the gutter trash females that worked there. Apparently the females are absolute cum guzzlers, sucking dick for a bump and chit to get a lift during a shift lol.
Was in rehab with a guy that worked for USPS most of his career after the military, had some dope ass stories. Guy was pretty high up as far as the blue collars go too. Stories about just getting drunk on the reg at work and rolling home and slapping his wife around, waking up apologizing and doing it all over again. Covering for his boys constantly wrecking forklifts all drunk and chit, banging the gutter trash females that worked there. Apparently the females are absolute cum guzzlers, sucking dick for a bump and chit to get a lift during a shift lol.
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
My job is literally easier than working at Mcdonalds, ded srs.mcdonalds paying 15 tho
Also McDonalds isn't giving benefits.
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10-06-2021, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
I was laid off before rona and had to take a job at UPS to make ends meet. I started off driving a truck. You have to pass a couple driving tests, do a few days of training, and pass an oral exam, but it is all easy. Literally slept 5 hours before the exam, didn't study and passed. Starting pay is $20.50 and you are in the Union. All benefits paid and a pension when you retire. The drivers that work overtime at top rate make $115K+. It is back breaking though. Everyone that works there loses weight in the beginning. You work 60 hours a week and when you start you are what is called a cover driver. You cover other drivers that call in sick or are on vacation, so your route is different almost every day, which makes it a little stressful. No idea where the businesses are you are delivering to. No idea when they close. No idea where things are in the dark. Anyways... its a great job if you have no skills. One of the best to retire early with a pension, but I was happy to leave.If you can become a driver for UPS you're gonna make real decent money. But that requires a "Skillset". You will generally not just walk on and get that job.
UPS employees work way fuking harder inside the facilities than USPS and make the same pay more or less.
I *think* UPS starts a couple bucks lower for package handlers like 15/16/hr but it might have changed recently.
No idea about Fedex tho. Imagine it's the similar.
If you're not adverse to hardwork, all of them are pretty ez options if you're having trouble finding jobs that pay more than 12/hr.
Bolded for emphasis. That was the point I was trying to make. It's the type of job that "Should" pay min wage cuz it's ez as ****, but it's 18+ with full benefits and hard as fuk to get fired =p
UPS employees work way fuking harder inside the facilities than USPS and make the same pay more or less.
I *think* UPS starts a couple bucks lower for package handlers like 15/16/hr but it might have changed recently.
No idea about Fedex tho. Imagine it's the similar.
If you're not adverse to hardwork, all of them are pretty ez options if you're having trouble finding jobs that pay more than 12/hr.
Bolded for emphasis. That was the point I was trying to make. It's the type of job that "Should" pay min wage cuz it's ez as ****, but it's 18+ with full benefits and hard as fuk to get fired =p
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10-06-2021, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Well BOYO goodluck WITH your UNION warehouse GOV job of PEACE sounds like a DECENT gig for somebody that doesn't wanna try to hard and still have a good life which is PRETTY typical of GOV jobs.Whatever you're going for with the way you type... it's pretty CRINGE ded FOOKING srs. Tempted af to neg that chit.
Do you think I read some article about USPS and decided to make this post?
I work for the USPS at one of the largest NDC's as a PSE MPC. It's the easiest job I've ever worked in my life. I literally pick up boxes and drop them into sacks for about 10 minutes, then fuk off for 15 minutes. Long as your job is taken care of, supervisors leave you alone.
Everyone here is happy AF. Lol we literally have a volleyball court, half basketball court, pool table, ping pong table, arcade games... even a fookin popcorn machine lel.
You don't have to "get promoted" to get your raises, nor do you have to do extra chit or compete/get reviewed to get them, and any actual promotions or position changes are all done by seniority, it's not something you slave away for, you just wait.
Most overtime is "Op-in". As I said, new employees don't get much overtime because everyone wants it. Overtime is 1.5 for the first 10 hours, x2 for anything after.
You get full benefits and can retire working there.
If you're into computer tech, have some stem degree, or have your own business, sure it's probably not for you. You're not going to be rich working at the usps, but you can literally walk in off the street and get a job you can eventually retire from. A job where you can make a comfortable living without having to worry about being fired, or some sloot fuking the boss and getting some raise/promotion over you.
Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.
Also tons of sloots.
Do you think I read some article about USPS and decided to make this post?
I work for the USPS at one of the largest NDC's as a PSE MPC. It's the easiest job I've ever worked in my life. I literally pick up boxes and drop them into sacks for about 10 minutes, then fuk off for 15 minutes. Long as your job is taken care of, supervisors leave you alone.
Everyone here is happy AF. Lol we literally have a volleyball court, half basketball court, pool table, ping pong table, arcade games... even a fookin popcorn machine lel.
You don't have to "get promoted" to get your raises, nor do you have to do extra chit or compete/get reviewed to get them, and any actual promotions or position changes are all done by seniority, it's not something you slave away for, you just wait.
Most overtime is "Op-in". As I said, new employees don't get much overtime because everyone wants it. Overtime is 1.5 for the first 10 hours, x2 for anything after.
You get full benefits and can retire working there.
If you're into computer tech, have some stem degree, or have your own business, sure it's probably not for you. You're not going to be rich working at the usps, but you can literally walk in off the street and get a job you can eventually retire from. A job where you can make a comfortable living without having to worry about being fired, or some sloot fuking the boss and getting some raise/promotion over you.
Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.
Also tons of sloots.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Yeah, definitely not the case that the majority do, but I’m sure if you get on the right night shift with a group of guys with a code… some real chit going down lol.Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.
Also tons of sloots.
Also tons of sloots.
Knew two mail carriers that were alcoholic sloots, I didn’t get the sense they drank while on the job, but better believe they were picking up on the way home.
Was at the gas station a few weeks back and some lady probably in her early 40’s and cute (top 10% for her age) but looked a little weathered was in front of me at checkout in full on USPS uniform. Counter lady asks her what she wants, USPS looks around at the pony shots (like 200ml I think? 2 shots basically, smallest bottles that can be sold in my state), tells her she’ll take the Grape 99 proof ones. Counter lady asks how many? USPS deadass says “6” all casual lol. Could tell this was a daily routine.
130 lb lady, 12 shots of basically 100 proof liquor on a casual weekday. That’s the equivalent of 15 shots of 80 proof vodka. Bet that lady was a real hellcat in bed at around 7pm, srs. Lol.
I think people are misunderstanding the importance of benefits + overtime. And if you have any level of intelligence and can just keep your chit together and not be a fukk up, it’s pretty easy to get into lower staff management there and still be a fuk around.
Guy I knew was close to retirement, in his early 50’s, had blown countless stacks on booze and Pepsi over the years. Said it was probably close to $150k over the past decade. (Boozers and weekend yayo users aren’t blowing outrageous stacks, it’s a steady cash outflow, $15k per year post tax money is still serious money)
Still had about $300k in retirement, decent equity in his house, a couple so-so rental properties with tenants, nice truck paid off. Said he was clearing $80k+ gross annual, somewhere in the $60-70k on base rest from overtime.
I guess there’s some vets on disability at USPS straight ghosting and it’s common? That or getting double disability from USPS on top of military? Some kind of hustle apparently.
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I live in the woods 30 miles from nowhere and my USPS guy doesn't even have to wear a uniform...he constantly tells me it's a thankless job...
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10-06-2021, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Bosko⏩
How many times does it have to be explained we aren’t talking about the fukking carriers.I live in the woods 30 miles from nowhere and my USPS guy doesn't even have to wear a uniform...he constantly tells me it's a thankless job...
Do you think everyone that works at apple works at the apple store because that’s the only people you see on the daily?
“Bro that dude works for apple, must suck being in retail”
-Why’s he got a Tesla then?
Obviously not the same, but still. There’s IQ/Basic skills tests like reading a fukking package and if you fail you become a mail carrier. It’s bottom tier intelligence. I’m sure it’s not much different at UPS/FedEx.
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Originally Posted By Arem24⏩
U mad?How many times does it have to be explained we aren’t talking about the fukking carriers.
Read the first post
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I was a superviser there for a few years. Was awesome. There were guys that had been moved around the company and been there so long they were making 100k to load or unload boxes from a truck. The union is awesome.
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No thank Jeff. What if you come in contact with a mail carrying Anthrax? Your are dead.
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
This. I think Charles bukowski would agree with thisIt's long hours and lots of work. Wouldn't call it easy mode
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I was hired by USPS a few years back but decided to quit before my first day of work lmao. They wanted me at the post office at like 4am in the morning, no thanks Jeff
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Every time I go to the scf I see 90% of the workers doing jack chit and like 2 or 3 actually doing something. Lot of friendly people, but also lots of mail pricks and then some that seem more like husks than humans.
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
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Working for a city is right in line with this too imo. Easy money homies.
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It’s not a bad path at all. I know a guy who was a complete loser junkie, landed a job with USPS and now he’s doing well. It’s definitely easier than doing a 5 year tradie apprenticeship starting at $15/hr. I would consider the post office if not for the vaccine mandate.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Problem is I'm disabled in a way now that makes working for the USPS probably impossible, but I actually worked on the Siemens team that created the automated letter forwarding. The sorting facilities were fun to hang out in IME. Tempted to go work as a SWE there actually. They seemed to have really chill jobs.Whatever you're going for with the way you type... it's pretty CRINGE ded FOOKING srs. Tempted af to neg that chit.
Do you think I read some article about USPS and decided to make this post?
I work for the USPS at one of the largest NDC's as a PSE MPC. It's the easiest job I've ever worked in my life. I literally pick up boxes and drop them into sacks for about 10 minutes, then fuk off for 15 minutes. Long as your job is taken care of, supervisors leave you alone.
Everyone here is happy AF. Lol we literally have a volleyball court, half basketball court, pool table, ping pong table, arcade games... even a fookin popcorn machine lel.
You don't have to "get promoted" to get your raises, nor do you have to do extra chit or compete/get reviewed to get them, and any actual promotions or position changes are all done by seniority, it's not something you slave away for, you just wait.
Most overtime is "Op-in". As I said, new employees don't get much overtime because everyone wants it. Overtime is 1.5 for the first 10 hours, x2 for anything after.
You get full benefits and can retire working there.
If you're into computer tech, have some stem degree, or have your own business, sure it's probably not for you. You're not going to be rich working at the usps, but you can literally walk in off the street and get a job you can eventually retire from. A job where you can make a comfortable living without having to worry about being fired, or some sloot fuking the boss and getting some raise/promotion over you.
Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.
Also tons of sloots.
Do you think I read some article about USPS and decided to make this post?
I work for the USPS at one of the largest NDC's as a PSE MPC. It's the easiest job I've ever worked in my life. I literally pick up boxes and drop them into sacks for about 10 minutes, then fuk off for 15 minutes. Long as your job is taken care of, supervisors leave you alone.
Everyone here is happy AF. Lol we literally have a volleyball court, half basketball court, pool table, ping pong table, arcade games... even a fookin popcorn machine lel.
You don't have to "get promoted" to get your raises, nor do you have to do extra chit or compete/get reviewed to get them, and any actual promotions or position changes are all done by seniority, it's not something you slave away for, you just wait.
Most overtime is "Op-in". As I said, new employees don't get much overtime because everyone wants it. Overtime is 1.5 for the first 10 hours, x2 for anything after.
You get full benefits and can retire working there.
If you're into computer tech, have some stem degree, or have your own business, sure it's probably not for you. You're not going to be rich working at the usps, but you can literally walk in off the street and get a job you can eventually retire from. A job where you can make a comfortable living without having to worry about being fired, or some sloot fuking the boss and getting some raise/promotion over you.
Lol wasn't going to say anything but can confirm. Lotta Pepsi and booze going around, but I don't like doing any of that chit while I work.
Also tons of sloots.
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
Just LOL at calling anyone that works a job to support themselves and families 'bottom tier' when we have millions of leaches living off government support, pumping out children with absolutely no intentions of ever working a single daymost people I've seen in this profession are the absolute bottom tier of people
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Working for government entities is pretty legit especially in poor states. In poor states government work pays more than private sector most of the time along with having better benefits, less stress and a lot less workWorking for a city is right in line with this too imo. Easy money homies.
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Originally Posted By frutistafreeze⏩
I mean these people ran out on their kids, grifted to scam / break up other families, molested, etc. Net cost by far.Just LOL at calling anyone that works a job to support themselves and families 'bottom tier' when we have millions of leaches living off government support, pumping out children with absolutely no intentions of ever working a single day
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
This man,Working for government entities is pretty legit especially in poor states. In poor states government work pays more than private sector most of the time along with having better benefits, less stress and a lot less work
My job is cake
And my wife is a realtor so my salary covers everything and what she brings in is savings/fun money.
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