My 125mph golf swing, 340 yard carry

01-24-2022, 02:39 PM

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01-24-2022, 02:44 PM

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01-24-2022, 02:48 PM

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Lookin drunk and retarded as usual OP, keep up the good work.

01-24-2022, 02:51 PM

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I remember my first time ever swinging a driver was in high school gym class freshman year. My swing resembled a low baseball swing and I was hitting them straight and about 270 yards in the air. Literally my first time doing it, so...

Yawn.

01-24-2022, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩

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sets off your gaydar does he

01-24-2022, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩

I remember my first time ever swinging a driver was in high school gym class freshman year. My swing resembled a low baseball swing and I was hitting them straight and about 270 yards in the air. Literally my first time doing it, so...

Yawn.

yes and Ive just squatted 800 for reps

just fuk off

01-24-2022, 03:18 PM

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If that swing speed is accurate which it clearly is not I think you may be missing your calling as a custodian at chipotle I mean with that sort of oomph you would probably have a better shot than most at dislodging the butt end of a gargantuan ebony colon cobra that was farted deeply into the womens’ toilet drain by a HTC lady who rapidly finished her burrito bowl then got the nether region gurgles and had to hustle to the nearest plumber fixture knowing she would surely clog it and cause some poor sucker to aggressively plunger with the fake green master’s jacket he bought off eBay pulled up over his nose

01-24-2022, 03:23 PM

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0% chance you swung that 125.

01-24-2022, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted By BigRangs⏩

0% chance you swung that 125.

measured on a yupiteru atlas swing radar (what I was looking at at the end)

01-24-2022, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

yes and Ive just squatted 800 for reps

just fuk off

You do realize that many high school kids can hit like I did. I just did it first time with a form that Happy Gilmore would appreciate. I played baseball and could hit home runs with a 300+ft fence at that time.

A few of the guys on our golf team were smaller guys but hit the ball a mile with perfect form and speed.

01-24-2022, 03:50 PM

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Like Matt Londons even more retarded, balder older brother

01-24-2022, 03:51 PM

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I'm not sure a person can be more unathletic than that.

01-24-2022, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩

You do realize that many high school kids can hit like I did. I just did it first time with a form that Happy Gilmore would appreciate. I played baseball and could hit home runs with a 300+ft fence at that time.

A few of the guys on our golf team were smaller guys but hit the ball a mile with perfect form and speed.

you could post a video of this swing that carried the ball 270 on your first attempt

but you wont

01-24-2022, 04:14 PM

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whats your handicap douchebag?

01-24-2022, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

measured on a yupiteru atlas swing radar (what I was looking at at the end)

Lol, get a new monitor. The swing is maybe 100mph at best, and with that form probably a smash factor of 1.1 assuming you don't whiff completely.

01-24-2022, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩

whats your handicap douchebag?

1.5 fukstick

01-24-2022, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted By BigRangs⏩

Lol, get a new monitor. The swing is maybe 100mph at best, and with that form probably a smash factor of 1.1 assuming you don't whiff completely.

last month on toptracer, what the tour uses, very cold day and Im quicker now

01-24-2022, 04:31 PM

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Was that purposely bad form like happy gilmore orrrrrr?

01-24-2022, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

try naming one gay pro golfer

Samsbolton.

01-24-2022, 04:45 PM

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now do it to an actual ball and watch it carry 150yds and 100yds to the right

01-24-2022, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩

Was that purposely bad form like happy gilmore orrrrrr?

literally got sucked into the vortex my swing speed created

01-24-2022, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

you could post a video of this swing that carried the ball 270 on your first attempt

but you wont

Considering my freshman year was 1990, that would be pretty rare to have it recorded. We were given a bucket of balls and told to swing away. After a few initial swings of chipping the ground or hitting the top of the ball, hitting them consistently well wasn't hard. Much easier to hit a stationary ball (that is put on a tee to make it literally as easy as possible) than a 70-80 mph baseball thrown by pitchers who are still learning control.

Are you under the impression that golf is harder than contact / team sports? No 70+ year olds still playing competitive baseball, football, basketball, etc. My Grandpa (natural athlete, played AA minor league ball) casually picked up golf nearing retirement and consistently destroyed people that played their whole lives.

Obviously to get pro numbers is rare, but most non-awkward people with a few lessons to show them form can get pretty decent.

01-24-2022, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩

Considering my freshman year was 1990, that would be pretty rare to have it recorded. We were given a bucket of balls and told to swing away. After a few initial swings of chipping the ground or hitting the top of the ball, hitting them consistently well wasn't hard. Much easier to hit a stationary ball (that is put on a tee to make it literally as easy as possible) than a 70-80 mph baseball thrown by pitchers who are still learning control.

Are you under the impression that golf is harder than contact / team sports? No 70+ year olds still playing competitive baseball, football, basketball, etc. My Grandpa (natural athlete, played AA minor league ball) casually picked up golf nearing retirement and consistently destroyed people that played their whole lives.

Obviously to get pro numbers is rare, but most non-awkward people with a few lessons to show them form can get pretty decent.

Watch any interview with high level athletes (Jordan, Steph Curry etc.) and they consistently say golf is harder than their pro sport.

01-24-2022, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩

Considering my freshman year was 1990, that would be pretty rare to have it recorded. We were given a bucket of balls and told to swing away. After a few initial swings of chipping the ground or hitting the top of the ball, hitting them consistently well wasn't hard. Much easier to hit a stationary ball (that is put on a tee to make it literally as easy as possible) than a 70-80 mph baseball thrown by pitchers who are still learning control.

Are you under the impression that golf is harder than contact / team sports? No 70+ year olds still playing competitive baseball, football, basketball, etc. My Grandpa (natural athlete, played AA minor league ball) casually picked up golf nearing retirement and consistently destroyed people that played their whole lives.

Obviously to get pro numbers is rare, but most non-awkward people with a few lessons to show them form can get pretty decent.

Get out in your yard now, use your phone, record your swing. Take you a minute. I’ll tell you instantly what you’d score.

I play cricket. Just as fast as baseball, ball is heavier and harder and bounces off the pitch. It’s a hard sport. It’s not as hard as golf. Nothing is. Guys go from winning majors to losing their pro card. Baker Finch couldn’t hit a 150 yard wide fairway at St Andrews AFTER winning the Open.

Tons of athletes in all sports play golf. A lot of retired ones take it very seriously, and have limitless time and resources to practice and get the best equipment. And hardly any are scratch or even near. The vast, vast majority of golfers will never be any good.

Witness, everyone here who calls me out on my golf. I’ve posted scorecards, handicaps, swings, radars, none of them have ever posted anything. Which now includes yourself

01-24-2022, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

you have a long history of frauding here, so not really, no.

Like when I called you out to play me in a $ match, saying I would come to you, and you claimed to be banned and unable to respond, even though you were posting through that entire period.

I never saw your callout you dweeb. And you were 1600 miles away and wanted 30 strokes.

How about this, ban bet my swing speeds with driver are 120+ mph. 3 month ban, I have to produce video evidence within 7 days?

Don't back out now ya old fat pha ggot.

01-24-2022, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

be sure and tell Jack how he got it all wrong

Lmfao so you lift your front foot because Jack did in that pic? You gonna show me a pic of him falling over on his follow through now? LOL

01-24-2022, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

Get out in your yard now, use your phone, record your swing. Take you a minute. I’ll tell you instantly what you’d score.

I play cricket. Just as fast as baseball, ball is heavier and harder and bounces off the pitch. It’s a hard sport. It’s not as hard as golf. Nothing is. Guys go from winning majors to losing their pro card. Baker Finch couldn’t hit a 150 yard wide fairway at St Andrews AFTER winning the Open.

Tons of athletes in all sports play golf. A lot of retired ones take it very seriously, and have limitless time and resources to practice and get the best equipment. And hardly any are scratch or even near. The vast, vast majority of golfers will never be any good.

Witness, everyone here who calls me out on my golf. I’ve posted scorecards, handicaps, swings, radars, none of them have ever posted anything. Which now includes yourself

Yeah, I'm going to swing a club that I don't own in 8" of snow to show off to a awkward swinging man on a forum...

I don't doubt that since I have never played a hole of golf in my life that you could beat my score. I'm just telling you that your drives are a dime a dozen and a weird flex on a bodybuilding forum.

Nothing is as hard as golf? Really? A first timer could finish an 18 hole course. Not a great score but finish (eventually get the ball in each hole). Take that same person and let them bat in an MLB game. Think that they could even make contact, let alone get a hit? Put them in an NBA game. Are they going to score a point? Put them on the ice in the NHL. Think that they would even last the first period? Need I go on?

You made my point: When they are too old and broken down to play their sports, they go play golf. Any game where you can be old and drunk and play, is not the hardest ever.

01-24-2022, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩

Yeah, I'm going to swing a club that I don't own in 8" of snow to show off to a awkward swinging man on a forum...

I don't doubt that since I have never played a hole of golf in my life that you could beat my score. I'm just telling you that your drives are a dime a dozen and a weird flex on a bodybuilding forum.

Nothing is as hard as golf? Really? A first timer could finish an 18 hole course. Not a great score but finish (eventually get the ball in each hole). Take that same person and let them bat in an MLB game. Think that they could even make contact, let alone get a hit? Put them in an NBA game. Are they going to score a point? Put them on the ice in the NHL. Think that they would even last the first period? Need I go on?

You made my point: When they are too old and broken down to play their sports, they go play golf. Any game where you can be old and drunk and play, is not the hardest ever.

You can play any sport at any age and still be competitive with people of a similar age level. But to think even the best 70 year old golfers in the world could compete with the younger ones at the top of their game is idiotic. Jack Nicklaus, arguably the GOAT, would be dead last by miles if he tried to compete on the PGA Tour right now.