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post 1694167853 11-30-2023, 01:21 PM
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Should I Start Lying About My Age?

I know y'all are gonna hate me for saying this and think I'm lying, but literally everyone i meet assumes i'm 10 years younger than my age, I met some people tonight and we spoke for like an hour, they all thought i was in their age group but i didnt wanna red pill them and admit i'm old as fuk

Should I just pretend I'm 10 years younger and chill with young people and bang young sloots? I hate old people anyway
post 1694167903 11-30-2023, 01:23 PM
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Just tell them your trans-age
post 1694167983 11-30-2023, 01:24 PM
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Who TF talks about age bro? You hanging out with underaged teenagers?
post 1694168063 11-30-2023, 01:26 PM
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Lots of responsibility comes with being daddy af.
post 1694168163 11-30-2023, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Just tell them your trans-age
I identify as 18
Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
Who TF talks about age bro? You hanging out with underaged teenagers?
Young people always befriend me, like people in that 21-24 age group, they assume I'm their age. But I'm old as fuk and i feel weird if I admit I'm middle aged. Even one of my coworkers thought I was 22. I had some young as fuk dude on an internship invite me to a house party and ask me for my snapchat, i was like this ****** has no idea how old i am lmao
post 1694168233 11-30-2023, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By squantcher⏩
Lots of responsibility comes with being daddy af.
I dont even like old people, i actually prefer youngens, I might aswell just pretend to be their age
post 1694168323 11-30-2023, 01:30 PM
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It's not a bad idea to lie about everything all the time
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post 1694168343 11-30-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By F0idgaze⏩
I dont even like old people, i actually prefer youngens, I might aswell just pretend to be their age
Haha same. Thing is you can get yourself in srs trouble entertaining them XD
post 1694168413 11-30-2023, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By F0idgaze⏩
I identify as 18

Young people always befriend me, like people in that 21-24 age group, they assume I'm their age. But I'm old as fuk and i feel weird if I admit I'm middle aged. Even one of my coworkers thought I was 22. I had some young as fuk dude on an internship invite me to a house party and ask me for my snapchat, i was like this ****** has no idea how old i am lmao
Sounds like he also might be someone that learns the hard way about keep his personal and business worlds separate.
post 1694168573 11-30-2023, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
It's not a bad idea to lie about everything all the time
If you aint lying, you aint trying.
Originally Posted By squantcher⏩
Haha same. Thing is you can get yourself in srs trouble entertaining them XD
Facts, i gotta tread softly. I aint bangin these old women and chillin with oldcels, fuk that.
post 1694168613 11-30-2023, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
Sounds like he also might be someone that learns the hard way about keep his personal and business worlds separate.
That was a random temp worker, anyway I'm just trying to emphasise that people guess my age alot younger than I am. I'm by no means braggin, I'm just making a point. And I don't like old people, I get on better with younger people, so might aswell just start lying
post 1694169003 11-30-2023, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By TheTwilightZone⏩
You sound beta, you probably have brown skin or are Asian and women are repulsed by you.

Why else would you need to lie about your age?

If a woman is into you, and you're an attractive man that she's vibing with, do you really think she's suddenly going to be like "Wait, you are X years old? Sorry but that is two years older than my cutoff. I'm leaving."

You're beta. You're gay. You can't get chicks
Nikka, I'm not just talking about chicks. I was talking to dudes tonight. And the coworker example was a dude. People dont wanna hang out with some oldcel. Chit I wouldnt

And some girls will definitely change their opinion upon finding out your real age, not all of them but some
post 1694169123 11-30-2023, 01:46 PM
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Same happens to me and zoomers are all shocked when I tell them I actual age

“Wtf bro no way”

Lieng is the way to go
post 1694169263 11-30-2023, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
Same happens to me and zoomers are all shocked when I tell them I actual age

“Wtf bro no way”

Lieng is the way to go
This guy gets it

Man chicks used to demand to see my ID when I told them my real age, lmao.

Finna start lying, repped
post 1694173193 11-30-2023, 03:17 PM
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Sure
I’m probably going to start stretching down about ten years on apps because I think I’ve aged out of most hbbs filters since I live in a big college area


IRL maybe not so much, especially when people get to know me they don’t care that I’m old as dirt
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
It's not a bad idea to lie about everything all the time
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post 1694173653 11-30-2023, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Sure
I’m probably going to start stretching down about ten years on apps because I think I’ve aged out of most hbbs filters since I live in a big college area


IRL maybe not so much, especially when people get to know me they don’t care that I’m old as dirt




Based af
Das it mane! If I was on dating apps I'd put my age to 23, IRL I'm gonna start larping as 26 lol
post 1694173743 11-30-2023, 03:34 PM
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post 1694173823 11-30-2023, 03:36 PM
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Youre already lying about your avi, I suppose your age is the next appropriate thing
post 1694173863 11-30-2023, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I could lie about my age but then again it would be believable and I could get away with it....could you?

That being said I don't lie except for white lies which are barely excusable too but if a female relative asks if she "looks fat in this" I'm not going to turn around and say "yes you do"

Bottom line though only women lie or are insecure about their age. Beta behavior, srs.
I'm not insecure about it, i'm not ashamed at all, it just makes sense for my goals
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Youre already lying about your avi, I suppose your age is the next appropriate thing
WTF am I even lookin at

post 1694173953 11-30-2023, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By F0idgaze⏩
WTF am I even lookin at

You tell me...
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If people like you and your company, they don't care how old you are. Have fun and enjoy it.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If people like you and your company, they don't care how old you are. Have fun and enjoy it.
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Legit considering changing my age on Tinder. Everyone thinks I'm early 30's still.
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Legit considering changing my age on Tinder. Everyone thinks I'm early 30's still.
I hope this is chopped

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Originally Posted By F0idgaze⏩
People dont wanna hang out with some oldcel.
I agree with you on old if you also say no status.. But old millionaire or multi-millionaire with the body of a greek god and a laundry list of accomplishments? Sylvestor Stallone being the canary in the coal mine at 77 years old.

Incidentally, anyone who exercises and eats right defies their age. I have friends in their 40's and their kids think I am younger than their dad.

Got a girls number when I had my shirt off in the park. Called her later and said 'you know i'm probably older than your dad'.

Her: 'no my dad's 50'.

Me: yep, i'm older than your dad
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Originally Posted By F0idgaze⏩
I hope this is chopped

It is lol.
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