Only choose one. No middle ground

1) girl has A cup breasts but perfect 10/10 ass

Or

2) girl has what you like in your perfect breasts but pancake ass


Personally i care more about ass

I guess I fall in the 1% range, 99% of people my age have lost their virginity feelsbadman

> There's this girl on my team at work who's fat. I mean, really quite fat. Probably 5"3 220lbs and only 19 years old
> Is a nice enough girl with a good heart (will bring me lunch on my break) so I will make conversation with her if she speaks to me
> Co workers have said she fancies me, I'm actually a nice person IRL so my response is just "ah right okay". I dont laugh or scorn her.
> Chick popped up to me last night on ******** asking if I knew whether our team were put down to work this saturday or not
> Continue to have a decent conversation afterwards, was after midnight and things started getting a bit deep...

> Long story short, hertwin brother randomly committed suicidein 2014. No warning signs. No history of depression, nothing.
> Even linked me to articles in local newspapers, very sad to read.
> She then said I remind her of him (i was a bit lol wut at that... clearly projecting.)
> Then says shebinge/comfort eats when she feels guilty and sad about it.

Some people turn to drugs, some to alcohol, and some turn to food for that dopamine release

> Later I properly scroll through her ******** and look at old pics from 2012, 2013, before the suicide and she looks like a completely different person. Must've been about about 80lbs lighter back then.

Realised that helping someone who's obese is a lot more than just telling them to put down the food. You have to treat it as a dependence, like alcohol or a heroin addict. Most people who are obese and think they "cant lose weight" use it as a coping mechanism for some sort of trauma, abuse or loss that they've suffered.

Fuking right. People that arent getting into trades in 2016 are making a huge mistake.

brb getting to know the outside world and day light, instead of wasting my life away in a cubicle
brb making tons of money
brb not wasting 4+ years of my life fuking around in an expensive college
brb making top 5 figure money
brb not wasting 160k getting my degree


Still fuking college hotties day in and out, getting respect from society for actually doing something meaningful and building things

Question for subhuman manlets under 6 ft tall. Would you rather win 100k cash tax free and legal. Or gain inches in height so you are 6'1?

which would you pick and why

My IQ is 71. It's over. No wonder I always failed in school and could never do math or write long papers. I don't think my friends or people notice, I make friends very easily and have exceptionally good social skills srs. A lot of people would think I'm a smart guy or at the least not a stupid one, they'd guess I'd be around 90, but I'm barely above 70.

Is there anyway I can study and get it up to an 80?I don't want to be dumb all my life brahs, I couldn't even understand the questions and there are *******s who are getting above 100 on their first try. There's an asian kid I knew in college who had a confirmed 130 IQ.

no porn videos.

no youtube vids

just your own life experience, something u saw a girl do with your own eyes.

well here it goes for me.

(some names may have been changed to protect the identity of sloots and chads)

one time me and my roomie threw this party and there were 4 girls there. all friends and we were all new friends with them. (we met them a few weeks ago and have hung out a few times before)

tbh i really liked this one girl kelsie. .... kelsie wasnt really the hottest girl tbh but she seemed so nice and funny and down to earth. we liked the same music and she would always laugh at my jokes and text me and want to hang out. i thought she was into me.

so at this party.... kelsie gets super drunk and during beer pong i notice she is talking to some guy named gary whos a major ****ing douche. i swear no hate but if i was a girl i would never **** gary. .. hes a lazy disgusting cigarette smoking bum! (imo)

anyways i was playing beer pong at the time and i notice she starts making out with him! lol i was honestly shocked and kinda upset and **** but i didnt say anything..... my heart kinda took a **** tbh but **** it i just kept playing beer pong like a beta.

thats right this girl that i thought was so cool and funny and kinda cute was just making out with this guy who i thought was disgusting and a jerk.

but thats not all.

fast forward about an hout or so and we are all sitting on the floor playing this ****gy card game i forget the name but yeah it was stupid.... anyways kelsie and gary are flirting, kissing the entire time. and then since we are all drunk and high as ****... some 1 dared them to get naked .

kelsie giggled and started taking off garys pants on the floor. she got his dick out and started sucking it and laughing. i was so pissed tbh but also i was like lol wtf is going on! my mind was honestly ****ing BLOWN! i know the universe is crzy but wow lol.

the party starts making so much noise cheering and im like YO WTF EVERY1 OUT NOW....

these drunk pricks (who most of them i didnt know that well) tried to tell me to calm down and stop being prude but i told them to GET THE **** OUT NOW in a serious voice and they all left.

i never saw them again and I honestly dont want to.

im stll friends with kelsie onFB and she isnt with gary anymore (shes been with 6 guys since, maybe ****ed 90 though.. who knows)

its just crazy how this cool and funny girl could do something so gross man. especially go a guy who smokes cigs, doesnt have a job and treats people like ****.... why would she wanna suck his dick? there were much better men at the party (no homo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

It should start any second now

Im graduating college in a week and Starting my first legit job early June. I just found out a few days ago its a hair test and Im freaking out. Seems ridiculous to me since they can test so far back (3 months) and I didnt even receive their offer until April 1st. I was Daily pot smoker and have dabbled in other things maybe a few times a month until about 6 weeks ago. I have naturally short hair (1/4 inch buzzcut) and barely any body hair bc of genetics. How the hell are they gonna be able to test me when they need at least 1.5 inches of hair?? Im hoping they will settle for urine and/or blood but I have no idea.

Does anyone have experience passing these things?



Cliffs:

OP starts job in June
They hair drug test
OP smoked alot of pot in college until 6 weeks ago
Am I Phuarked?

was this really necessary, she's moving at a snails pace, surely the situation could have been prevented without gunshots and someone dying.

ending calories was 1000

I know most Republicans are stupid, but there has to be a limit. I thought they were smarter than to watch Fox News. How is that channel still on the air?

Give me a reason to rep one person. It needs to be really good too

I see so many tall jacked guys walking around thinking they own the place.
I might be small, but I can fuk you juiceheads up easily. You guys cant fight for chit. Pussies who think lifting heavy makes you tough

sorry guys

Money
Power

funniest thing I read all week









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ITS PARTY TIME!!!! WOO HOOO

funniest thing I read all week









HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ITS PARTY TIME!!!! WOO HOOO

Went to a funeral where a cancer patient died. Everyone was full crying except me. I cut a hole in my pants pockets and started stroking myself at the though that the worthless, genetically inferior creature died slowly. I jizzed in my hand and rubbed it on his tombstone as I pretended to pray

Will eat this



But won't eat this

...thanks for updating your ass pics gallery, female miscer.

I feel terrible right now boyos. Smashed this chick after meeting her on tinder and she was a tad overweight but a cute face (was horny so said fuk it and did it anyways).

After we smashed I said, "you know, if you lost maybe 20 lbs you'd be perfect" and she immediately got watery eyed and said that was the meanest thing anyone has ever told her. My heart fukking sank after seeing her reaction. Don't know why I was so straight up about it, since I know that girls hate it when guys are direct. I just basically thought out loud.

I desperately tried to save myself by saying "no, no you have a gorgeous face. You don't actually need to lose that much, I'm just being a perfectionist. No one is perfect and we all have our flaws blah blah blah" but obviously there was nothing I could've said to recover.

She sat there calling me an ******* while putting her clothes back on and said she's leaving and to not contact her again.

She still hasn't blocked my number cause I called but she wouldn't answer. There any way I can make her feel less bad? I feel awful about it.





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update:

apology did not end well

Here are some photos of meals I have prepped.

I thought about prepping a long time before actually starting and it was one of the best decisions I have made.

Make 8-12 at a time, takes 45-90 minutes. Usually eat one or two a day, the rest of my meals are fresh.

Food lasts over a week, but after the week mark it starts to taste different.

Cobb salads



Chicken, rice, beans, veggies



Whole wheat pasta, turkey sausage, marinara, mozzarella



Chicken, sweet potato, veggies



Stir fry with teriyaki chicken



Steak, sweet potato, veggies



Some whole wheat pasta with lean ground beef



I hope this gives y'all some ideas or inspiration

Will Smith:
Men in Black 1,2,3
suicide squad
Bad Boys- announced part 3

Matt Damon:
Ocean's 11,12,13
Bourne series

Tom Cruise:
Mission Impossible series
Jack Reacher
Upcoming MUMMY movie
Top Gun 2 (announced)