Healthcare is free in UK

My dink hurts after 1 night of smashing hard like the primal ape i am or fapping once a day. Wondering if i can train my tissue to handle like 5-10x a day fapping or smashing 2-3x aday everyday

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a7037206.html

misc he just turned down $99 million to star in 2 more films

who is gonna be bond now are we going with chocolate brah idris elba

A magical genie offers you 1 million US dollars, legal and tax free.

However, if you accept it, you will go to sleep and wake up as a worthless 5'6 manlet, but you will be a million dollars richer. Would you do it?

A magical genie offers you 1 million US dollars, legal and tax free.

However, if you accept it, you will go to sleep and wake up as a worthless 5'6 manlet, but you will be a million dollars richer. Would you do it?

Would you consider this to be incest or OK to smash and have a relationship with?

I would be the happiest man on earth if I could have this woman be my wife.
All my guy friends would envy me, they'd be like "BRO, how'd you land THAT?!"
And I'd be like, "Bro... I got the cash, the muscle, the car, & the wife. I got it made"



Sadly, women like these aren't for guys like me. You'd have to be a major movie star, millionaire, music star, idk what, but you'd have to be on a different orbit for a woman as beautiful, as flawless, & as sexy as this to give you the time of day.

Still, one can dream.

I don't get it. When you are that hot, you can easily just find a rich dude to take care of you forever


Why do pron when you look like this

I am 19 and Indian.5ft11.Fit and getting fitter daily.Strong jawline.I study Computer Science engineering at basically the Caltech of India.But anyway,I have managed a good number of such convos on whisper.Here is a sample.
Keep in mind
1)They are all different girls.2)They all saw JUST my face.3)I started pervert mode as soon as she showed her face.
I have many more.
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But I can't do this on Tinder.But I swipe in India and it's not very popular in India.I do get some matches.On OkCupid,my location is India and I send perverted messages to girls all around the world.MOST respond negatively.BUT a tiny portion respond to me in a fashion similar to the Francisco Lachwoski and Sean O Pry experimental results.How to get as many as them?

The number of worthless manlets in this world is overwhelming. Every day we see these genetically inferior creatures, they need to stop reproducing. Anyway if you are not one of these worthless manlets, be grateful and thank your parents right now. Cheers to all the manmores

Good Afternoon Miscers,

What are some of your favorite video games from back in the day? Anyone and everyone is free to chime in on this but I'd love to hear from some of the folks who grew up in the 1990s. Some of mine are:

Contra for NES
RBI 94 for Gensis
Comix Zone for Genesis
Streets of Rage 2
Crime Patrol for Sega CD (anybody remember that?)

http://www.

Only porn I would watch would be amateur cus I'm not a degenerate but this was on the front page and lulzy as fukk. Does this air on tv or anything?

Serious title is serious.

Can't be a coincidence all these top tier specimens are 5'11. Just look:

Face:



Aesthetic Body:



Mass monster:



Raw power:



Natty biceps:




Confirmed master race. Is the rest even trying?

Anyone have the triple crown? FA + virgin + short? It's Friday at 11pm and I'm doing nothing but sitting here inside and fueling my internet addiction.

**** sucks mane. The worst part about it is that it's never gonna change. Not until the world stops hating on short guys and especially women who outright refuse to date guys below 5'10.

How do you break out of the cycle?

Bhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha legit saw a 5'6 guy standing at a bus stop never laughed so hard. Manlets when will they learn

No mercy lmfao

You will be an outcast of society. You will be secluded along with the other worthless manlets. You are deemed as inferior and your life has no meaning. Girls will laugh at you. guys laugh at you. You are a pathetic manlet that should just lay down and rot

We had a thread about the cringiest... now let's hear all your creepy weird FA stories.

I'll go first...

Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.

Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along.. then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.

Share your stories brahs

Cliffs:

- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.

Previous thread which held the same title as what's inside the brackets, was taken down despite having the first reply be from a mod stating something along the lines of: A photo can be as nude as the sky is free but can not include butt, genitalia, or pubes. My photo contains none

Will post photo if no other mod corrects this statement

...

from another thread talking about the "best sex a girl has ever had"


i guess only a female that has had sex with 10+ men could really answer this. which i guess no girl on the misc can really answer because apparently every girl on the misc says she is a nonsloot that has only been with 2 or 3 dudes max

but anyway. moving on

i guess i will ask you "nonsloots" this question


what factors make sex "good"

the best sex you have ever had. was it with the largest penis? or what? what makes it better? is it simply larger dick = better sex

or can a dick be too big?

hmm yea. just wondering. i really wonder what makes "good sex" for the female

- why was my low testosterone thread deleted?

- If people can talk about depression and discuss what medication to use why can't we have a clean discussion about low T?

Get out of Trafalgar Square and Buckingham Palace... this is what the rest of the city resembles.



If you are a tourist thinking of coming to the UK, just dont bother with London. Bath, York, and Edinburgh are the top 3 touristy places you should go.

Bath







York





Edinburgh