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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Depends how many posts you have like this:If Trump can win, I'd have a fighting chance.
'Doubt I would pull out of any of them'
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05-12-2017, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Yeah it's overlmao I'd get smeared so hard in the media for all the racist/sexist/homophobic comments I have made.
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fist yourself'
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05-12-2017, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
Yeah... Probably better than my real life scandalsI think with my history of quality posting it can only help my chances
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05-12-2017, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By 420Layers⏩
MaybeBy the time I'm old enough to run for president nobody will give a fukk srs
Maybe not
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You'll already be on your knees.'
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05-12-2017, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Mehhzyy⏩
This might win you some votes these daysI'm good brah, come at me
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*******s paying me to stroke my dink on cam or flex for them? Don't have to show face? Ez.'
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05-12-2017, 12:37 AM
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OOOH. Do me. You aitn got **** on me.
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05-12-2017, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Darkhare⏩
Explains the horse headYeah... Probably better than my real life scandals
'You're all gay if you answered seriously.
It's a button on a brillow pad op. Thanks for reminding me of my shame'
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05-12-2017, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
You were doing really, really well. Could have stood for the senate. But then, just as the votes were being counted..:OOOH. Do me. You aitn got **** on me.
'Gorilla wouldn't have been shot if you wasn't fuking with the kid.
Or if had left when he was told (like the other gorillas did)
He was fuking up a little kid, deserved to be shot. Was a scumbag gorilla.'
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05-12-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Depends how many posts you have like this:
'Doubt I would pull out of any of them'
'Doubt I would pull out of any of them'

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05-12-2017, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Btw I'm an angry gun nut..
'It doesn't really matter which weapon you get first so long as you train with it and become a safe, effective shooter. Handgun is great for potential to carry, AR is great for everything else -- including much easier to shoot and be effective with.'
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05-12-2017, 10:26 AM
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Look at who they elected as president so we all have a chance.
05-12-2017, 10:29 AM
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I'd be all right. More than half the battle is how you handle the mud slinging, not the actual mud itself.
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I'd run as a candidate for the Sam is a Balding ******* Party.
Fukking walk it m8.
Fukking walk it m8.
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05-12-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
Chapter 5
Violent Night...
Leatherface made his way into Nancy's house.

He walked in and the door made a light squeal.
"Ash?! Is that you?"
"MmmmmHmmmm"
"Come to my bedroom... I'm waiting for you."

Leatherface walked lightly into her dark bedroom.
"Oh Ash, I'm so excited for sex... but you wear me out! Don't let me forget to take my hypnocil before I fall asleep"
Leatherface didn't want to give himself away so he just crawled in between her legs and began to lick her.

"Oh Ash! Mmmm... that feels sooo good!" Leatherface went to town... slurping away... "Oh Ash get up here and **** me!"
"Brilliant!" Leatherface exclaimed - he couldn't contain himself.
"What!?" Nancy jumped and pulled the string on her lamp

" 'ello love" Leatherface said with someone else's smile.
"Get away from me!" Nancy tried to scamper away, but Leatherface was much too strong. He spun Nancy around and pinned her down.

He jammed his fist into her ass with no tenderness... her skin ripped open and her ass was torn to a bloody mess.
He began fukking the pussyass he had created and violently finished inside her stomach. Leatherface took off. Nancy's body was in total shock and her brain took her to a pleasant place as she peacefully passed out. And for the first time in years, Nancy had a dream.
Ash got there just as Nancy had stopped burning. The stank of cooked human smashed his nostrils as he ran into her bedroom.

"No!! NOOOOO!!!" Ash got dizzy and sick to his stomach. For he did love Nancy... and there she was... degraded to a large protein pop-tart. Nothing he could do to save her.
"I'm going to kill them all... kill them all... "
Violent Night...
Leatherface made his way into Nancy's house.

He walked in and the door made a light squeal.
"Ash?! Is that you?"
"MmmmmHmmmm"
"Come to my bedroom... I'm waiting for you."

Leatherface walked lightly into her dark bedroom.
"Oh Ash, I'm so excited for sex... but you wear me out! Don't let me forget to take my hypnocil before I fall asleep"
Leatherface didn't want to give himself away so he just crawled in between her legs and began to lick her.

"Oh Ash! Mmmm... that feels sooo good!" Leatherface went to town... slurping away... "Oh Ash get up here and **** me!"
"Brilliant!" Leatherface exclaimed - he couldn't contain himself.
"What!?" Nancy jumped and pulled the string on her lamp

" 'ello love" Leatherface said with someone else's smile.
"Get away from me!" Nancy tried to scamper away, but Leatherface was much too strong. He spun Nancy around and pinned her down.

He jammed his fist into her ass with no tenderness... her skin ripped open and her ass was torn to a bloody mess.
He began fukking the pussyass he had created and violently finished inside her stomach. Leatherface took off. Nancy's body was in total shock and her brain took her to a pleasant place as she peacefully passed out. And for the first time in years, Nancy had a dream.
Ash got there just as Nancy had stopped burning. The stank of cooked human smashed his nostrils as he ran into her bedroom.

"No!! NOOOOO!!!" Ash got dizzy and sick to his stomach. For he did love Nancy... and there she was... degraded to a large protein pop-tart. Nothing he could do to save her.
"I'm going to kill them all... kill them all... "
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05-12-2017, 10:31 AM
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05-12-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Would you put a manic depressive in charge of a plane?Look at who they elected as president so we all have a chance.
'I am very depressed right now. As an avid meditator this is the first time that I am unable to control my thoughts. My mind is full of fucc right now'
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05-12-2017, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Benihanas⏩
Yes, as you handled this:I'd be all right. More than half the battle is how you handle the mud slinging, not the actual mud itself.
'You make constant chit thread and posts, and you've labeled yourself a Sacred Psycho Virgin. You have no business passing on life advice as such a massive failure.'
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05-12-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Not when they unearth thisI'd run as a candidate for the Sam is a Balding ******* Party.
Fukking walk it m8.
Fukking walk it m8.
'He'd also probably dye his hair pink and campaign to normalise *******ry.'
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05-12-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Jake's on you. That's my answer to the question "But what if Sam had hair?".Not when they unearth this
'He'd also probably dye his hair pink and campaign to normalise *******ry.'
'He'd also probably dye his hair pink and campaign to normalise *******ry.'
Bound to be asked during my campaign.
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05-12-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Mcfreako⏩
Might raise an eyebrow if there are a lot of posts like this thoughIf I ran for president I would definitely show my post history, that would ensure that I get elected
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Haven't posted in a while, figured I'd say hi while I'm here'
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
Prestoncondra alt account?ded in the water
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05-12-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By kalvinmc⏩
Running for California?
'the CEO is also about to be cucked by that sloot actress he's about to marry
just lmao @ marrying a sloot that rode all the old limp director and producer dink in Hollywood and "saving yourself for marriage".'
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Originally Posted By brownbrah113⏩
Until you want the minimum wage votei would i stand by my posts
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Lol in the U.S. that's a pretty safe post for at least 50% of the country. Certainly safe in all swing states/red states.Btw I'm an angry gun nut..
'It doesn't really matter which weapon you get first so long as you train with it and become a safe, effective shooter. Handgun is great for potential to carry, AR is great for everything else -- including much easier to shoot and be effective with.'
'It doesn't really matter which weapon you get first so long as you train with it and become a safe, effective shooter. Handgun is great for potential to carry, AR is great for everything else -- including much easier to shoot and be effective with.'
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I would never want to be in politics. I'm sure with my 12 year post history here I wouldn't get in anyway.
05-12-2017, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By WellHungOver⏩
Which is a shame..I would never want to be in politics. I'm sure with my 12 year post history here I wouldn't get in anyway.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I see nothing wrong hereYes, as you handled this:
'You make constant chit thread and posts, and you've labeled yourself a Sacred Psycho Virgin. You have no business passing on life advice as such a massive failure.'
'You make constant chit thread and posts, and you've labeled yourself a Sacred Psycho Virgin. You have no business passing on life advice as such a massive failure.'
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Pfft. That's nothing. I'll defend that with ease.You were doing really, really well. Could have stood for the senate. But then, just as the votes were being counted..:
'Gorilla wouldn't have been shot if you wasn't fuking with the kid.
Or if had left when he was told (like the other gorillas did)
He was fuking up a little kid, deserved to be shot. Was a scumbag gorilla.'
'Gorilla wouldn't have been shot if you wasn't fuking with the kid.
Or if had left when he was told (like the other gorillas did)
He was fuking up a little kid, deserved to be shot. Was a scumbag gorilla.'
"Yeah. That would be me prioritizing human life over a gorilla's life. Problem?"
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