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post 1504499831 05-12-2017, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
If Trump can win, I'd have a fighting chance.
Depends how many posts you have like this:

'Doubt I would pull out of any of them'
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post 1504499961 05-12-2017, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
lmao I'd get smeared so hard in the media for all the racist/sexist/homophobic comments I have made.
Yeah it's over

'you're a typical attention whore sloot

"Tee Hee Hee I am a ****lian girl look at me. Ask me anything! Give me reps! Buy me things! Love me! Validate my meaningless existence. I want to feel something...anything to fill the hole between my legs and the one in my heart."

fist yourself'
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post 1504500141 05-12-2017, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
I think with my history of quality posting it can only help my chances
Yeah... Probably better than my real life scandals
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post 1504500251 05-12-2017, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By 420Layers⏩
By the time I'm old enough to run for president nobody will give a fukk srs
Maybe

Maybe not

'Just give him the ring after you finish blowing him.

You'll already be on your knees.'
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post 1504500331 05-12-2017, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Mehhzyy⏩
I'm good brah, come at me
This might win you some votes these days

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*******s paying me to stroke my dink on cam or flex for them? Don't have to show face? Ez.'
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post 1504500421 05-12-2017, 12:37 AM
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OOOH. Do me. You aitn got **** on me.
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post 1504500501 05-12-2017, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Darkhare⏩
Yeah... Probably better than my real life scandals
Explains the horse head

'You're all gay if you answered seriously.

It's a button on a brillow pad op. Thanks for reminding me of my shame'
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post 1504500891 05-12-2017, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
OOOH. Do me. You aitn got **** on me.
You were doing really, really well. Could have stood for the senate. But then, just as the votes were being counted..:

'Gorilla wouldn't have been shot if you wasn't fuking with the kid.
Or if had left when he was told (like the other gorillas did)

He was fuking up a little kid, deserved to be shot. Was a scumbag gorilla.'
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post 1504524211 05-12-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Depends how many posts you have like this:

'Doubt I would pull out of any of them'
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post 1504538511 05-12-2017, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Btw I'm an angry gun nut..

'It doesn't really matter which weapon you get first so long as you train with it and become a safe, effective shooter. Handgun is great for potential to carry, AR is great for everything else -- including much easier to shoot and be effective with.'
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post 1504538971 05-12-2017, 10:26 AM
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Look at who they elected as president so we all have a chance.
post 1504539371 05-12-2017, 10:29 AM
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I'd be all right. More than half the battle is how you handle the mud slinging, not the actual mud itself.
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post 1504539441 05-12-2017, 10:29 AM
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I'd run as a candidate for the Sam is a Balding ******* Party.

Fukking walk it m8.
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post 1504539581 05-12-2017, 10:31 AM
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If I ran for president I would definitely show my post history, that would ensure that I get elected
Call me Sally
post 1504539601 05-12-2017, 10:31 AM
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ded in the water
Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
Chapter 5

Violent Night...


Leatherface made his way into Nancy's house.



He walked in and the door made a light squeal.

"Ash?! Is that you?"

"MmmmmHmmmm"

"Come to my bedroom... I'm waiting for you."



Leatherface walked lightly into her dark bedroom.

"Oh Ash, I'm so excited for sex... but you wear me out! Don't let me forget to take my hypnocil before I fall asleep"

Leatherface didn't want to give himself away so he just crawled in between her legs and began to lick her.



"Oh Ash! Mmmm... that feels sooo good!" Leatherface went to town... slurping away... "Oh Ash get up here and **** me!"

"Brilliant!" Leatherface exclaimed - he couldn't contain himself.

"What!?" Nancy jumped and pulled the string on her lamp



" 'ello love" Leatherface said with someone else's smile.

"Get away from me!" Nancy tried to scamper away, but Leatherface was much too strong. He spun Nancy around and pinned her down.



He jammed his fist into her ass with no tenderness... her skin ripped open and her ass was torn to a bloody mess.
He began fukking the pussyass he had created and violently finished inside her stomach. Leatherface took off. Nancy's body was in total shock and her brain took her to a pleasant place as she peacefully passed out. And for the first time in years, Nancy had a dream.



Ash got there just as Nancy had stopped burning. The stank of cooked human smashed his nostrils as he ran into her bedroom.



"No!! NOOOOO!!!" Ash got dizzy and sick to his stomach. For he did love Nancy... and there she was... degraded to a large protein pop-tart. Nothing he could do to save her.
"I'm going to kill them all... kill them all... "

you should read this
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post 1504539651 05-12-2017, 10:31 AM
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post 1504540881 05-12-2017, 10:40 AM
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i would i stand by my posts
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post 1504542661 05-12-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Look at who they elected as president so we all have a chance.
Would you put a manic depressive in charge of a plane?

'I am very depressed right now. As an avid meditator this is the first time that I am unable to control my thoughts. My mind is full of fucc right now'
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post 1504543071 05-12-2017, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Benihanas⏩
I'd be all right. More than half the battle is how you handle the mud slinging, not the actual mud itself.
Yes, as you handled this:

'You make constant chit thread and posts, and you've labeled yourself a Sacred Psycho Virgin. You have no business passing on life advice as such a massive failure.'
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post 1504543851 05-12-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I'd run as a candidate for the Sam is a Balding ******* Party.

Fukking walk it m8.
Not when they unearth this

'He'd also probably dye his hair pink and campaign to normalise *******ry.'
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post 1504544821 05-12-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Not when they unearth this

'He'd also probably dye his hair pink and campaign to normalise *******ry.'
Jake's on you. That's my answer to the question "But what if Sam had hair?".

Bound to be asked during my campaign.
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post 1504546221 05-12-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Mcfreako⏩
If I ran for president I would definitely show my post history, that would ensure that I get elected
Might raise an eyebrow if there are a lot of posts like this though

'Just having an afternoon bowel movement, figured I'd make an appearance on the misc
Haven't posted in a while, figured I'd say hi while I'm here'
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post 1504546371 05-12-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
ded in the water
Prestoncondra alt account?
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post 1504546691 05-12-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By kalvinmc⏩
Running for California?

'the CEO is also about to be cucked by that sloot actress he's about to marry

just lmao @ marrying a sloot that rode all the old limp director and producer dink in Hollywood and "saving yourself for marriage".'
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post 1504547111 05-12-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By brownbrah113⏩
i would i stand by my posts
Until you want the minimum wage vote

'OP you are fake news, no way starbucks employees can spell a name right even if its an online order'
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post 1504549571 05-12-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Btw I'm an angry gun nut..

'It doesn't really matter which weapon you get first so long as you train with it and become a safe, effective shooter. Handgun is great for potential to carry, AR is great for everything else -- including much easier to shoot and be effective with.'
Lol in the U.S. that's a pretty safe post for at least 50% of the country. Certainly safe in all swing states/red states.
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post 1504550181 05-12-2017, 11:51 AM
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I would never want to be in politics. I'm sure with my 12 year post history here I wouldn't get in anyway.
post 1504552101 05-12-2017, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By WellHungOver⏩
I would never want to be in politics. I'm sure with my 12 year post history here I wouldn't get in anyway.
Which is a shame..

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post 1504553911 05-12-2017, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Yes, as you handled this:

'You make constant chit thread and posts, and you've labeled yourself a Sacred Psycho Virgin. You have no business passing on life advice as such a massive failure.'
I see nothing wrong here
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You were doing really, really well. Could have stood for the senate. But then, just as the votes were being counted..:

'Gorilla wouldn't have been shot if you wasn't fuking with the kid.
Or if had left when he was told (like the other gorillas did)

He was fuking up a little kid, deserved to be shot. Was a scumbag gorilla.'
Pfft. That's nothing. I'll defend that with ease.

"Yeah. That would be me prioritizing human life over a gorilla's life. Problem?"
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