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lol at everyone posting in this troll thread
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Exactly this.America has some of the greatest athletes in the world.
However, football is a game that is heavily skill dependent. It is almost an art.
There is a certain panache and creative zest required to succeed in the sport and the USA fall well short in that department. Their entire ethos surrounding sports and everything else just seems to be 'put a bigger engine in it and it'll go faster'.
However, football is a game that is heavily skill dependent. It is almost an art.
There is a certain panache and creative zest required to succeed in the sport and the USA fall well short in that department. Their entire ethos surrounding sports and everything else just seems to be 'put a bigger engine in it and it'll go faster'.
The great soccer players just quit eventually because there is no path to european leagues.
Also lmao at people that think there are any nba or nfl players that would be good soccer players when they are 6'8 lmao
06-23-2018, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
The only Australian athlete of any significance over here is Jeff Horn and he just got the living chit kicked out of him by a smaller, more athletic, more skilled American.per capita?
USA is cucked by straya. just lol, richest country, massive population, bbc genetics, and, pound-for-pound, can't even beat a lil country built on convict blood?
USA is cucked by straya. just lol, richest country, massive population, bbc genetics, and, pound-for-pound, can't even beat a lil country built on convict blood?
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06-23-2018, 01:03 PM
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We're to busy running the world to worry about such things. Right now we are more focused on our booming economy and building up our military so we can humiliate the next peasant who steps into the octagon. It's a lot of work...but you keep kicking that ball around!
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06-23-2018, 01:05 PM
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Fact: America has the deepest pool of athletic talent in the world, by far.
Fact: America DOMINATES the summer olympics every single time despite the huge disadvantage of very little government funding.
Fact: America prefers strength and speed based athletics, not manlets throwing themselves at the ground.
Fact: America would form the soccer dream team and almost never lose if it was even the smallest priority.It's not. The rest of the world should be thanking us for not embarrassing them.
Fuarking lol @ all the euro cope. Neymar, one of the best soccer twinks in the worldDIVINGto the ground yesterday after another manlet lightly brushed up against him. He could have scored fairly easily, but instead chose to dive to the ground.

Fact: America DOMINATES the summer olympics every single time despite the huge disadvantage of very little government funding.
Fact: America prefers strength and speed based athletics, not manlets throwing themselves at the ground.
Fact: America would form the soccer dream team and almost never lose if it was even the smallest priority.It's not. The rest of the world should be thanking us for not embarrassing them.
Fuarking lol @ all the euro cope. Neymar, one of the best soccer twinks in the worldDIVINGto the ground yesterday after another manlet lightly brushed up against him. He could have scored fairly easily, but instead chose to dive to the ground.

06-23-2018, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Poverty salaries??ITT I learned that America sucks at a sport that gets minimal attention, support, coverage, and poverty salaries. All the genetically talented kiddos are being put into basketball and American football at early ages. No money in soccer
Earnings: $93 million
Salary & Bonus: $58 million
Endorsements: $35 million
Is there an NFL player with a 93 million salary????
Why wouldn't US athletic specimens wanna make that kind of bank????
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/25/how-...yers-make.htmlhighest paid NFL player here is 25 mill LMAO
Why not play the worlds biggest, most lucrative sport????
06-23-2018, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By jakobi78⏩
pretty sure it was the Russians that started it

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06-23-2018, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By jakobi78⏩
Pretty sure the Russians literally killed a bunch of athletes by juicing them to death. Same with East Germany. The 80's were wild.pretty sure it was the Russians that started it
06-23-2018, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
The highest paid MLS player makes like... 7 million a year? That's why nobody bothers.. There is not the same structure behind American soccer to make it lucrative.Poverty salaries??
Earnings: $93 million
Salary & Bonus: $58 million
Endorsements: $35 million
Is there an NFL player with a 93 million salary????
Why wouldn't US athletic specimens wanna make that kind of bank????
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/25/how-...yers-make.htmlhighest paid NFL player here is 25 mill LMAO
Why not play the worlds biggest, most lucrative sport????
Earnings: $93 million
Salary & Bonus: $58 million
Endorsements: $35 million
Is there an NFL player with a 93 million salary????
Why wouldn't US athletic specimens wanna make that kind of bank????
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/25/how-...yers-make.htmlhighest paid NFL player here is 25 mill LMAO
Why not play the worlds biggest, most lucrative sport????
Here's Forbe's 100 overall highest paid athletes...https://www.forbes.com/athletes/list/2/#tab: overall
9 soccer players
15 baseball players
18 football players
39 basketball players
Let's not pretend that Messi/Ronaldo/Neymar/Rooney are representative of the typical soccer salary either...
It's no surprise American athletes are going where the money is.
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06-23-2018, 01:28 PM
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I'm British and think the best football match pales in comparison to the best basketball game. That said Americans are defo coping re not being in the world cup. Everyone in the misc was talking about the world cup in 14. Everyone. Just accept the cope and say you don't invest as much in training footballers. Probably because your collective noun for footballers issoccer playersjust LOL. No1 has time to say that chit.
06-23-2018, 01:29 PM
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The high schools in my surrounding area don't even have soccer teams. I think once upon a time some might have had girls soccer teams, but not anymore. Kids here don't really care about it. If we did have soccer teams, those kids would probably be made fun of just as much as the marching band geeks. It's just not really in our culture and considered a beta sport where I'm from. Even if the US was competitive in the world cup I honestly wouldn't watch or care because the sport doesn't entertain me.
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Why would anyone want to stay in the MLS...it's a GLOBAL sport...The highest paid MLS player makes like... 7 million a year? That's why nobody bothers.. There is not the same structure behind American soccer to make it lucrative.
Here's Forbe's 100 overall highest paid athletes...https://www.forbes.com/athletes/list/2/#tab: overall
9 soccer players
15 baseball players
18 football players
39 basketball players
Let's not pretend that Messi/Ronaldo/Neymar/Rooney are representative of the typical soccer salary either...
It's no surprise American athletes are going where the money is.
Here's Forbe's 100 overall highest paid athletes...https://www.forbes.com/athletes/list/2/#tab: overall
9 soccer players
15 baseball players
18 football players
39 basketball players
Let's not pretend that Messi/Ronaldo/Neymar/Rooney are representative of the typical soccer salary either...
It's no surprise American athletes are going where the money is.
Do you have any idea how many leagues there are worldwide paying big bucks?
Think the players on your favorite team are the most overpaid in the world?
Well, American sports fans, you may not be able to brag (or complain?) about that.
As the number crunchers at Sporting Intelligence reported earlier this month, European soccer teams hold the top four spots when it comes to average pay per player.
Spain's Barcelona and Real Madrid are No. 1 and No. 2, ESPN's charts show. The average annual pay on those teams: $8.7 million per player at Barcelona and $7.8 million per player at Real Madrid. They were the top 2 last year as well.
England's Manchester City and Chelsea are Nos. 3 and 4. Pay at Man City averages $7.5 million a year. At Chelsea, the average is $6.8 million.
The first U.S. team in the top 10: the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers. The team's $6.3 million average salary brings it in at No. 5. Just three U.S. teams are in the top 10 — the others are the New York Yankees, at No. 6, and the Philadelphia Phillies, at No. 9.
It's just a fact you earn more on average as a pro in Football than American Football.Well, American sports fans, you may not be able to brag (or complain?) about that.
As the number crunchers at Sporting Intelligence reported earlier this month, European soccer teams hold the top four spots when it comes to average pay per player.
Spain's Barcelona and Real Madrid are No. 1 and No. 2, ESPN's charts show. The average annual pay on those teams: $8.7 million per player at Barcelona and $7.8 million per player at Real Madrid. They were the top 2 last year as well.
England's Manchester City and Chelsea are Nos. 3 and 4. Pay at Man City averages $7.5 million a year. At Chelsea, the average is $6.8 million.
The first U.S. team in the top 10: the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers. The team's $6.3 million average salary brings it in at No. 5. Just three U.S. teams are in the top 10 — the others are the New York Yankees, at No. 6, and the Philadelphia Phillies, at No. 9.
Only naive people think otherwise
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06-23-2018, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Alphandbeta⏩
It seems like most other countries struggle to realize that we aren't just uninterested in soccer, but actively hate it. Parents are embarrassed if their kids aren't athletic enough to play football or basketball and have to resort to soccer. Sloots here laugh at soccer players because all the Chads play football. Literally every kid in school and half the local town goes to the high school football games. You might see a few parents at the soccer game. My city actually has a pro team, but I swear I only ever hear of the most feminine of reddit soy boys going to games.Just accept the cope and say you don't invest as much in training footballers.
Would you want to associate yourself with that crowd?
06-23-2018, 01:42 PM
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Lol at americans... so egotistical and proud they cant simply say 'wed like to be in the world cup, but currently were not good enough, maybe in the future we can improve'...
Instead they have a breakdown saying football is a soy boy, cuck sport blah blah...
Your 6'7 300lb eggball bloaters could never play football... so their cheese burger influenced athletic ability could never translate.
Deal with it boyos
Instead they have a breakdown saying football is a soy boy, cuck sport blah blah...
Your 6'7 300lb eggball bloaters could never play football... so their cheese burger influenced athletic ability could never translate.
Deal with it boyos
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I'm not disagreeing. Just saying its disingenuous for the Misc to act like football is ghey all of a sudden, when they interested and active about it in 14. If I was born in America I wouldn't give a chit about football. Basketball is more my speed.Would you want to associate yourself with that crowd?
06-23-2018, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
What's the number of U.S. soccer players who are playing in the top five leagues (Premier League, La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A and Bundesliga)?Why would anyone want to stay in the MLS...it's a GLOBAL sport...
Do you have any idea how many leagues there are worldwide paying big bucks?
Do you have any idea how many leagues there are worldwide paying big bucks?
Likely less than 50?
The US has a problem with developing soccer talent because kids don't grow up here wanting to be a soccer superstar. The MLS is only 21 years old and doesn't have the draw necessary to make soccer interesting for Americans. And the path to playing for a European league is challenging (need either a European passport/dual citizenship, or a work permit).
Brazil/Argentina/France exportso manysuccessful footballers to European leagues or leagues that pay well that the chance of 1) getting onto a team and 2) making decent money is much more slim than if someone played American football or basketball.
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Originally Posted By PimpinisEasy⏩
6'5", 300 lbs. Here he is doing a61 inch box jump.Obviously not a soccer player, but there isn't a football twink on earth with that level of freak athleticism.Your 6'7 300lb eggball bloaters could never play football... so their cheese burger influenced athletic ability could never translate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6idh6wC1nKc
06-23-2018, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
It’s accurate though, if our athletes playing football and basketball had focused their lives on soccer instead we’d be one of the best countries at it. Idk how anyone could deny that.inb4:
-"we don't care about that beta sport"
-"if we cared we would win"
-pic of NFL player and pic of soccer player
cliffs:
-murrcans on the misc most definitely gave a fuk about the world cup the last time USA was in it, but suddenly the whole country didn't care when they were eliminated
-"we don't care about that beta sport"
-"if we cared we would win"
-pic of NFL player and pic of soccer player
cliffs:
-murrcans on the misc most definitely gave a fuk about the world cup the last time USA was in it, but suddenly the whole country didn't care when they were eliminated
06-23-2018, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
To be fair I think Ronaldo’s the best athlete on the planet, but we definitely have 2-10 on that ranking.6'5", 300 lbs. Here he is doing a61 inch box jump.Obviously not a soccer player, but there isn't a football twink on earth with that level of freak athleticism
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Originally Posted By CBY7⏩
It's classic cope, but I don't really get why they're so insecure. We have 10x more elite athletes than any other country. Of course the US is going to dominate any sport it chooses. It reminds me of feminists who get mad about men being better at sports than women.It’s accurate though, if our athletes playing football and basketball had focused their lives on soccer instead we’d be one of the best countries at it. Idk how anyone could deny that.
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the only thing threads like this prove is the insanely anti-american sentiment of most people outside of america... the rabidness and intensity of their hate is actually surprising - would love to see sometime how it is in person with some of these people
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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Originally Posted By CBY7⏩
There is no single best athlete on the planet. It's all subjective to the sport they play. There are a LOT of guys who reach a top level. Beyond that it's simply skill in their sport.To be fair I think Ronaldo’s the best athlete on the planet, but we definitely have 2-10 on that ranking.
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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Same chit tier thread by the same chit tier red who's embarrassingly obsessed with trying to diaprove America's legitimacy.
Sad thread is sad.
Sad thread is sad.
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
Why would anyone hate the US????the only thing threads like this prove is the insanely anti-american sentiment of most people outside of america... the rabidness and intensity of their hate is actually surprising - would love to see sometime how it is in person with some of these people
You're reaching brah
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I don't think the rest of the world really appreciates just how little the US cares about soccer. It's literally just a weekend time waster for preteen kids who's parents won't let them play football.
Getting a game of soccer outside of middle school playground is pretty much impossible. Virtually no high schools have teams, and if they do there are literally no tryouts. You show up, you're on the team. If you are even lucky enough to have a team near you, you have to share the field with the football team with makeshift nets ghetto rigged out of goalposts, and if the footballers want the field to practice you are getting kicked off
Getting a game of soccer outside of middle school playground is pretty much impossible. Virtually no high schools have teams, and if they do there are literally no tryouts. You show up, you're on the team. If you are even lucky enough to have a team near you, you have to share the field with the football team with makeshift nets ghetto rigged out of goalposts, and if the footballers want the field to practice you are getting kicked off
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